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Ilya Rozanov is the cocky CEO of a booming Russian real estate company in Ottawa. Millionaire, playboy and self-proclaimed philanthropist. He is also still dealing with the death of his mother and seeing his therapist regularly. But nobody needs to know that.
Shane Hollander is an ambitious teacher-in-training who has had to put his life on hold since his father's Parkinson's diagnosis. He moves back to Ottawa, and gets a job at Rozanov Inc. as their head data analyst (much to his chagrin).
But Ilya uses Shane for everything *but* data analysis. He calls him at 2am just because he wants to speak, or to ask him what tie he should wear at work the next day.
Shane gets fed up. But he just can't stay away, for reasons he isn't up for acknowledging just yet.
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Inspired by 'Two Weeks Notice' (2002) starring Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant
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Stede Bonnet, a successful history journalist & archeologist, is travelling to NYC for a 2 week conference. Much to his annoyance, he is sat next to the most insufferable man on his flight, who spilled coffee over his best satin shirt.
Turns out Stede judges people too quickly.
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An Enemies to Lovers OFMD SMAU, also posted on Twitter by @greatpretcnder !
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I’ve known him for 29 years. 30 in September. For more than half of my life, and then some.
On the very first day of high school, the 13 year old boy who sat in front of me in English class, the one with the dark, curled hair cascading down his neck, stopping at his shoulders, turned around to me and said:
“Wanna hang out behind the greenhouse at break-time?”
And that was that, really.
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Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach have been friends since they were thirteen years old, and every time they hung out, Stede wrote a diary entry.
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As the Romans Do by kooksie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.
So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.
(He’s jealous.)
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02 Jun 2026
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pretty (kind of dirty face) by angeluvxx
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Apr 2026
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Shane Hollander, a well booked, in demand model is back for the summer for a well deserved break. It was all going so well until his car decides to break down. Unsure of what to do, he calls the first garage he can find, not expecting to meet the most infurtiating, aggravating and beautiful man he had ever seen.
Or,
Shane's a brat who is used to getting what he wants, Ilya Rozanov doesn't give into a pretty face that easy.
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18 May 2026
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Pillow Printsessa by h0llanova
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
17 May 2026
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Ilya had been courting him for three lovely months now. Shane blushed so beautifully that Ilya took every opportunity to make it happen: flowers, sweet names, deep kisses. The way those freckled cheeks turned the prettiest shade of red was fucking addicting.
They had talked about this weeks ago. Tonight they were making it official. Ilya would knot Shane for the first time and bite his mating gland. He knew Shane would be nervous.
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- Part 1 of Saccharine
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17 May 2026
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Rather than give him the joint, Ilya takes it back between his own lips and sucks in a deep breath, the tip glowing as he does so. Then, before Shane can process it, he’s reaching up and sliding one large hand around the back of Shane’s neck, pulling him down so their lips meet.
Shane gasps softly, and Ilya takes the opportunity to blow smoke into his open and waiting mouth.
Oh, God. Are you there? It’s me, Shane Hollander. We’ve had our differences, but I think I’d like to convert for real this time. I’m ready. Open the pearly white gates. I’m coming up.
Shane goes to a house party, gets high, then gets on his knees. bon appetite
now a multi-chapter saga bc i couldn't help myself- Language:
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17 May 2026
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Personne Sait Comment On Fait Des Papas by kindofhaunted
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 May 2026
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“Alexei, I fucking told you to never call me again, you fucking piece of—”
“Am I speaking with Ilya Grigorievich Rozanov?”
Ilya went silent immediately. That was not his brother’s voice. Nor was it Katia’s, his sister-in-law. It was an aristocratic, cold voice. He went completely still.
“Yes.”
“I’m calling from the Child Services Department, Ilya Grigorievich,” the woman continued, and Ilya frowned deeply. “Your brother Alexei Rozanov and his wife died yesterday in a car accident.”
Twice in his life, Ilya had felt like this. The ice around his heart melted just enough for the numbness to vanish and give way to a sharp, stinging pain. It lasted only two seconds before he managed to compose himself. He didn’t want to feel anything for Alexei, so even if Katia’s death carried a trace of sadness—she was a mess, but she always tried to smile at him and cook warm meals for him when he visited Russia—, he dismissed the feeling entirely.
“So what?”
“You are the only living family member of their daughter. Your brother named you as her legal guardian, Ilya Grigorievich.”
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12 May 2026