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It looked like it was about to get a whole lot worse, though, his fans whirring as he took in the words scrawled in neat cursive on the paper. It was a matter of seconds to cross-check his database – but he didn't recognise the handwriting.
YOU CANNOT LEAVE THIS ROOM UNLESS YOU FULFIL ONE TASK;
FUCK
OR
DIE
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Vox wakes up in a room with Alastor, with only one way to get out. With their lives on the line, Vox isn't willing to let Alastor's stubborness get them both killed. Besides, it's just a one time thing.
Right?
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- Part 12 of RadioStatic One Shots
Bookmarked by EvolutionaryPsyche
13 Jul 2026
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Post season 2, Val and Vel have gotten sick of Vox's continued moping over Alastor, and decide to take drastic measures. Velvette brews a spell that will remove Vox's memories of the Radio Demon.
Alastor though he was happy to be free of Vox's incessant stalking and posturing, but when it actually goes away? When Vox looks right at Alastor and doesn't recognize him? Alastor realizes he misses Vox more than he thought possible.
It's going to take a magic older than anything Alastor has encountered before, and that will require a sacrifice Alastor previously never would've even considered, if he wants to bring his Vox back.- Language:
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Bookmarked by EvolutionaryPsyche
09 Jul 2026
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Alastor has forever been used to a certain nuisance of an alpha circling him at a distance like a shark every time he goes into heat—or perhaps like a lonely puppy, begging for scraps. But the man reeks of insecurity and alpha pheromones, and Alastor has no patience nor need for alphas. It has been a long time since he has cared for such overbearing company.
Until, as it turns out, he learns that Vox is not an alpha at all.
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Bookmarked by EvolutionaryPsyche
25 May 2026
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Strange and Mad and Messy by MothballMilkshake for AnnoyinglyCute
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
07 Apr 2026
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Baxter prided himself on his ability to measure things to their exact variable. To predict the result of an experiment with over ninety-eight percent accuracy based on the observations he'd made so far. He did not often put himself into situations wherein he was not at least eighty-three percent certain of the outcome. Even the battle at Vee Tower had fallen within those margins, and whilst he had only given Velvette a fifty-nine percent chance of showing up, he had at least considered the possibility.
Situations with less certainty than that eighty-three percent made him nervous. He had tried to gather more data, but whilst Niffty was undeniably charming, she was also incredibly unpredictable. Baxter did not like unpredictable things.
At least – he thought he didn't.
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Or: Baxter takes Niffty on a date. It ends... about as well as you'd expect.
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24 Apr 2026
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Charlie thinks that the hotel's guest and staff could benefit from having a little more music in their afterlives. Alastor is ecstatic to have the opportunity to expand the array of instruments he can play.
And then he discovers the most awful, wonderful, baffling instrument he's ever seen.
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- Part 6 of Alastor Week
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23 Apr 2026
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It's been a month since the annual extermination, and everyone knows what that means: big sale on leather and animal hides!
Alastor is disappointed they don't have any new deerskin this year.
Of course, if he really wants fresh deerskin, there's an obvious solution to the problem.
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- Part 5 of Alastor Week
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23 Apr 2026
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The closest Alastor's ever gotten to romance comes in the form of—in order of increasing hilariousness—a couple of botched youthful attempts at kissing, cheap mass-produced smut comics, and the wildly entertaining tales of other people's sordid affairs.
He's never wanted sex. He's never wanted love. He's never seen a problem with this.
It's taken about a century, but he's pleasantly surprised to discover that the rest of the world is finally starting to catch up with his perspective.
More than anything else, he’s pleased that these new modern attitudes have given him extra opportunities for bad puns.
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Bookmarked by EvolutionaryPsyche
23 Apr 2026
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Stuck as just a head, Vox finds himself alone and bored late one night. Before he can try to con Valentino into keeping him company, Vox comes to the sudden realization that his systems are still connected to his old body. And he can feel everything.
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18 Apr 2026
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Dr. Alastor Heartfelt is a renowned forensic pathologist whose extracurricular interests are best left undocumented and firmly unshared. When a new serial killer known as the Strangler begins operating in New Orleans, Alastor must act quickly to protect his secrets—and his territory.
Vincent Whittman’s involvement only complicates matters.
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14 Apr 2026
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Alastor talks Vox into trying out his demon form. He ends up being the one taking it for a spin.
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10 Apr 2026
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Husk gets along with most everyone at the hotel. He wouldn’t say they were friends or none of that sappy shit the princess shoves down their throats. But he gets along with them well enough, no fights or anything. He even got along with that snake fella until he bit the dust a second time. Well…there’s one thing he has trouble with.
It’s that damned cat.
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30 Mar 2026
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A collection of VoxAl stories from the pre-canon vintage era.
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01 Mar 2026
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Vox wakes up with a fuzzy memory after a night out partying with Alastor. Reflecting back on his very first Mardi Gras with Alastor and compared to the one he just woke up from he makes a startling discovery.
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20 Feb 2026
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Shok.wav just wants a cuddle.
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19 Feb 2026
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That day, absolutely everything went wrong: Vox’s proposal for a partnership, Alastor’s wild and nearly out-of-character reaction – and everything that followed. The Radio Demon left, determined to erase this day entirely, to pretend it never existed.
And then he wakes up again in Rosie’s garden and realizes the day never ends.OR: Alastor and Vox get trapped in a time loop, forced to relive that fateful day over and over, trying to figure out what exactly was wrong about it after all.
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Bookmarked by EvolutionaryPsyche
19 Feb 2026
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Vincent Whittman has never struggled for control of his career, his reputation, or the people unfortunate enough to cross him.
Then Alastor arrives: sharp-tongued, pretty, utterly unimpressed, and far more dangerous than Vincent ever anticipated.
Their relationship spirals quickly into obsession, bloodshed, and more emotions than either of them know how to handle.
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Bookmarked by EvolutionaryPsyche
18 Feb 2026
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"Vox loved telling him about his favorite movies and, on occasion, subjecting him to them as if he were initiating Alastor into some sacred rite. He especially doted on his Marilyn Monroe—could go positively breathless talking about her. And that evening, Alastor had been just drunk enough to indulge him, wearing the faintest smirk as if he were doing the poor boy a tremendous favor."
or: Vox and Alastor bond over classic films in ways neither of them strictly planned.
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17 Feb 2026
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I made the mistake of pointing out that the weird knit/crocheted belts in amok time meant that Vulcans definitely had a history of yarncraft. So here you go have some bullshit
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22 Jan 2026
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Ford finally musters up the courage to ask Mabel to teach him something he desperately wants to learn.
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22 Jan 2026
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Naomi learns something about the baby blanket she's had all her life, but not the whole story.
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- 832
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Bookmarked by EvolutionaryPsyche
18 Jan 2026