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"Well, after that biopsy, we have a diagnosis for you." The doctor snaps the binder shut and gives him a sympathetic look.
Chad's arms are folded over his chest, and he does his best not to scowl with impatience. He doesn't want to go to yet another doctor for this, not when after years of issues, he's finally getting an answer.
"Power-exacerbated endometriosis."
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Herman's unfocused eyes flutter open to a shadow standing over him, haloed by the bright restroom lights.
"Dude, you look fucking hot," The shadow mutters, and Herman sticks out his tongue, showing off the remnants of Galen's round, and then folds it back inside and swallows achingly. If his saliva didn't help out, he'd probably be feeling this for days. He presents his clean tongue once he's finished, to the shadow's audible enjoyment. "Shit, I'll get in you, real quick, just—"
The shadow starts fumbling with his belt, the sound of clinking metal loud in Herman's ears, and Herman furrows his brows, slow and difficult. How do his facial muscles work, again?
He doesn't get the opportunity to finish figuring it out before the shadow's dick is pushing into his mouth, and its uniquely shaped, fat head combined with his eyes focusing enough to make out two huge ears finally lets him puzzle out the shadow's identity; it's Victor, staring down at him with eyes as wide as milk saucers.
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Robert glances down, eyes briefly skating over the mess of precum dripping over his stomach where his cock's poking out of the last piece of clothing he still has on, at Royd's insistence, before his attention is snagged by something unexpected in the same area.
There's a bulging, round shape, right below where Robert feels tight and too-full, flesh stretched taut and hot over what can only be Royd's cockhead.
Robert tightens around him without even thinking about it, ass fluttering around the base in waves, and watches that bulge throb in response with perverse fascination, feeling warm fluid leak into the bend of his intestines.
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Robert lends Herman out every so often to the other Z-Teamers during non-work hours. Tonight, after a Robert took a trip to a magic sex shop with Phen a couple days ago, they're making a go at top five kinkiest nights of Robert's life. Probably not Herman's, though.
Exists in the same universe and is lowkey a sequel to 'now, now, remember to share your toys' in this same series. I just like making them into freaks.
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After Chad joins the Phoenix Program, his therapist recommends he processes his trauma and emotions by painting.
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just some dispatch stories and oneshots (with a focus on Robert Robertson the III) by ALCatLover
Fandom Dispatch (Video Game)
22 Jun 2026
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Some members of the cast grabbed me by the throat, okay. Robert’s everyman swag got to me.
That and the fact he's like if Comic Spider-Man, Iron Man, and Batman were thrown together and then promptly got their asses kicked into the Worm universe with no goddamn money. And I got a couple ideas.
If the ideas seem weird, sue me. I'm used to being in fandoms left without new content for so long we've started growing a mold culture. Each work should be considered as unrelated to each other, unless I make clear it's otherwise.
All my works in the Dispatch fandom will be posted to this series, so if you're only interested in dispatch, subscribe here, not my user.
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can you cuck someone with the version of them that exists in your mind (and guest stars!) by ALCatLover
Fandom Dispatch (Video Game)
13 May 2026
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DSMP Bande AU by ALCatLover, orphan_account
Fandom Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
30 Mar 2021
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When the apocalypse comes, Torrance smells like meat.
It's everywhere Robert looks. The streets are a graveyard, a feeding frenzy. It smells like mold and Dad's barbecues, and Robert knows that if he makes it out of the city, he'll never touch steak again.
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Robert's on duty when the apocalypse breaks out. All he can think about is getting home, getting his dog, and then getting the fuck out of LA. Chad just wants to know why he always ends up crushing on the crazy ones.
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22 Jun 2026
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have you heard of the flightless bird? by rabbitqs
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
22 Jun 2026
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22 Jun 2026
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x MDNI Flambert, with some OC lovin' mixed in, but it's all primarily Flambert lol x
Takes place a couple of months after the fall of Shroud, SDN is currently working remotely, and Robert is doing his best to pull his team together after the crazy fight. Robert, however, has to take extra care, for the fireball on the team is going through some angsty, emotional bullshit. Then again.... so is Robert. What will it take for these two to let go and communicate with each other? Loud music? Body heat? A dab of E?
A brand new teammate who is a super empath, maybe?
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21 Jun 2026
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Your Interdimensional Cousin is Calling... by Amethysthope7
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game), Spider-Man - All Media Types
20 Jun 2026
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A few weeks after Shroud is dealt with, Robert gets a rather odd call and for some reason just goes with it. Now he's got a teen from another dimension hanging out with him. And living with him. And trying to get him to take care of himself. (Ew.)
At least the team likes him, and he likes the team.Peter might have been handling things a bit weird, but come on. He was not only taken from his known dimension and dropped in a new one, he was also plucked from good old NYC and dropped in LA of all places. Sure he could have tried to figure stuff out by himself, but an old half remembered mention of a cousin in the LA area had him latching onto the notion of connection. Even if it was a distant cousin. VERY distant...
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20 Jun 2026
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Internal Organs and Concerning Conversations by Glitch_Stitch
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
20 Jun 2026
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Rocky made a noise of distress that Grace could only translate as 'what the actual fuck?!'.
He probably should've known that he wouldn't be able to bring up the concept of organ trafficking without Rocky freaking out over it.
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Grace makes the mistake of telling Rocky about organ transplants and immediately has to deal with the consequences of that mistake.
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20 Jun 2026