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It's 1980-something and the eclectic band Astarion and The Misfits has enjoyed moderate success so far. But as the band heads out on their first national tour, lead singer/songwriter Astarion is falling apart.
His traumatic past is catching up to him and it's getting harder to hide his worsening cocaine habit from his band. The only time he feels something approaching okay is when he's writing music, or around his keyboardist and best friend, Gale.
Will Astarion be able to pull himself together enough to deal with his painful past and out-of-control present before it's too late to save his future? Or is he doomed to repeat the cycle and end up as just another tragic rock and roll cautionary tale?
~~ Step right up! Come one, come all! We've got: excessive use of the f-word! Shameless (fair) use of songs recorded after the 1980s, from many genres, that have been shoehorned in to fit the story (or vice versa)! Belly-flopping face down into all kinds of trauma like it's Scrooge McDuck's money bin! More flashbacks than an acid trip! Angst and longing! Romance and smut! A side of Halstarion! A side of Karheart! A main course of Bloodweave! A Spotify playlist, updated for each chapter! ~~
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Heaven is a Halfpipe by ImNotYourStar for mustardsprite
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
01 Apr 2026
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It is the 1990s, and Karlach and Gortash are the leaders of rival skateboard clubs who have been consistently fighting over the local skate park. Finally, the two club leaders decide to settle it the old-fashioned way: with a skate-off, where the losers are banned from the park forever. Will Karlach's band of scrappy underdogs be able to take on the evil kids and get their skate park back? Or will evil always triumph because good is dumb?
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Best friends Gale and Astarion are trying to have a relaxing weekend in a secluded cabin, but the power goes out. However will they stay warm? 😏
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Gale and Astarion have both been left behind at camp for the day. Gale is perfectly fine with that. Astarion is decidedly not. Gale thinks that's why Astarion is acting strangely, but he soon finds out that he thought very wrong indeed.
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It's been a couple of years since the end of the Absolute crisis, and Astarion and Gale are enjoying domestic bliss together in Waterdeep. Tonight, Astarion wants to try a new little bedroom game, and Gale is more than happy to oblige.
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Bloodweave Brainrot Discord 31 Gays of Summer by ImNotYourStar
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
01 Sep 2024
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For the 2024 Bloodweave Brainrot Discord 31 Gays of Summer event.
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We Threw Our Hearts Into The Sea by pretty_sick_actually
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
30 May 2026
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Merman Gale wishes to be a human for a day, not knowing that his life will be forever changed.
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31 May 2026
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Gale and Astarion are keeping watch when they hear some unexpected noises from Halsin's tent. Shenanigans ensue.
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10 May 2026
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The light was so faint he wasn’t sure he would have seen it without use of his acute darkvision. Any light in such darkness was a beacon, however small. He listened, nothing.
With one careful hand he reached out to the tent flap, cautiously testing to see if there was still a barrier up.
*Pop.*
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They fuck nasty with a simulacrum. That’s the fic. I believe in freaky sex magic Gale supremacy !!!
Bookmarked by ImNotYourStar
01 May 2026
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Heavy Petting by LulaMillay for GinaTeeth
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
24 Mar 2026
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Gale has a foolproof idea to find a date for the Blackstaff Ball. Nothing goes as planned.
"Oh, you know how it goes," Tara said with a shrug. "Boy summons tressym, tressym is boy's best friend for ten years, boy turns tressym into girl, then boy won't turn tressym back until she goes to a dance with him."
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- Part 19 of Lula's Crack / Humor
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23 Apr 2026
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"Ambition is the last refuge of the failure." — Oscar Wilde
Hundreds of years after the Battle for Baldur's Gate, a lonely vampire is paid a visit by an ex in need.
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25 Mar 2026