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Beastie Besties by baruffio
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
18 Mar 2024
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Jaskier is a YouTuber, and his schtick is going to haunted places and trying to communicate with / channel ghosts and monsters and stuff through the healing power of music. Which is cute and all, but not at all helpful for handling actual vengeful spirits and monsters. Geralt gets dragged out of retirement to make sure Jaskier doesn't get himself killed. He's none too happy about it.
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Jaskier's life is ruined.
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A prologue to Soldier, Poet, Warlord (I'm working on it, it's not out right now)
Tells the childhood/history of Jaskier as he will be in the next work.
His mother is a quarter-elf prostitute that Count de'Lettenhove doesn't realize is part elf. She has a child and his name is Julian Aen Lilia, her little Jaskier, her little Dandelion.
Unfortunately, Nobility has never been known to let happiness lay where it will.
so Julian Aen Lilia becomes Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de'Lettenhove. -
Firelight by SailorChibi
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
15 Mar 2024
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The Witcher Warlord of the North is feared by all. When Jaskier is caught up in a plot to murder the Warlord, he assumes that means he will die. And while his life as a disowned, wandering bard does end, it doesn't happen at all in the way that Jaskier thinks.
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Livy's SFW Shorts by eomer_eadig
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
15 Mar 2024
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Here's a selection of short SFW stuff from my Tumblr! All fics are less than 1k - check out the rest of the series for more :)s
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- Part 1 of Livy's shorts
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Thee And Me Could Write A Bad Romance by TheDiamondSword400
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
15 Mar 2024
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Jaskier knew it was a bad idea but he couldn't resist.
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- Part 16 of The Whumps of March 2024
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Building Friendships To Watch Them Burn by CherryFlavoredSpades
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
13 Mar 2024
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Vesemir, Lambert, Eskel, Coen, and Aiden hear about Jaskier from Geralt. They don't like him at first, but then they watch one of his shows and notice their quality of life is improving. They make it a tradition to see his show every spring. But then Geralt stops smelling like Jaskier, and Geralt won't walk about him, and what's with this "Burn Butcher Burn" nonsense? Nothing good, that's for sure.
This was written in one sitting, so it's fairly short. Could be Aiden/Lambert if you squint.
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When Jaskier presented as an omega many years ago his father was overcome with shame and sold him into the omega slave trade as soon as he could.
Over the years Jaskier has been abused, raped and tortured so when he is sold to The White Wolf at an auction his fears of his life ending miserably seem to have come true.
Especially when he discovers he belongs to the White Wolf's pack as well, Jaskier knows his life is over...
For who could survive 3 Alpha Witcher masters?
He just wants them to stop the nice act that they're putting on and reveal the cruel truth he knows they're hiding. -
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Here's a fic where Jaskier is sick or hurt and the others are worried about him
1.Cauterization/ 2. Friendly fire/ 3. Drowning /4. Fever/5.Bleeding through bandages/ 6. Shock collar/ 7. Infected wound/ 8. Pinned by wreckage
9. Denied food as punishment/ 10.Internal bleeding/ 11. Tortured for information/ 12. Raspy breathing/ 13. Drugged against his will/
14. Buried alive/ 15. Fallen /16. Memory loss /17. Muted /18. Ambush!/ 19. Head wound/ 20. Scraped/ 21. Chronic pain (from the fire)
22. Thrown and almost choked with possessed Geralt
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Every Night He'd Tuck Him Tight (But Never Left The Room) by BambiRex
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
09 Mar 2024
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Jaskier finds himself back with Radovid against his will- while he still has strong feelings for him, he finds it hard to trust him again. What's even worse is that the guilt and pain has turned Radovid into a completely different person. A person who's desperate to keep the only good thing in his life, which is Jaskier, himself. Jaskier doesn't want to change his mind about putting his family first, so Radovid needs to find a way to make sure he will be the only one for the bard.
What follows is Radovid's even deeper descend into madness, and Jaskier's forced transformation into the perfect, pliant lover who won't need anybody else.
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you can’t hide it forever (or perhaps not at all) by anxietymouse22
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
08 Mar 2024
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Geralt had first noticed the faint scent of illness trailing Jaskier a few days ago. One part bitter, one part sickly-sweet, it warned of the storm brewing within the bard’s body, and so Geralt had kept a careful eye on him, waiting for symptoms to appear.
But strangely, none had, despite the scent only becoming more prominent with the passing time. They’d been walking all day, and he hadn’t heard so much as a throat-clearing.
Jaskier, meanwhile, was pretty sure he’d caught a miserable cold. His throat had begun to ache and scratch no matter how many times he sipped water, there was a painful ache in his sinuses and temples, and an infuriating tickle at the top of his lungs that was begging him to cough. But thus far, he had been resolutely ignoring the symptoms. No sense making a big to-do over nothing, after all.
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A Buried and a Burning Flame by reallooney
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
08 Mar 2024
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When Geralt is taken by a rogue mage, determined to finish what he started when he performed the Witcher Trials on Geralt as a child, Jaskier must take a chance on Geralt's feelings for him, and take on a soulmate's curse in order to find him.
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The Instinct to Protect by PhaedraRion
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
08 Mar 2024
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Though Jaskier knew Ciri had received Witcher training, he was sure she severely lacked in the Knowledge of Monsters department. And so he was watching out for her. From his place in the bushes with the horses, as the three wyverns sprang to attack the Witcher and Witcher-in-Training, Jaskier’s eyes were only on Ciri.
When Ciri strayed three feet too far into the open, Jaskier sprang to his feet, knowing she had not exactly mastered Aard to fend the wyverns off.
When Ciri got distracted with a wyvern that stooped low, Jaskier was already running. Because what Ciri did not know (probably) was that wyverns were smart and when one purposefully swung low, it was so another could ambush from behind.
Geralt, who was many feet too far in the open dealing with the third wyvern, could not react in time. And so it was Jaskier who went sprinting without a second thought, even before the second Wyvern had began its swoop, thinking nothing more than to 'Save her, Gods, anyone but Ciri' and he barely shoved her out of the way before he was airborne, the second wyvern’s sharp teeth tearing into his flesh as it flung him.
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She hastily glanced around, ensuring they were alone. “...the Viscount hired a mage to curse his son. Master Julian was going to run away. The Viscount hated him for it.”
“Thank you,” Geralt commented, though inside he was seething.
There was no doubt in his mind. This ‘Julian’ was his soulmate, and he was still alive.Or: Geralt starts feeling the phantom pains of a soul bond, and slowly comes to realize that his soulmate desperately needs saved from very human monsters.
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A Throne You Can't Describe by 505Lionspaw505
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
07 Mar 2024
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It was just supposed to be an easy contract. Kill the monster and get back to his bard. That's all. He wasn't expecting to find the rubble of a ruined camp, and no bard to be found.
Now Geralt must sift through secrets he never knew Jaskier was hiding, hoping he has enough time left to save the one thing he's let himself grow attached to in this cursed world.
In other words, Jaskier get kidnapped, Geralt struggles to keep his cool.
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Cat's Cradle by DreamStar37
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
06 Mar 2024
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"You see, one of my pets has gone and injured itself," the lord tells him, staring from across the food-laden table Jaskier had been forced to sit at no more than five minutes prior. "I'd thought you were the best man to get it back in proper working order."
"I'm not much of a healer, let alone a zoologist," Jaskier says, slow and uncertain.
Strangely, his captor only seems to agree with him. "No," he says, head cocking to the side as he considers Jaskier, a strange smile on his face. "—but you are an expert on witchers."
"On witchers...?" Jaskier echoes, before the meaning behind those words hit him. His eyes widen.
Was this man saying he owned a pet witcher?
Disgust curls low in Jaskier's gut, and it takes everything in him not to sneer in the bastard's face.
Guess he won't be escaping any time soon, then.
(Or, Jaskier gets kidnapped to nurse a 'pet' witcher back to health, and ends up getting far more attached than he means to. The Cats are heavily based on WhoopsOK's Songbird Cats, but they don't appear until later in the story.) -
Not Yet Free by CaptainRex_ika
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
06 Mar 2024
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Sequel to Hold On
It's been a year since Geralt and Yennefer rescued Jaskier from Nilfgaard's clutches.
However, Nilfgaard still refuse to give up the hunt for both Jaskier and Ciri, leaving Geralt to guard his beloved Bard, keeping him safe from Nilfgaard, as they journey along the Path, with Ciri safely tucked away in Kaer Morhen.
Nilfgaard is moving along the Continent at an alarming pace, taking over more and more of the South, leaving Jaskier fearful that Cahir will find him again and would take him away and cage him.
They couldn't even being to guess what Destiny had in store for them.
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- Part 2 of If Life Could Give Me One Blessing
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Escalation by Lady_Of_Paper_7
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
05 Mar 2024
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“Julek?”, Geralt asks, dread sharpening the pet name down to a knife-edge between his lips even as he leans over his husband and reaches out to touch his back and sweat-soaked shirt.
Gods, it has only been a couple of months since they’ve been wed, so recent the word ‘husband’ still trips them up in conversation from time to time simply because its edges have not yet been smoothed over by frequent use and its taste still lingers new and unfamiliar on their tongues whenever they say it.
“My love, talk to me. What do you need?”
His knees dig down into the soft grass as he rubs one hand between Jaskier’s shoulder blades and cranes his head in an attempt to see his face. This close up, Geralt can make out the laboured rise and fall of his husband’s shoulders, his uneven breath as he holds himself so still, Geralt has the absurd thought that Jaskier might be trying to hide away from his pain, to play dead until it finally went away.
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- Part 1 of Thicker than water, thicker than blood
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About twenty feet away, Geralt stops short, caught by the reflection of soft, ethereal firelight upon his bard’s face. There are words that dance among the fireflies, caught in the light breeze.
Have you ever wanted something, so badly you cannot breathe?
Have you ever loved someone, madly?
The words are so soft, so full of love they seem fit to burst outward in a flurry of sparks that will reach upwards to the heavens; hanging amongst the brilliant stars like wishes.
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Thus, a deal was struck, a treaty agreed upon. Rivia would not take military action against any allied kingdom and in turn, the kingdoms would provide the king of Rivia with a consort. So far, that last bit was the part of the treaty that had gone to shit. As far as Jaskier had understood, up to now the White Wolf had turned down all the proffered brides. If a consort was not approved, the treaty would be null and void.
Where Jaskier is the last chance of fulfilling the requirements of a treaty between the warlord of Rivia, and the allied kingdoms. Will it prove to be his rescue or his doom?