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    "You see, one of my pets has gone and injured itself," the lord tells him, staring from across the food-laden table Jaskier had been forced to sit at no more than five minutes prior. "I'd thought you were the best man to get it back in proper working order."

    "I'm not much of a healer, let alone a zoologist," Jaskier says, slow and uncertain.

    Strangely, his captor only seems to agree with him. "No," he says, head cocking to the side as he considers Jaskier, a strange smile on his face. "—but you are an expert on witchers."

    "On witchers...?" Jaskier echoes, before the meaning behind those words hit him. His eyes widen.

    Was this man saying he owned a pet witcher?

    Disgust curls low in Jaskier's gut, and it takes everything in him not to sneer in the bastard's face.

    Guess he won't be escaping any time soon, then.



    (Or, Jaskier gets kidnapped to nurse a 'pet' witcher back to health, and ends up getting far more attached than he means to. The Cats are heavily based on WhoopsOK's Songbird Cats, but they don't appear until later in the story.)

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    All the nobles are to do The Ritual when they come of age to ensure the prosperity of the Continent. Perhaps once upon a time, there were no monsters but now with no one to equal them and kill them, they are so numerous that going outside and traveling has become a very dangerous pastime. Tonight, it’s Jaskier’s turn and he has been set to fail.
    Thankfully, Fate has something different planned for him and so instead he set things right.

    [tags will be updated as we go as not to spoil the whole thing, if anything of significance should happen, I will warn in the corresponding chapter]

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    "Yeah?" Lambert breathed, making a grand effort not to look at Aiden's lips. "What am I thinking about then if you're so fuckin' smart?"

    Aiden chewed on his lip in contemplation, weighing the pros and cons of his quiet thought; his sharper-than-average teeth reflected the low lighting as he did so.

    "Me."

    OR: A sweet Lambden kiss by the fire.

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    Geralt takes a hit meant for Emhyr and shows his hand more than he means to.

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    Eskel was always gentlemanly in public towards Ciri, especially since she was now a mated omega. He ran his nose along her neck and held still politely to let her do the same to him. Ciri purred her happiness and turned to Lambert, who had absolutely no qualms about nipping at her earlobe and licking obscenely up her neck. His pleased growl sent a shiver down Ciri’s spine. “Welcome home, omega.”

     

    (The follow up to Ciri’s first heat, set years later.)

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    Hi! So I have a weird aversion to finishing my stories. This "book" will be filled to the brim with my Geraskier ideas and/or scenes I have in my head that I'll probably never get written down. All of these are up for grabs! If something here inspires you to write/finish a geraskier fic then by all means go for it! All I ask is you comment your fic so me and everyone else can read it!

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    The man sighs heavily. "I guess you're right." He turns back to Aiden, bright smile back in place. "My apologies, dear witcher, it seems I've forgotten my manners." He offers Aiden his hand to shake with a flourish. "I am the bard Jaskier, graduate of Oxenfurt and Master of the Seven Liberal Arts.

    What.

    Aiden forces himself to take his hand in a firm shake despite the shock that's numbing his limbs. "Aiden," he says, flashing his teeth in a smile. "You're the Toss a Coin bard, right?" Aiden says, like Lambert didn't spend his whole winter bullying Geralt into agreeing to a late spring meet-up and then ditched Aiden for it specifically for the chance that the bard standing in front of Aiden right now would be there.

    Sweet Melitele, Lambert is going to hate him when they meet back up next week. This is amazing.

    Or: Aiden meets Jaskier when he least expect it. He promptly decides that if anything ever happened to him, he would kill everyone in this town and then himself. Which would be a shame, considering that this strange town has been so unexpectedly kind to him.

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    Geralt doesn’t understand why Jaskier’s here. He wonders if he should tell him to leave, to go and bother someone else, to join the other people in the tavern and sing his songs and get drunk on sweet wine and find himself someone to spend his night with like he usually does when they make stops like this.

    Geralt stands next to the steaming tub, pouring cups of hot water over himself to rinse off the worst of the mess, and he doesn’t say anything.

    Another town, another inn, another job finished. Jaskier takes it up to himself to talk with the innkeeper, having them prepare a bath for Geralt, and Jaskier seems so fucking happy for getting to arrange it.

    Geralt doesn't understand this man at all.

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    A musical florist and a grumpy tattoo artist? What could go right?

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    1130 год, золотой век ведьмачьих школ. Жизнь Сорена Ларитца, молодого ведьмака школы Волка, похожа на кромешный ад. Можно ли исправить сломанную судьбу, когда вокруг царит ненависть и пылают костры инквизиции? За дело берётся ведьмак школы Кота и профессиональный мошенник, воспитанный лучшим наёмным убийцей Континента. Но зачем ему это нужно?

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    Aiden's on the Path when someone familiar approaches. Fluff and flirting happen.

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    Cedric presses their lips to the backs of Axel's fingers. With their other hand, they twist their fingers through the motions for axii and, between one blink and the next, Axel’s eyes go hazy and unfocused. They whisper the words of the long-perfected commands against his skin.

    They let him go. Awareness comes back into Axel's eyes and his gaze locks onto theirs. They move their joined hands away from their face to smile at him. He doesn’t look like he’s breathing.

    They trill at him questioningly. Axel inhales sharply.

    Cedric’s grin turns predatory.

    Or: How many times can you call a man pretty before it loses all meaning? Cedric insists that such a limit doesn't exist. But, then again, they are quite biased, so it might be best not to listen to them.

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    After the summer solstice, Jaskier comes across a hurt Witcher. The one's a bit mean, is the biggest man Jaskier's ever met, and his guts are — literally — spilled out. But Jaskier is determined to make that one purr with contentment too, even if he has to get his hands a bit bloody.

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    The white-haired Witcher that finds his way into Jaskier's bed is different from the others. Jaskier dotes on him, and he knows this piece of his heart that he's given away is the biggest one yet.

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    How Jaskier had managed to go forty years whilst only encountering a single witcher, he doesn't know, yet now that Geralt had tossed him to the wayside he couldn't seem to stop running into more godsdamned witchers. Seriously, it was becoming a problem.

    (Or, after the mountain break-up Jaskier just can't seem to stop running into godsdamned witchers)

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    Jaskier is so ready to spoil this new Witcher who comes into the Montero. He doesn't expect to be laid out like a feast, and consequently devoured until he begs for release. Aiden isn't the kind of Witcher he expected, but one who will still be leaving with another piece of Jaskier's heart.

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    When the first ever Witcher walks into his brothel, Jaskier is all too eager to take him to his room and spoil him. In which Jaskier is a whore at a brothel in Novigrad called Montero and Lambert is his first out of many Witchers. Good thing he wants to spoil them all rotten and has a lot of love to give.

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    Six months after an encounter with an incubus and Jaskier finally admits that something is amiss. But it's fine.

    Everything's fine.

    He has a plan.

    He just has to spend the winter with the five most loin-stirringly beautiful men in the world.

    No problem.

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    As per usual, Jaskier winters at Oxenfurt Academy. He's done with following bastard Witchers and travelling the Path. He's settled in his professorial duties, and he's content. He is. But, well... It's not easy to leave this part of his life behind.
    His reputation precedes him and he finds himself taking care of a Witcher he's never met before. Jaskier realises that, despite his best intentions, maybe he's not so done with all that Witchery business after all.

    (A Jaskier/Letho story told in 8 parts)

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    Having spent most of the night up with Jaskier, who’s struggling with a head-cold now that winter is well and truly upon them, Geralt has less patience than he usually does. He pokes at his eggs a little more violently than he should, and bristles when the rooster crows loudly from the yard. Eskel has always been the patient one, and Geralt was sent downstairs after smacking Jaskier a little too hard for pulling his hair, leaving Eskel upstairs to rub salve on the pup’s bottom.

    When Lambert knocks over Geralt’s coffee for the second time, he loses it.

     

    'Just sit the fuck down!'

     

    A snippet from the life of Little Lambert

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