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As a lower leveled hero, Hellcat’s job tends to be rather mundane. She doesn’t do huge battles with supervillains intent on global domination, she helps regular people with their everyday lives, and she much prefers it that way.
She has no misconceptions about her own strength and doesn’t care much for fame — in this business that’s the sort of thing that gets you an archnemesis, and she is perfectly content not having an obsessed stalker, thank you very much.
Unfortunately no one told Prisma that, and she’s already gotten Hellcat a collar.
Whoops.
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- Part 1 of Super Smut
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- English
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- 4,908
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- 1/3
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- 3
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An assortment of ficlets for various PokeSpe ships.
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Various Hetalia drabbles of whatever comes to mind, ranging from fluff to smut. Completed.
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Kozmotis Pitchiner was the Golden Army's greatest warrior, but he was also a father. While Pitch Black takes great advantage of the former fact, he is saddled with such dreadful feelings involving the latter. He's been able to suppress it for quite some time, since it would really be a Bad Idea for the Bogeyman to raise a child, much less father one, but it all changes when he meets a lonely winter spirit named Jack Frost. After all, who would make a better match for the Nightmare King than a Lady of Winter?
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A Wonderful World (Of Magic) by StargateNerd
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Torchwood
03 Feb 2020
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Arthur Kirkland gets roped into doing his civic duty and takes the position of History of Magic Professor at Hogwarts. Tom Riddle pursues a mysterious (and possibly immortal) adorable Canadian who haunts his dreams, sending said Canadian’s brother into a murderous rampage. Meanwhile, Francis Bonnefoy and Luna Lovegood play matchmaker, though not necessarily at the same time or for the same people. Chaos ensues. Oh, and by the way, the Dark Mark totally doesn’t look good in pink.
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Original smut stories all set in a universe where superpowers started popping up after a mysterious meteor strike. Mostly villain/hero stories.
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Prompt Fics by StargateNerd
Fandom Lupin III, Magic Kaito, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
20 Dec 2015
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Sometimes people give me prompts or ideas; this is a collection of them :)
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- 4,437
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- 6
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The Adventures of Jack and Pitch's Spawn by StargateNerd
Fandom Frozen (2013), Rise of the Guardians (2012)
31 Mar 2015
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In a universe where Pitch didn't go all drama queen and try to take over the world, Jack Frost became a Guardian rather quietly.
This affects things.
For example, Jack and his annoying neighbor somehow end up accidentally making a kid and raise it together.
Pitch swears it's all because Jack is a little shit who doesn't have an ounce of maturity. Jack thinks that Pitch could stand to get out and live a little, or get laid, or something.
Conall is just bored. And hungry. And also possibly the anti-Christ. It depends who you talk to.
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- 2,254
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SPLSHIMS by StargateNerd
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Magic Kaito, Meitantei Conan | Detective Conan | Case Closed, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
20 Jun 2015
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In which much of canon and the Fourth Wall is ignored, everyone is either sassy or a BAMF, and there are no plot holes to speak of whatsoever (shut the fuck up it is too possible for Pandora to be a Horcrux).
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- 19,001
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- 2
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- 18
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Toothiana decides one night that after almost three centuries of absence in the field, it's time for her to get back out. This decision leads to her meeting the winter spirit Jack Frost, and the rest is history.
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- 696
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DC outsider POV by TheResurrectionist
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Man of Steel (2013), Superman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)
16 Jun 2026
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Collection of my fics with outsider POV / etc. Unrelated unless indicated.
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- 88,370
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- 23
- Bookmarks:
- 1,560
Bookmarked by StargateNerd
23 Jun 2026
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In hindsight, Dick shouldn’t have begun impersonating Bruce for Justice League meetings.
Yes, Bruce had given Dick permission to go in his place as a proxy, but really, it was his fault for assuming that Dick was going to attend as Nightwing. But then Jason found out, and then Tim joined in, then Steph, Cass and Damian, but hell, what else was he supposed to do? Leave them out of the most elaborate hoax in Robin history?
At first it was hilarious, one-upping the core members of the JL, but it’s been years and they’re all in too deep now.
Or; a Batfamily reveal fic with a twist
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- Part 9 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,854
- Chapters:
- 3/4
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 397
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- 5,353
- Bookmarks:
- 1,082
- Hits:
- 38,528
Bookmarked by StargateNerd
21 Jun 2026
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For A Diamond Is A Marveled Thing by aenor_llelo, Alderous, BattleBlaze, Datasage, InvaluableOracle, Jaybird314, Rocket999
Fandom Big Hero 6 (2014), Captain Marvel (2019), Danny Phantom, Daredevil (TV), Gravity Falls, Iron Man (Movies), Lilo & Stitch (2002), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Steven Universe (Cartoon), Steven Universe: The Light Series (Video Games), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Incredible Hulk (2008), Thor (Movies), Venom (Movie 2018)
17 Sep 2021
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The many parts of Steven's universe.
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Earth's protectors meet Earth's avengers.
- Words:
- 388,115
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- 35
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- 977
Bookmarked by StargateNerd
20 Jun 2026
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Fishing in Alaska by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
09 Apr 2021
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“This… this would qualify as a mental breakdown, right?” Triton asked, frowning over his shoulder to where Percy was still fuming in the corner. The lady at the counter curiously glanced over before lifting a questioning brow. “My brother – half-brother, technically, I have much better breeding – decided to run away from home to where our father can’t reach him and now he won’t leave. And now I can’t leave unless he leaves,” Triton continued. Percy opened his mouth to object that wasn’t what happened at all, but the tyrant only waved a hand to silence him. “He’s seen war or whatever, so if you could maybe just drug him then I’ll throw him into a suitcase and we can be out of here by the Summer Solstice!”
Silence. Finally, the woman cleared her throat and turned to Percy.
“I’m guessing he’s the one you want checked into the mental hospital?” She asked. Triton gasped as Percy punched the air in victory.
“Aha!”
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Getting in trouble works a little differently when your parent is an all-powerful god. Sometimes you have to escape to the land beyond gods and get your immortal brother turned human to drag you back so you can be exploded a million pieces. You know, normal teenage stuff.
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- Part 1 of The FIA Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 111,743
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 838
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- 10,511
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- 3,214
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- 204,424
Bookmarked by StargateNerd
07 Jun 2026
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Laws of the Sea by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
19 Oct 2024
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"Thank you," Percy said, accepting the tea gratefully. He wasn't a big tea person overall, but his stepmother had a very good knack for it. Godly power, or whatever. "And thank you for not hating me anymore. I know you aren't thrilled about my existence-"
"No need to thank me for not being Hera," Amphitrite dismissed. Percy took a sip of tea. "That is what you meant, isn't it?" she asked, raising an eyebrow. For once, Percy learned from his mistakes and stayed quiet, though he did give her a bashful smile to confirm the sentiment. "Hm. Well, either way, I owe you thanks. Not many children would agree to spy on their father for me."
Percy put the cup down. "I'm not spying on him," he reasoned. Amphitrite scoffed. "I just happen to be in many of the places he is when he's in the mortal world." A long pause followed, and Percy rolled his eyes. "Yes, he was seeing a mortal woman. Her name is Lea."
"You owe me twenty of your mortal dollars, child."
Percy bitterly slapped the paper bill on the table between them.
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Amphitrite has an odd quest for Percy. Strangely enough, it might be the only quest Percy has actually enjoyed.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,267
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 736
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- 6,060
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- 2,276
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Bookmarked by StargateNerd
07 Jun 2026