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    Alone with no one to save him, Jaskier considers his words very carefully.

    "I am a bard," He insists, "I am magnificent. He grunts, I tell stories. Please, I don't know anything-"

    A rush of pain and through his choking gasps he hears,

    "If you won't use your voice to tell me where he is, then you won't use it at all."

    Or,

    If Yennefer hadn't saved Jaskier from the fire mage.

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    Jaskier is a YouTuber, and his schtick is going to haunted places and trying to communicate with / channel ghosts and monsters and stuff through the healing power of music. Which is cute and all, but not at all helpful for handling actual vengeful spirits and monsters. Geralt gets dragged out of retirement to make sure Jaskier doesn't get himself killed. He's none too happy about it.

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    Jaskier's life is ruined.

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    Next, Shani moved to check his eyes and pupils. A lot of diagnostic findings could be determined by their level of dilation and whether they reacted to the light. She pulled the left eyelid up and her breath was suddenly and completely taken away. “What the hell,” she spat out, as she was greeted with a yellow orbit with a slit pupil, much like a cat’s, in this otherwise human face. She stumbled back a few steps, and worked at catching her breath. And then suddenly it all made sense: the gore, the immense stature, the apparent strength. The man in front of her was a Witcher, harmed in the line of duty. Not enough Witchers were left to regularly come across them, and Cryptid 101 wasn’t exactly in her medical curriculum.

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    Shani is having an ordinary, though exhausting, day at the clinic, contemplating her future as she approaches the end of her medical training. When a wounded Witcher is dropped at her doorstep, she needs to use all of her ingenuity to help the man, but becomes quickly suspicious when she finds him in possession of a lute, specifically her friend Jaskier’s lute. As is par for the course, she might make a few erroneous guesses…

    Stands alone, but also part of the Who are You series.

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    Jaskier has been depressed for a very long time. When he meets the prettiest Witcher with white hair and golden eyes in Posada in the spring, he’s determined to follow him on the path. It does however mean that he needs to keep his sombre feelings hidden. He’s sure that Geralt will ditch him the second it becomes clear that the bard is nothing but a hoax, a charlatan, and that he isn’t quite as upbeat, charming or optimistic as he pretends to be. Hiding his depression has it’s price and Jaskier tries whatever he can think of to continue keeping up the facade, including finding a high in diluted Wicher-potions, which he steals from Geralt. And the Witcher doesn’t know. Until he does.

    Warning; Be mindful of the tags. This is not a happy fanfic, Jaskier has some serious dark thoughts and also acts on them. I will make them have a happy ending, but that isn’t the case for many chapters. Beware with reading, if this is something you’re sensitive to, do not read. I don’t wish to trigger anyone with this story.

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    Confronted by the immediacy of Ciri's prophecy, Geralt and his family are thrust into another world - a Dark Age time where elder elves hunt for the witcher's daughter, seeking her powers to enslave humankind for all eternity. If the end of all worlds doesn't destroy everything first.

    Separated by circumstance, Geralt and Jaskier must seek Ciri and Yennefer before it's too late. Encountering the hatred and bigotry of both elves and humans alike, the married monsters-and-men face battles they won't always win. But of one thing Geralt is certain - the love he and his husband share.

    Until precious memories are stolen from Jaskier, memories of the witcher and everything they've done together. Is it possible to love someone you don't know anymore?

    Seeking to find that which has been lost, Geralt must turn to the strength of his love if he is to win this war.

    A war greater than any he's fought before.

    Standing to lose his husband, his daughter, and the very feelings he holds most dear, Geralt will face an end.

    All stories have them.

    Only legends live forever.

    So if you're sitting comfortably, "Let me tell you a tale of a white haired witcher and his loveable, loveable bard."

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    A prologue to Soldier, Poet, Warlord (I'm working on it, it's not out right now)
    Tells the childhood/history of Jaskier as he will be in the next work.
    His mother is a quarter-elf prostitute that Count de'Lettenhove doesn't realize is part elf. She has a child and his name is Julian Aen Lilia, her little Jaskier, her little Dandelion.
    Unfortunately, Nobility has never been known to let happiness lay where it will.
    so Julian Aen Lilia becomes Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de'Lettenhove.

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    The Witcher Warlord of the North is feared by all. When Jaskier is caught up in a plot to murder the Warlord, he assumes that means he will die. And while his life as a disowned, wandering bard does end, it doesn't happen at all in the way that Jaskier thinks.

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    Here's a selection of short SFW stuff from my Tumblr! All fics are less than 1k - check out the rest of the series for more :)s

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    Jaskier knew it was a bad idea but he couldn't resist.

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    Vesemir, Lambert, Eskel, Coen, and Aiden hear about Jaskier from Geralt. They don't like him at first, but then they watch one of his shows and notice their quality of life is improving. They make it a tradition to see his show every spring. But then Geralt stops smelling like Jaskier, and Geralt won't walk about him, and what's with this "Burn Butcher Burn" nonsense? Nothing good, that's for sure.

    This was written in one sitting, so it's fairly short. Could be Aiden/Lambert if you squint.

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    When Jaskier presented as an omega many years ago his father was overcome with shame and sold him into the omega slave trade as soon as he could.

    Over the years Jaskier has been abused, raped and tortured so when he is sold to The White Wolf at an auction his fears of his life ending miserably seem to have come true.

    Especially when he discovers he belongs to the White Wolf's pack as well, Jaskier knows his life is over...

    For who could survive 3 Alpha Witcher masters?
    He just wants them to stop the nice act that they're putting on and reveal the cruel truth he knows they're hiding.

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    Here's a fic where Jaskier is sick or hurt and the others are worried about him

    1.Cauterization/ 2. Friendly fire/ 3. Drowning /4. Fever/5.Bleeding through bandages/ 6. Shock collar/ 7. Infected wound/ 8. Pinned by wreckage

    9. Denied food as punishment/ 10.Internal bleeding/ 11. Tortured for information/ 12. Raspy breathing/ 13. Drugged against his will/

    14. Buried alive/ 15. Fallen /16. Memory loss /17. Muted /18. Ambush!/ 19. Head wound/ 20. Scraped/ 21. Chronic pain (from the fire)

    22. Thrown and almost choked with possessed Geralt

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    Once Geralt breaks Jaskier out of jail in Season 2, Episode 7, they get caught in a cursed town. It doesn’t take long for the curse to start to affect Jaskier.

     

    Rated Explicit for language, gore, and violence.

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    “I understand, master Witcher. But please, just consider it. We cannot pay the full price, not in coin. I’ll bring him so you can take a look. Please.”
    Him?
    The alderman was out of the room before Geralt could reply, coming back a few minutes later with a sobbing beta woman and-
    A male omega.
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    Alternatively: Reluctantly, Geralt receives an omega as payment for a contract. He didn’t really think this through.

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    Jaskier died on a sunny day.

    And it was all Geralt’s fault.
    ______________________________________

    Or, the angsty continuation of the Villainous Universe.

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    After finally finding his Child Surprise after the battle at Sodden Hill, they make the journey north to Kaer Morhen. But it is harder then Geralt anticipated. He gets captured in Redania and he has no idea Where Cirilla is or what has become of her. Or why they wanted him in the first place.

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    Jaskier finds himself back with Radovid against his will- while he still has strong feelings for him, he finds it hard to trust him again. What's even worse is that the guilt and pain has turned Radovid into a completely different person. A person who's desperate to keep the only good thing in his life, which is Jaskier, himself. Jaskier doesn't want to change his mind about putting his family first, so Radovid needs to find a way to make sure he will be the only one for the bard.

    What follows is Radovid's even deeper descend into madness, and Jaskier's forced transformation into the perfect, pliant lover who won't need anybody else.

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    Geralt had first noticed the faint scent of illness trailing Jaskier a few days ago. One part bitter, one part sickly-sweet, it warned of the storm brewing within the bard’s body, and so Geralt had kept a careful eye on him, waiting for symptoms to appear.

    But strangely, none had, despite the scent only becoming more prominent with the passing time. They’d been walking all day, and he hadn’t heard so much as a throat-clearing.

    Jaskier, meanwhile, was pretty sure he’d caught a miserable cold. His throat had begun to ache and scratch no matter how many times he sipped water, there was a painful ache in his sinuses and temples, and an infuriating tickle at the top of his lungs that was begging him to cough. But thus far, he had been resolutely ignoring the symptoms. No sense making a big to-do over nothing, after all.

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    When Geralt is taken by a rogue mage, determined to finish what he started when he performed the Witcher Trials on Geralt as a child, Jaskier must take a chance on Geralt's feelings for him, and take on a soulmate's curse in order to find him.

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