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    You don’t know hell until you look monster after monster in the eye, look down their nasty maws.. and see yourself in every single one of them. When you sympathise with the creatures you’re paid to kill, you have to kill, because it’s your one and only duty.
    He was fine with that. He was fine when Renfri came, and then she skewed his world. And Jaskier, Jaskier, that damned bard- came into his world and flipped it on its head.

    He still hasn’t recovered. Even after he finally showed Jaskier who he really was, what he really was, after he finally scared his little bardling away.. his life is the same.

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    Day 2 of angstober! Have fun, it’s basically just Geralt looking at himself in a broken mirror after Nilfgaard emptied the town before he got there and going “fuck, I really do suck” but prettier

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    Most often, Jaskier dreams of Geralt. He dreams of being in the garden back home in Lettenhove. He’s always laid out on his back, admiring the stars above. Geralt is always beside him, close enough for their body heat to radiate together and keep them warm. Sometimes, he is on his back, too, pointing to the night sky as if narrating it’s story. Sometimes, he is on his side facing Jaskier, hand resting on the other man’s chest as if to reassure himself that Jaskier is there. Jaskier never remembers which stars they are looking at or if anything is said, but he feels as if the peace of the dream taunts him, as if to say this is the future he forfeited when he chose to walk down the mountain alone.

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    Lambert, nephew of King Vesemir, gets captured in battle. When it looks like he’s more likely to be executed then ransomed, Prince Aiden makes him an alternate offer: a marriage of convenience. It’s obnoxious how charismatic the prince is, but committing to spending the rest of his life with a funny, attractive man that he’s inexplicably drawn to is preferable to death, right?

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    Luna Evanthe's fascination with monsters and magick started after her first encounter with a Witcher in her home town.

    Little did she know, this encounter would set her on the path Destiny had planned for her.

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    Geralt isn’t sure if it’s a blessing or a curse that their table is tucked away in the corner, where Jaskier can neither see them nor come close enough that he might. As much as he knows that he needs to talk to the bard, apologize for all that he’s said… he can’t help but treasure this moment of Jaskier’s happiness, the joy that he radiates while performing that would surely shatter as soon as he saw the Witcher.

    Even if it’s still Geralt he sings of.

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    The boy stank of fear.

    Geralt’s eyebrows twitched together further, as the boy tried a pickup line that was obviously rote, with a smile so false it looked genuine. He was attractive, but Geralt didn’t want to bed him.

    “Not interested,” Geralt grunted.

    “Please,” the boy hissed, and the fear increased, somehow. “If it’s not you it’s Skrim and he never pays enough.”

    That wasn’t the reason the boy was terrified of this Skrim fellow. Geralt looked at him, really looked at him. His charming mask was somehow still effortless, but there was a wildness in his eyes, terror and desperation. He’d rather come to a Witcher than a human.

    Interesting.
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    In which Geralt acts nobly, but not sensibly, Jaskier comes into his own, and the Fae are angry.

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    Jaskier loses his voice the morning after a concert. As he and Geralt find new ways to fill the silence between them, they realize it isn't only Jaskier's voice that's been lost—and getting it back will bring them closer than they've ever been before.

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    There was something seriously wrong with that bard, and finding out what sends the pair spiraling down a path of confusion, misplaced fear, and newfound trust between the two.

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    Jaskier and Geralt are happily together; they have Ciri. Their everything is her. Then the world ends; they are in danger in ways they never knew they could be. Geralt will not lose Jaskier. He will not lose his daughter, his everything. He will protect them.

     

    Tldr// the zombie apocalypse gay dad au that absolutely no one asked for <3

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    Geralt is no stranger to helping the meek, to women, to the ways of the world. So why does he constantly find himself in situations where he’s shepherding helpless folk around? The pay is… adequate, mostly. The company is… tolerable, at best; Jaskier, at worst.

    But the enigmatic girl from beyond the seas is different, unlike anyone he’s met, and utterly lost. Is he just helping her recover her memories and return to her home? Maybe settle on the Continent, instead? Or is he looking to gain something more from this? Either way he’s stuck with her, and the Continent is vast.

    One year can go by in the blink of an eye.

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    The mountain and what comes after for Jaskier

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    Following right after the end of Season 2, Geralt and the gang head out to decide what to do next, and how to keep Ciri safe from those hunting her. The Witcher allows Yennefer, despite being on thin ice to travel with them in an attempt to teach Ciri to control her Chaos.

    Jaskier is confronted with his feelings for Geralt along the way, being around the Witcher just dredges up old feelings he had tried to bottle away with ink and pen. Convinced however, that when the time comes Geralt will certainly choose Yennefer over him.
    He always has.

    But maybe, they can all get along for a minute, and maybe all of them can learn a thing or two about family.

    I'm really bad at summaries, enjoy my desire for Ciri to have two dads that eventually re fall in love. With Yennefer along for the ride as she also learns about family.

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    King Geralt wants to end the war with Redania, but the only way to do it is to marry the omega son of his hated foe. Prince Jaskier is thrilled to be free of his abusive father, but isn't optimistic about marrying a king with a brutal reputation.

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    Geralt and Jaskier meet under slightly different circumstances but the bard still has this undying need to follow Geralt and learn about his life as a witcher. Promising he can be of some help.

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    Лютик простит Геральта, но не сейчас. На этот раз Геральт будет следовать за своим бардом.

    Или: никто не может покарать Геральта сильнее, чем он сам.

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    Lambert and Geralt enter Lambert and Aiden's inn room to find Jaskier enthusiastically engaged with the Cat witcher. Lambert is delighted to watch, whereas Geralt is shocked.

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    Steadfast. That he was. But what else had Jaskier expected. The thing was, Jaskier was still hurt. He just had a hard time talking about it, especially to someone as important to him as Geralt. He didn’t want him to think that he was weak. He didn’t want to say just one word too much…

    The fire was crackling softly as Jaskier spoke of his travails of the past few weeks.

    “See Geralt, dear, I’d been kidnapped but it’s not like that’s never happened before, right? Everyone on the continent is just very interested in my friendship with you, can you blame them?” He still tried to keep the mood light, but he felt a lump in his throat when he looked up and saw Geralt hang on to his every word. So he cleared his throat and continued.

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    Jaskier and Geralt meet each other in Oxenfurt a while after Jaskier was interrogated by Rience and Geralt takes him out of the city where they're safer and they spend the evening talking. As good as you could talk with an emotionally constipated witcher.

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    When Geralt desperately accepted a contract to get rid of a dragon, he had no intention of actually killing it, only wanting to chase it away. What he hadn't taken into consideration, however, was that he didn't know much about dragons, and he definitely hadn't been expecting this one to want to keep him, much to his chagrin.

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    “Hush now, it’s ok,” a deep, rumbling voice came from above his head, startling him. It was the dragon’s voice, he realized, and he was even more startled to feel a large, warm hand gently stroking the side of his face.

     
    The man – dragon – didn’t look dangerous right now, but Geralt knew better than to believe he didn’t want to harm him. He could still feel his medallion pressed against his chest, and even though it wasn’t vibrating that didn’t mean that there was no threat.

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    After almost losing their family fortune because of a weak link in the family, the Viscount de Lettenhove's eldest son is to be married off to the Marx's boy to ensure the titles, estate, and money can stay with them. It was a fine, neat arrangement - until Vesemir, the Duke of Kaedwen, and his sons attend the ball and Jaskier finds himself swept up in a new proposal of his own making.

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    Regency!AU

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    "Geralt didn’t like assassins, spies, or Vipers. But Jaskier was all three, and clearly, Geralt was still coming to terms with that."

    After the inevitable reveal of Jaskier's Viper-ness, many of Kaer Morhen inhabitants had questions abut Jaskier's unbringing. This was problematic because:

    a) He would rather avoid the topic for as long as humanly possible.
    b) it was winter, which meant that dramtically throwing himself out of windows to avoid difficult conversations wouldn't be a good idea.
    c) Jaskier still wasn't sure exactly how stable his and Geralt's newly-established relationship was, and he wasn't willing to destroy everything they had because of all the (very) horrible things he'd done in his (extremely) long life.

    But after a run-in with someone from Jaskier's past, and the panic-ridden manhunt that follows, Jaskier's families find themselves closer than ever - for better, or for worse.

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