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Zuzana was a hedge witch. Zuzana was a collector of folktales and songs. Zuzana was able to heal and curse, mixing Aretuza’s teachings with what she had learned during her travels. Zuzana’s name and purpose were forgotten long ago, her deeds and sins washed away by time, only some of the oldest mages remembering she ever existed.
Then Nilfgaard decided to ignore its borders and the black army engulfed the continent, sending the wheels of fate spinning faster than before. A sorceress, a bard, and a child soon find themselves in the company of the witch. She will now have to contact an old friend, inform him of his brand new grandchild, and hope, that the old wolf still thinks of her fondly. After all, she promised to help the child find the father fates saddled her with.
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I mostly use the books' plot for reference, but it is an AU, and I am intentionally not following the original. This is the most plot-based work I have ever tried to post here, and I hope I will be able to emulate the mix of book atmosphere with the soothing vibes of found family fanfiction. -
The most frustrating men I ever wrote about by Klappity
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
02 Nov 2025
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They have been traveling together for years, closer than many, and yet there was a carefully held distance between them. One did not permit himself to yearn after the other; the second tried to hold the yearning back as much as he could.
But sometimes people meet at the right place at the right moment, and words that were being left out suddenly find a way to be heard.
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Geralt: travels with Jaskier for twenty years and doesn't notice shit about him being an ancient monster
Lambert: is an appealing bed partner and notices something inhuman twenty-six strikes into spanking, but doesn't give a fuck
Don't be like either of them. If you spot an ancient monster, run.
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I really wanted to write an angry Jaskier, so I sprinkled in him being a monster, added my favorite friendgroup OC, made it a bit sweet, a bit cute, and here you have it!
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The king of Kerrack acted foolishly and as a reward ended up swinging above the gate of his own castle. It's just one more day of dealing with unnecessary politics for Geralt. At least until the king's omega son requests an audience and offers a deal that the Warlord would be foolish to refuse.
Jaskier has been a free bard for over twenty years when his father captures him. When the Warlord of the North seeks revenge and kills the king, he doesn't hesitate to make use of the opportunity. He will go north to gather new song material, help solve a political situation, and while he's at it, he might take a bite of the Warlord as well.
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Marigold je bard. Skvělý bard. Cestuje po světě po boku Bílého Vlka, zpívá se srdcem na jazyku. Všemi znán, všemi milován. Tedy, téměř všemi. I když málokdy zavře pusu, i Marigold má svá tajemství. Tajemství, o kterých Geralt nemá ani ponětí. Třeba to, že není tak úplně člověk.
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Jaskier is half-fae and doesn't like it by Klappity
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
27 Oct 2023
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The Sixth Army by Melibe
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
30 Apr 2026
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Gandalf looked around impatiently. “Where is my hobbit? I hope you have not damaged him.”
“I’m here,” called Bilbo. He stood with the young princes a fair distance from the dais, so he waved to get Gandalf’s attention. Smaug, who was draped around his neck, let out an indignant puff of smoke at the disturbance.
Gandalf’s bushy eyebrows shot up and a smile spread across his face. “Indeed, here you are—and full of surprises, as I rather expected, Bilbo Baggins!”
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- Part 2 of Pocket Dragons
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In the summer before his sixth year at Hogwarts, Harry decides to take his own words to heart - it is time to let the Gryffindor go. As he tries to navigate the world with the eyes of a Slytherin, he surprises everyone with what he discovers he’s capable of.
After all, Slytherins use any means to achieve their ends, even when they are not a fan of the means.
The sequel to Evitative.
Discontinued.
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- Part 2 of Mutatum
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20 May 2025
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Chapter 16 - end of summer
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07 May 2025
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Wanna read but hesitating because not complete
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spirit of the west book by Black0
Fandom spirit book, Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002)
24 Jan 2024
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09 Sep 2024
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Geralt has had a miserable time in Redania, contracts far en few between, and decides to go fill a contract put forth by the Viscount de Lettenhove.
When the Viscount tells Geralt to name his price, he names a night with him. A night with the Viscount, just to see the other man waver and refuse. To Geralt's surprise, the noble agrees.--000--
“Butcher,” the Viscount breathes out, and Geralt tries his best not to flinch.
Instead, he looks at the man coolly. The word from the Viscount’s mouth makes him inexplicably angry. He shouldn’t be surprised at the moniker, hasn’t been in a long while, but right now it stings in a new and unexpected way. He’s angry that the man that loves his people so much, has tried to save their children and kill the monster, now isn’t even seeing him as the last resort he was when he was a nameless witcher.The viscount blinks dark lashes over his blue eyes and opens his mouth to speak, but Geralt cuts him off.
“I said I’d take the contract. You said to name my price. Are those still the terms?”