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    Erik moved the coin: a lot further than Shaw was expecting. And as a result, we wind up with a Notting Hill AU set in the 60s, and a naturalized Erik and Edie, British citizens.

    Mild-mannered Erik. Bespectacled Erik. Erik in a cardigan.

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    123/?
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    Jiang Cheng didn’t mean to get into the red palanquin. Wei WuXian didn’t mean to pretend to be the matchmaker. They both for sure did not mean to enter the palace.

    So when a revenge attempt got the Yunmeng brothers into more trouble than it was worth, they both found themselves at the mercy of the royal family and its 4000+ rules. The only saving grace? Extremely attractive (especially when naked) royals.

    Will they survive this mishap before the intended marriage partners comes knocking on their door?

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    Six months after Bliss ocean was taken down and adopting the Blyndeff siblings Percy is tasked with stopping a new criminal gangs that popped up once bliss ocean disappeared. But when she's faced with things she can't begin understand and ghosts from her past come to haunt her. She looks to unlikely allies and old foes for help. All the While Molly and her friends try to stop cult from walking up a ancient Witch

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    3/?
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    Peter’s in college, rooming with his best friend Harry Osborn, crushing on his partner in crime, MJ, and making fast friends with Ned Leeds and Gwen Stacy. He's living the dream, interning at Stark Industries under a watchful eye of (mentor???) Tony Stark. But he has his hands full as Spider-Man with a gang spreading fear in the streets of New York, putting civilians at risk and bankrupting the city. Peter is determined to do whatever it takes to stop them, even if that means going in over his head when the web of lies and greed turns out to be way more than he signed up for.

    ight informally here's what to expect:
    Old and new characters (diggin a little deeper than baseline comics and pulling from all 3 spidermen to create Peter)
    Gradual father son relationship because duh irondad & spiderson but make it BELIEVABLE
    Realistic take on peters inevitable trauma from the crap he has to deal with on a daily basis
    Will-they-won't-they subplot between Michelle and Pete as well as a love triangle and a focus on all the friendships
    And most importantly, my fav, a HECK ton of sarcasm.
    Give it a whirl, this’ll be a fun one :)

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    7/?
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    Ranboo is a normal kid. He goes to normal school, has normal interests, and has normal friends.
    ...Okay, that last one might be a bit of a stretch.
    Yeah, turns out Tommy and Tubbo have a dark, secret past they're running from, and Ranboo doesn't know about it until he's getting kidnapped by the government and forced to endure the same torture.
    Fun!

    Or,

    the birds work for the bourgeoisie, the fic

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    12/?
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    818
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    "Side Effects: Blurred vision, drowsiness or dizziness, shakiness, unsteady walk, unusual excitement, nervousness, restlessness, or irritability (severe).”
    “DO NOT operate vehicles or other heavy machinery."
    Left with no other option in their time of need, Jazz calls upon Dash Baxter to babysit her younger brother Danny while he’s bedridden with some kind of flu or mono— or something! What Jazz neglected to mention is that her brother might be experiencing some bizarre side effects…

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    Chapters:
    5/10
    Comments:
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    To: The person who stopped the washer in the middle of my wash cycle and took my clothes out just to wash yours... YEAH, YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. Unfortunately for you, so am I. You can find your wet clothes frozen outside in the snow.

     

     

     

    Just Klance being a pair of stupid idiots. What's new?

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    1/3
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    In a world where vigilantes and heroes walk the streets, you don't always get to choose your name. The press, the media, even other heroes - what they call you matters, often more than what you want.

    And in a world of shitty, disappointing names, Phil's foul mouth has landed Tommy with a doozy.

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    Tommy has a secret. No one knows. Not the nice lady at the corner store, not the weird guy at the video game store, not Tubbo, and certainly not any of his housemates. He's an alien, sent to study Earth. It's not easy, keeping that secret when he's living with three humans, but he can do it, he's sure.

    Wilbur has a secret. He's not told a soul and never intends to . He's an alien, sent to study humans on Earth, so that his people can make first official contact. It's not easy hiding what he truly is, especially when it comes to his three human housemates.

    Technoblade has a secret. He's very good at keeping it, but sometimes it's... difficult, around his three human housemates. Loathe as he is to admit it, Technoblade cares about them, and perhaps even feels guilt over his lies. His race wants him to determine whether or not Earth is an ally or an invasion site. But, for the sake of his people and new friends, he will keep his secret.

    Phil does not have a secret. He has never, once in his life, kept his mouth shut, even when Puffy tells him to. It's not his fault no one else believes aliens exist. At least his new housemates, normal as they are, seem to tolerate it better than the last guys.

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    Chapters:
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    Peter Parker isn't as good at hiding his secret identity as he thinks.

    Mr. Delmar can attest to this, and so can the hot dog vendor by 41st and 155th. So can just about half of Queens, but they like to let Spiderman think that his secret is safe -- after all, it really is safe with them.

    Just some short drabbles about the people of NYC and their love for an ever-clueless Spiderman. Inspired by a Tiktok I saw but I forgot the poster's @ so if you remember pls leave it in the comments!

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    A huntress by the name of Elara Lyrgale goes out to try and look more into the mysterious phenomenon of 'humons' by brute force. Oh and there's also this Rathalos who gets a crush on her-

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    A year after Thanos's defeat, after six months of constant bombardment of creatures from other dimensions, the barriers between Realities fail and Everything and Everyone is Destroyed––except for Doctor Strange. The Time Stone, seeking a time where the universe was not unbalanced by the destruction of the stones in Thanos's second Snap, sends it's Keeper to 2012, a month before the first alien invasion in the modern history of Earth.

    Doctor Strange must save the universe by joining the Avengers––if only it would be that easy.

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    In which Peter Parker and Tony Stark are the sole two survivors of a bygone future… 2018, and the battle on Titan, the start of the end of the world— the universe, is a long-long way from where they find themselves in 2008. Now they’ll need to learn to truly rely on each other if they want to survive their newfound circumstances and forge a better future.

    And Tony Stark from the past (the present now) meeting Tony Stark from the dead future is an eventual, explosive, inevitability. (Pepper might have something to say about that.)

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    Emilien can turn into a cat. Nobody or almost know about his secret in the French team. That is until he keeps meeting with Quentin in his cat form.

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    Kusuo Saiki is just enjoying his Sunday errands when Kuboyasu ruins it by taking him hostage in a bank robbery. For his part, Aren Kuboyasu isn't having a great time either. He thought he'd left all this delinquency behind him but it seems his past wants to drag him back in kicking and screaming.
    At least he won't be going down alone.

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    10/?
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    Just a slice of life in the chaotic centerfold between where Matt Murdock's life intersects with Clint Barton's. Enjoy!

    --
    gift exchange for onlydance for DDE2022! <3 Hope you like it!
    --
    Song is "Can't Stand Me Now" by the Libertines.

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    Foggy and Karen need to protect Mrs. Cardenas and they can't rely on Matt to understand. So they go on stakeout. They eat snacks. They save Mrs. Cardenas. And then when they go to tell Matt the good news, they both find the Devil of Hell’s Kitchen in their friend's apartment. The thing is, Karen isn't going to let them break up, even over something this big, even though she's plenty mad herself. After all, a tripod is much stronger than two sticks.

    Sept 2022: Now updated with a happy ending, because we all need one.

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    Ladybug sets out to fuss at Cat Noir for kissing Marinette in public and splashing them all over the news. But when her Kitty starts teasing her about being jealous and her wanting kisses, Ladybug jumps the track. The next thing she knows, she has to get a picture of her kissing the one and only Adrien Agreste - her supposed secret boyfriend. But how will Adrien respond when he realizes he opened a can on worms?

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    Following some startling revelations, Thomas and the sides have a talk.
    Questions are raised. Backstories revealed. Cereal is crunched between the cold and unfeeling shadows of darkness and misery.

    Takes place pretty much immediately after "Seven makes a squad", which will clear some things up if you haven't read it already.

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    "…When did you first notice that you weren’t really a Beta…?”
    “You’re asking when I truly knew…?”

    “Ignis Scientia…?”
    A nurse in a long, white lab coat opened the door, reading his name from a clipboard. Her eyes swept over the empty hallway before landing on Ignis and she offered him a smile.
    Ignis looked up from his book and took in her sterile smell and blue gloves. This wasn’t the normal nurse from school. This woman was a nurse from a hospital.
    He sniffed the air curiously, taking in her personal scent; devoid of that special hint of anything telling of either Alpha or Omega. She was a Beta, just like him, and at once he released the breath he hadn’t even realized he’d been holding until now.
    Ignis’ body relaxed moderately at the comfort of being in ‘familiar’ company, but then his eyes fell from hers to instead linger Just above the collar of her lab coat. He took in the arched line of indentions; teeth marks scarred into soft, brown flesh.
    A bond mark.
    For some reason his heart began to beat just a tad bit faster than previously and his cheeks felt uncomfortably hot.

    “What did you do when you found out the truth…?”
    “Well, that’s simple… Whatever I had to do.”

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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    274
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    Bookmarks:
    72
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