AmbassadorInara
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"Adam, reality will listen to you right now. You can change things."
"You're not my dad! You never were!"
In a world that suddenly never had an antichrist, the leaders of heaven and hell must engineer their own apocalypse.A “what-if” AU about six inches to the left of canon, told from the perspective of hell’s most mediocre marketing demon.
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In an alternate ending to s2, Aziraphale finds himself back in the Garden of Eden.
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After the Beginning by AmbassadorInara
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Aug 2024
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It was disconcerting, not loving something. He’d never done it before. And that had immediately made the demon the most fascinating creature he’d ever met.
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Groceries by AmbassadorInara
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Feb 2020
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You always forget something
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The Careful Application of Virtues by AmbassadorInara
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Jan 2020
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Aziraphale had decided, quite reasonably, that if an excess of hellish behavior was the problem, he should be able to sort Crowley out through the careful application of Virtues.
He hid a smirk behind a sip of wine, then leaned over to whisper in the demon’s ear. “You’ve been positively beastly recently, haven’t you? Picking fights? Shouting at me? I think some discipline might do well for you.” His smile grew as he heard Crowley’s breath catch enticingly.
This was going to be delightful.
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Loops and Holes by AmbassadorInara
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Sep 2019
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Crowley cast his eyes around the tiny room despairingly. He had obviously already followed this line of reasoning to its natural conclusion, as well, even though he likely was very drunk by the time he got there. There was no way for him to go to Heaven, of course, and with Gabriel now hunting Aziraphale on Earth, the only remaining option was Hell. But it wasn’t exactly a good option.
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“So you do know me,” Aziraphale said. “That young person called me a strange name.”
“Aziraphale,” Crowley said. “That’s your name. We’re…friends."
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Aziraphale turns up on Crowley's doorstep.
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25 Feb 2026
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Philosophers liked to pose the question, observation against perception: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Aziraphale would argue that sound was something witnessed, and Crowley would argue that if sound had to be witnessed, then why was virtue unwitnessed a nobler thing?
But first, Crowley would point out that he himself had fallen, alone and without witness, and it had bloody fucking hurt.
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Or, in the aftermath of the Antichrist debacle, Heaven has other plans than Hellfire, and Aziraphale gives away his halo.
(In which Season 2 is part of a time loop, London's Angel Station is highly questionable, and Aziraphale takes Crowley's memories. Written for the Ineffable Idiots Big Bang.)
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28 Dec 2025
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Crowley hums. “You’re the absolute picture of piety, angel,” he assures absently, fondly. The sharp cut of his figure pushes off the pillar. “Enough that I need to find an improper den of iniquity to wash it all off. If you’ll excuse me—”
Aziraphale feels a flare of—something at that. Something he doesn’t bother giving a name to, quite intentionally so.
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18 Nov 2025
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Stuck On You by Zin_Lynn
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Jul 2024
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After a drunken handfasting ceremony goes awry, Crowley and Aziraphale find themselves magically bound to be touching at all times. In order to set the situation to rights, they must embark on a multi-day journey to seek help from the last true witch in England.
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15 Jul 2025
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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11 Jul 2025