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Drew Danner has decided she's the main character. Even if the rest of the universe has confined her to the life of an NPC or quite possibly the boring wise friend of the actual main character, Drew refuses to play along. She figures if she gaslights herself enough, something interesting will happen to her. And maybe it will...
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Dark Souls AU in a "modern" setting, in which the fate of the world is decided by a Hunger Games-like competition between all covenants from Lordran and around. The winner gets to decide whether or not the Age of Fire is perpetuated.
Story told from mostly the POV of two OCs.Series
- Part 1 of Firelink
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A glimpse into adult Peter and MJ's life. It's mostly going to be smut but with a bit of context.
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- 603
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- 1/?
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My Daddy Issues Are Showing by LonelyMoutain
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
04 Jul 2022
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Damien was a 25 year old college student just trying to get through the daily motions of life. With no clear direction what he wanted to do with his life, he's suddenly thrown in a world where demons and magic swords seems to be abundant. Now forced to face the unexpected, he must learn how to navigate in a world that seems to want him dead and come to terms that he might not actually want to go back home. Some things are worth staying for.
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Tallulah Moonstep never expected to be leading some of Skyrim's most famous (or infamous) guilds. Nor did she expect to team up with a vampire. She didn't expect to be a werewolf, not to mention the fact that half the Daedra want to kill her, and she's the Champion of the other half. And she certainly didn't expect to be the mythical Dragonborn prophecized to save the world. Which, to be honest, is a bit of a scam, since she's saved the world three times, yet only one came with the deal of being Dragonborn.
She's beginning to wish she never hopped on that ship.
But Tallulah Moonstep is determined to catalog how she went from Khajiit stowaway to Dragonborn, all in her trusty diary. Be warned, however. There's lots of death. And cursing. And Tallulah has a habit of using three words where one will do.
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Ben Solo was at the top of his career as a male Figure Skater, winning back-to-back gold medals at the previous two Winter Olympics...until he wasn't. Now recently retired and longing to already get back onto the ice, he is offered the chance at a new challenge and potentially another shot at Olympic Gold.
Rey Niima is an ice dancing star in the making, ready for her first real chance at the upcoming Olympics, but when her partner is caught doping before the new season begins, and subsequently banned from competing, her dreams come crashing down. She is in desperate need of a new partner if she's ever going to get her chance at glory, but who will take such a big risk so close to the Olympic trials?
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James Potter survived and left his only son with Dursleys anyway.
However, when Harry learns the truth he is furious and out for revenge.
How will the Wizarding World survive the newly made cunning and bloodthirsty Hadrian Peverell?
What will the Dark Lord do?
What will everyone else?
Harry is about to fuck shit up.
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"I am not your son, James" Harry snarled at the man, who flinched at the pure hatred in boy's eyes. "My father died with my mother that night. Then I was left with muggles who treated me worse than a house elf to fend for myself. It's a bloody miracle I didn't end up dead before coming to Hogwarts, only to learn that a man who is supposed to be my father left me there, on his own free will, while he went off to live his own life."
James gulped.
"Then again, its not like you tried to save my mother from the Dark Lord either, why would you care for your own son?" -
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Chuck has been defeated and Dean, Sam and Cas are trying to figure out what to do with themselves. When Castiel stumbles upon a case in California, they all head out there to find out what is exactly happening in a religion that seems to pride itself on its knowledge of God himself.
Dean and Cas have to negotiate the new world of religion post-Chuck, figure out some deeply hidden feelings and deal with some old faces that return to haunt them.
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What if, a few weeks after Justin left Ethan, Justin had a medical emergency at Babylon and Brian happened to be there?
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Bucky Barnes and Sebastian Stan One-Shots.
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The Strangers Accomplice by Mischief_is_Managed1, Muffin_Man
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
04 Jul 2022
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the villain dabi is an asshole, and for some reason shouto keeps fucking running into him. but then again, it doesn't take genius for shouto to realize that this guy is going to kill him. the only problem: when push comes to shove dabi chickens out and now the two of them are stuck together until they can figure out a solution that doesnt involve murder.
or: Shouto is just trying to live his life as an emo drug addict when Dabi kidnaps him and they're forced to uncover their generational trauma
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Stranded: Kareoke remixes by MaxKowarth
Fandoms: Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who, Doctor Who (Big Finish Audio), New Eighth Doctor Adventures
04 Jul 2022
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Songs Of Love rare pair collection with soundtrack.
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To Bigger And Better Things by LexxNess
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
04 Jul 2022
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What would happen if Edward had left when Bella originally arrived in Forks for a while, and while he was gone she started dating Mike Newton? How would Edward win her over, or would he even try? Afterall, she was going to finally have the life he wanted for her. Would his family sit back and watch as the first person to ever catch Edward's attention lived her life tied to someone else?
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Charlie is the last person Andy would contact in case of an emergency, yet, when one actually happens, she can't think of anyone else.
Andy, a grad student, lives in an apartment building. Charlie, a professional, lives in the same apartment building. As they continue to randomly cross each others paths, which give way to not the most pleasant of interactions, a sense of familiarity can't be stopped. No matter Charlie's flirtatious sarcasm and his incessant knocking, Andy only opens up to her rival when a bigger obstacle comes crashing down on her.
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She wasn't supposed to be there that night. Neither was he.
It’s strange to think about the way two people can move through life separately, all the while headed in the same direction. The inevitability of it all. Their paths winding around each other until finally they converge and suddenly a moment of significance is born with no ability to change course.
Whether this event is serendipitous or cataclysmic remains to be seen.
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Bang, bang...bang.
A massive sheet of rock, close to where the stone pillar once stood, shattered and avalanched in a honey-thick moment of soundless crashing and clattering as rock flaked and turned to grey petals to reveal darkness behind where the stone curtain once stood. In that darkness, something moved. Something colossal, chitinous, something that chittered deeply in the black it lived in, and something that was powerful and determined enough to tear an entire tunnel through solid stone.
“Wh... what is that thing?”
When a guild job goes wrong, Karol, Raven, and Yuri must survive escaping the Weasand of Cados while dealing with dwindling supplies, falling rocks, and a tenacious crab in order to escape the cave. Sounds pretty tense, right? Well, you'd be surprised with how light-hearted the Vesperia boys can be even when stuck underground and surrounded by monsters. They even get to have a couple of much-needed talks along the way.
Post-Game fic, Spoilers. A found-family fic that has its slow-paced moments and culminates in becoming an actual family.
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Sunlight by antarcticweatherforecast
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
04 Jul 2022
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Cleia Lane always gets what she wants, when she wants it. So often, in fact, a certain brunette Italian with a maniacal laugh is informed and takes notice. Aro sees potential in the girl for a talented new Volturi recruit. Caius, on the other hand, does not share his brother's immediate fascination with the girl. Quite the opposite, in fact: Caius only sees potential for a sarcastic, disrespectful young thorn in his side ... at first.
[A long-form Caius (Volturi, Twilight)/OC romance, enemies-to-lovers fanfiction. Smut--chapter 28: Instructions.]
[Also secondarily posted on Wattpad as 'Sunlight' by @raininantarctica.]
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Total(ly not a superhero) Drama Island by SnufflesThePig
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Total Drama (Cartoon)
04 Jul 2022
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Danny's latest ghost problem has an obsession with TV- the more mindless the better. She's >this< close to outing his identity on live television for 'the finale of a death time'. But the only thing she likes more than her own shows are other peoples', since she can't predict what'll happen. So he offers her a deal: she lets him off the hook... but he has to make an appearance on this new show she's been so excited about. She says he has to give it his all- she won't settle for anything less entertaining than revealing him would be. Danny takes that to mean he has to win.
It's easier said than done.---------
It's Total Drama Island, but I replace Trent with Danny. Sorry Trent. You were too damn similar.
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Spider-Man: First Hunt - A No Way Home Sequel by TheOneShizzle
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
04 Jul 2022
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*No Way Home Spoilers Ahead!*
After the loss of his friends, his identity, and the death of his Aunt, Peter Parker is struggling with balancing his two lives. Reuniting with an old friend as Spider-Man, and perhaps making a new one as Peter, maybe there’s hope afterall for this lost soul.Series
- Part 1 of Spider-Man: First Hunt
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ｕｎ ｍ ａｓｋｅｄ by ElementManipulator
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
04 Jul 2022
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Running a mafia AND a bar? Izuku was only looking for a little cash after countless rejections from every job he applied for. Ugh, there’s no place for the quirkless these days, so Izuku made one. Welcome to Unmasked, the AU of BNHA [mha] starring our best boy Izuku making a revolution of the hero society and making history with his best friend (and perhaps future lover~?) Hitoshi! Let’s get away with murder and arson and have a blast doing it! yippee~
- Element and a friend