alsaurus
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Eddie offers to be Buck's official head scratcher, shoulder massager, and general tactile needs provider. It's a really normal thing for friends to do. Surely.
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"I gave you a handjob and then I humped your leg with all my clothes still on. That's not docking."
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Ed and Stede's Very Successful Second Time by alsaurus
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Oct 2023
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Ed wants the next time they make love to be perfect. Things do not go as planned.
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This is it.
It’s nighttime, they’re alone together, and they're no longer taking things slow. They've said the big words. They love each other.
Ed immediately grabs Stede by the shoulders and kisses him, hard and soft and with all the promise of all the things he wants them to do together.
This is the moment.
"I've been meaning to ask," Stede pulls away to say then. "What is a ‘handy’, actually?"
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Crowley and Aziraphale want to start doing more than kissing, so they make a plan to masturbate together. It's a great plan and Crowley is totally into it. Absolutely. Can't wait. He's just.. struggling with how forthcoming he should be about his previous experience, that's all.
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It's the Thought That Counts - a complete story that could stand alone.
The Perfect Plan - a WIP that follows the events of It's the Thought That Counts.- Words:
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Eddie huffs. It’s respectable and masculine, probably. “You know I’m not interested in—”
“Yes, Eddie, I know,” Buck drolls. “You’re off the horse. The meat market is closed. Your dick is on Do Not Disturb. I just think the pot shouldn’t be calling the kettle out,” he gestures between them with an emphatic finger, “for bad dates. Not when the pot is, ostensibly, a born-again virgin.”
“I’m not a born-again virgin,” Eddie grumbles. “Don’t start this again.”
“I’m not starting anything,” Buck lies. “I’m watching the movie.” Another lie. Then he flops unceremoniously back down, head strewn across Eddie’s clenched thighs.
Or: Buck’s mouth moves faster than Eddie’s brain.
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06 May 2026
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“Eddie. Dude.”
That, finally, does the trick. Eddie pulls off with his eyebrows in his hairline.
“Dude?” he rasps.
“Sorry,” Buck gasps. “I– I’m gonna come, just. Just, it’s not– you don’t want that in your mouth.”
Eddie looks… amused, of all things. Relaxed. Wetting his lips, he says, “Why not?”
“Uh.” Buck blinks. “It’s– do you?”
“Yeah,” Eddie says, unimpressed. “Dude.”
“I–” Buck seizes when Eddie falls right back down on his cock, the wet heat of his mouth engulfing him again. “S-sorry,” he grits out. “Baby, I’m– I’m so close, you’re gonna make me come, you’re–”
Eddie groans around him, eyes squeezing shut as he presses himself down, down, down, taking Buck deep.
“Oh, fuck–”
Or: Buck and Eddie go camping. Things spiral from there.
Bookmarked by alsaurus
14 Nov 2025
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“What’s your face doing?”
Buck makes an affronted noise, shooting Eddie a look. “My face isn’t doing anything.”
“Yes, it is.”
“No, it’s not.”
“Yes, it is.”
“Eddie. It’s not.”
“Yes, it–”
“I’m horny,” Buck blurts. Instantly, his face flushes, body going warm with humiliation. Eddie’s eyes go comically wide.
Or: Buck's really trying to keep it in his pants. Eddie's not exactly keen on letting him do so.
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12 Nov 2025
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It’s actually annoying that he’s not in love with Eddie.
You know?
It would make everything so much easier if he was.
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08 Oct 2025
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There's another silence, a brief one. Eddie's stomach swoops like he's in freefall. Then Buck says, even lower, "What would you do? If you were here?"
Eddie breathes in, sharp. He feels like he's standing on the edge of a cliff, the sheer drop as inviting as it is terrifying. L'appel du vide, the call of the void. There have been studies on it; he's pretty sure Buck is the one who told him that. The urge, in a high place, to jump.
Bookmarked by alsaurus
03 Apr 2025