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    'Hi, I'm Stede and I'm giving this crafting thing a go! Come see my stall at the East Pier Craft fair every second Sunday!'

    Social media AU I'm crossposting from my twitter (@doctor_moth, come say hi). Tags to be updated as I go and any CW to be added at the beginning of each chapter.

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    English
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    19,938
    Chapters:
    113/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    651
    Kudos:
    356
    Bookmarks:
    65
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    6483
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    You must've done something truly awful in a past life...

    A collection of one-shots/drabbles about the misadventures in babysitting Earth's Mightiest Heroes

    Swear words, casual violence, and petty backstabbing abound

    Language:
    English
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    174,648
    Chapters:
    317/?
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    3080
    Kudos:
    1672
    Bookmarks:
    139
    Hits:
    40221
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    A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.

    He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.

    AKA: A game crash creates an unholy mashup of who the hell knows how many sburb sessions, and Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit for the brother who fears him, and the friends who don’t remember him. Because that’s what he does. But no Dirk has ever excelled when truly alone. Good thing he isn’t, he just needs to learn how to accept the help.

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    338,656
    Chapters:
    76/?
    Comments:
    1694
    Kudos:
    1335
    Bookmarks:
    260
    Hits:
    36343
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    "The potential end of the world really messes with the catering."

    The Tale of the Inquisition, told from the perspective of someone who was standing far at the back doing the paperwork and cheering on the actual heroes. Until she suddenly wasn't.

    Featuring lots of Cole (the ultimate cinnamon bun), lashings of Bull, and making Solas irritated. With much more yet to come.

    Updating as often as muses and meatsuit permit.

    Series
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    English
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    165,290
    Chapters:
    178/?
    Comments:
    2420
    Kudos:
    848
    Bookmarks:
    153
    Hits:
    18705
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    Horrible weather means that you and Michael need to find shelter from a snow storm.
    aka
    A retrospective on why Michael uses the name Eggs Benedict (NOT CANON)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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    When Ben gets stuck as Ripjaws, he and Kevin decide to go swimming at the fishing hole. One thing leads to another and our heroes get... heated.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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    Crowley just wants to dance, but he's not prepared to sell his soul (and other things) at Mayfair's Hellfire Club to do it.

    Tending bar at The Bookshop in Soho is just the escape he needs, providing Crowley can convince the club’s owner he really belongs on the stage.

    Unfortunately Aziraphale Eastgate is not quite the generous guardian angel Crowley has been led to believe.

    Welcome to The Bookshop, where it always pays to look under the covers.

    Series
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    English
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    37,284
    Chapters:
    14/17
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    425
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    3155
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    When Adrien wakes up in the middle of the night to feed his infant daughter, his sleep deprivation leads him to make a very funny decision.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    518
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    A collection of shorts about Undertale that really aren't long enough to justify their own stories and/or don't fit into any project I am currently working on.

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    English
    Words:
    3,310
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    340
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    I have some headcanons of my own that I decided to share with the fandom.

    You can request or suggest headcanons for a character or headcanon topic.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    69/100
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    684
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    It's been over twenty years since Princess Allura's great sacrifice. On the new Altea, she is remembered as a hero--a shining light to look up to. And while most people on Altea live in peace, with noble aspirations, there is a great evil that grips their government--something that has begun to ruthlessly opress magical Alteans.
    Yaeko, a young Altean, lives a simple life. Unfortunately, however, it is an aimless one, and she yearns for something more. But when she confronts an old enemy, she realizes the weight of all worlds is on her shoulders--and the only people she can turn to are the ones she least trusts.

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    Chapters:
    18/?
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
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    Whiskey. That's what he tastes like. And dark roast. There's something there too, under the scent of pine and rain. Cedar, he thinks, and he recognizes it as that cheap cologne he always sees advertised. How very Hackett of him.

    Mischa owns a diner just a few miles out from Hackett's Quarry. Even with the little business he gets, there's always the sheriff. He comes every morning, and every night. And every full moon, he gets a single cup of black coffee.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
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    It was finally over… At long last, Angel was victorious. After their hard-fought victory, Angel decides to retire, and live a normal life.
    There are just two problems:
    Angel has no clue what ‘normal’ is…
    And real life is hardly ever normal.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    100,088
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    1055
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    After fighting in Chara’s genocide run for what seemed like a lifetime now, Sans devised a new plan to get rid of the wraith, in the hopes of giving his brother a happier life. In doing so, there were unintentional side effects and Sans found himself in an entirely new world. Undertale–more specifically, Sans, meet the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    261
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    A young Dalmatian pup named Flare has a strong desire to help everyone in any way that he can, and learns more about the world and what it holds for everyone when joining his older brother Marshall, who recently moved to Adventure Bay after joining the Paw Patrol. During this first part of his story, Flare learns about many things such as how big the world outside of his old home is, the existence of some creatures he originally thought were just make believe, and begins to learn about feelings of romance. However, he also learns how cruel people can be. How will the beginning of this young Dalmatian puppy's life turn out with all of this in mind? Read Flare's coming of age story, now to find out This is, Paw Patrol X: The New Recruits Arc!

    Rated T for blood and serious subjects. My friend Nathan made the title card.

    And there is gross out humor in this story, but it’s merely there for comedy sake. Just as a heads up.

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    English
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    85,029
    Chapters:
    13/21
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    380
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    Maybe moving to a small mountain town wasn't the best idea if you wanted to let go of your past and live a quiet life. Everyone here seems to be up in your business, especially a skeleton monster named Sans--who also happens to be your next-door-neighbour. But, despite your best efforts, you warm up to those around you quite quickly, and slowly begin to reveal yourself to them in the process. Meanwhile, the other residents in your building seem to be moving out unusually often. Will your path to self-discovery lead to the discovery of something bigger going on in the town..?

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    English
    Words:
    12,328
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    679
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    Saving Three Ex-cell-ent Skeletons, or, The Pros and Cons You Meet as a Prison Nurse is an Undertale Prison AU. You are a recently graduated prison nurse who’s still getting to grips with your new job at New Ebbott Prison. With a big heart and an almost complete inability to say no, you find yourself in charge of three Skeleton Monsters. One is grouchy, one is flirty and one is entirely insane. Despite your misgivings, and frequent warnings, you find your ability to remain professional with these skele-boys is sorely tested.

    Gore and horror chapters (mild gore and only one real horror chapter) will be flagged in the chapter notes.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    801
    Kudos:
    1142
    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
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    Jinx attempts to blow her up relationship with Silco, unable to trust him or herself.
    Silco isn't ready to let her go without a fight.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    41
    Hits:
    680
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    When Prince Gumball accidentally snubs Fionna for the umpteenth time in preparation for a royal ball, it's up to Marshall Lee and Cake to cheer up Fi and help her stick it to Gumwad. Marshall totally doesn't have any ulterior motives or anything, he's just in it for the chaos, definitely not for the chance to dance away the evening with his best friend. And Fionna doesn't care that PB didn't want to be her date, nope, not at all. Sit back and enjoy as the two adventurers lie to themselves about their feelings and discover more about themselves along the way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,658
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    236
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    Based on the Tumblr prompt:

    , You’re a killer dumping your latest victim into the river. Just as you’re about to be done, you spot another person. Doing exactly the same thing. And they’ve just spotted you, too. '

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    320

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