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    "Stop finding rhyme or reason behind all of this! All you have to do is curse, be cursed, and die."

     

    October 31, 2018. Gojo Satoru is sealed.

    The Pan-Atlantic Paranormal Research Institute is in shambles as a series of terrorist attacks topples any semblance of government in the country once called America. Curse activity reaches an all-time high.

    In this roiling ocean of people struggling amidst chaos, stowaway Tommy Steers finds warriors walking in shadow, a bloodline cursed in more ways than one, a rag-tag ring of friends and family bound together by heavy oaths...

     

    And a life?

     

    These involve the personas of the mentioned content creators and have no connection with their real-life selves. It will take liberties with a lot of the fanon. There will be no racy scenes involving the minors! Expect some level of squick with the older characters, though.

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    English
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    476,324
    Chapters:
    110/?
    Comments:
    120
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    5660
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    Ted and Charlie truly are good uncles to little Tubbo… it’s just-

     

    Sometimes the kid wanders off…

     

    And straight into the hands of the notorious Misfits Mafia group.

     

    Well what the fuck are they gonna tell Schlatt now?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,187
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1602
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    He shouldn’t have gone back, but he can’t say no when the letter comes in the mail — Schlatt practically begs him to come as fast as he can, and although he doesn’t want to see that place again, he can’t possibly say no.

    Because home is where the heart is, and although he’s grown attached to the more down to earth shenanigans of Live, Schlatt’s gone off to campaign in Dream SMP and Connor’s home is wherever Schlatt is.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    255
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    63
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    Part Two of the Home Again, Home Again series. Highly recommend reading Part One for any of this to make sense.

    Preface:

    Phil's children have been hurt. They know this about each other, and will do anything to prevent any of their siblings from getting hurt again.

    But something is coming, and none of them, not even their father, is prepared.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    160,318
    Chapters:
    73/?
    Comments:
    820
    Kudos:
    670
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    25323
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    Part Three of the Home Again, Home Again series. Highly recommend reading the other two parts before this one for premium experience.

    Preface:

    The end is nigh.

    Let it come.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,596
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    214
    Kudos:
    271
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    7409
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    Tubbo, Purpled, Dream, Techno, Eret, and Fundy find a bleeding enderman and gets him help. Little do they know this kid is more broken than they will ever know. But they will still try their best to give him a better life.

    Or Ranboo gets some help.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    341
    Chapters:
    1/30
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    32
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    Twitch streamer AU where the dsmp all live in a house together. Victorya aka Vic or Tory (the oc) is also a member and she is a faceless streamer. ooh mysterious.
    This will probably be a punz x oc because I want more of those.
    the first chapter is a bit boring sorry, I just needed a bit of story building you feel.
    also this is my first fic so like rip me to pieces idc

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    English
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    13,100
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    91
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    Seven years ago, Tommy escaped from his exile.
    Seven years ago, he faked his death to free himself from the connections that bound him to the land where he shed sweat, blood, and tears... where he lost his brother, family and was treated as a threat, exiled as a traitor.
    Seven years ago, Tommy for the first time tasted the flavor of freedom without any ties, and he was going to do the impossible to keep his freedom unchained.
    He changed his name and began a new life as Captain Theseus, the captain of the Clementine. And now as a 24-year-old lad, he faces his past when he was escorted by the guards in the port of L’manburg... the president of that land had a proposal.

    Or

    Tommy has an offer he cannot refuse, even though it is offered by the man who thought he was his brother but exiled him.

    Or

    Tommy stars a villain arc after all those years away.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    103,129
    Chapters:
    20/25
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    288
    Kudos:
    2280
    Bookmarks:
    408
    Hits:
    53332
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    This is random oneshots!
    This used to be a request book But no longer

    You can still comment ideas and or request but no guarantee ill write it

    -Lazy ;]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,416
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    4958
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    The members of Hermitcraft and the members of the DSMP mysteriously start swapping places. Add to that, that the Hermitcraft Server seems to be glitching. New Friends and Enemies are made as everyone tries to figure out what is going on. Those who haven't swapped yet struggle to find a way to get their friends back. While those who have been swapped struggle to survive in a new setting as they try to find a way home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,439
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    266
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    6217
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    a book for stories featuring my some of favorite creators

    mainly platonic for comfort reasons! ^_^

     

    sorry for being a lunch club enjoyer in 2022 im just autistic and insane (lie)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,403
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    84
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    Connor, AKA ConnorEatsPants, and his adventures on the DreamSMP.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,215
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    19
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    Crunching leafs, running stream water with fish populations, critters scurrying to the top of the trees, with the faint jingle of bells to heard and seen.

    Tommy traverses the land, with a travelers bag and some bells to his name. As he embarks, some revelations are acknowledged, castles are burned, Deities are spoken to, history is learned from, and allies are made. Not in that specific arrangement, but nonetheless all points are eventually met.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,108
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    730
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    Hello hello! Welcome to my oneshot book! Here we do oneshots about minecraft youtubers but as Littles with Caregivers! I hope I do this right! We'll be doing the rules and requests in the first chapter! So let me know what you guys want to see.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,410
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    8847
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    Featuring lots of head-cannons, family aus and other world building stories. All set in the same universe. All under 1000 words each.

    Still adding new stories!

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    English
    Words:
    9,945
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    3123
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    The ship creaks and groans against the onslaught of waves hitting it. Thunder booms as lightning crackles through the clouds. Each strike frighteningly close to the navigator hiding in the nest. Rain water pooling at his feet threatens to make him slip, hands already beginning to from the sides of his little bowl on the mast. The creaking grows louder. Louder and louder till there's a crack. More yelling coming from the deck, each one more panicked than the last.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,619
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    870
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    Hii I'm Melon. :) Looking for people who like to rp!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    52
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    Jschlatt has it all: a lovely girlfriend, a great group of friends, and less than a year left of high school. But, it all can be ruined like that.
    Wilbur Soot. The nerd who always is ready for class and has straight A's. How can he ruin Schlatt life?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,591
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    270
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    A short au story Dbh x Dsmp crossover

    Cast:
    T0m 003 as Conner
    Detective J. Schlatt as Hank
    W1lbur as Markus
    Phil as Carl
    Techno- blade 001 as North
    Ran (Ranboo) as Josh
    Pete (VoiceOverPete) as Simon
    Niki-chu 002 as Kara
    Tubb0 as Alice
    Chief Conner E. Pants as the police chief

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,861
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Hits:
    33
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    Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo have been best friends since the start of Highschool. Their main goal is to get by and live normal and comfortable teenage lives.

    But after getting a draining job at a simple grocery store to be able to afford different things, and in Tommy's case, to support his family, being teenagers becomes a lot more difficult than anticipated.

    Who knows, maybe they'll get regular customers who can make life more bearable for them all.

    Maybe those customers will have the heart to help them...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,082
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1214

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