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Technoblade's only just lost the hunters in the distance when he hears an ungodly shriek in front of him. Unfortunately, going back means the hunters, so he pushes forward, hoping it's just some weird bird or something.
In a way, it is.
In the center of a clearing, by a cliff's edge, there's a small, avian child wrapped up in the net, screeching. The insignia in the net is that of the hunters chasing him, and it's obvious from the loud sobs and the state of the net that the kid's been there for a while and isn't going to be able to free himself anytime soon. Techno hesitates for a moment, but, screw it, it's his good deed day. What's freeing another hybrid child?
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Or, Technoblade gets forcibly adopted by a bunch of avians.
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26 May 2026
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Blessings from the Gods are rare, almost forgotten in much of the world where the Gods have begun to lose their grasp on the people in favor of mortal rulers. Still, it would be accurate to assume humans gifted with wings have been touched by something higher. But even with the intervention of Gods, there’s a reason all the Blessed have been born with their wings…
Until now.
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On his eighteenth birthday, Technoblade will finally fully ascend to the throne as king and take complete control of his kingdom. He's certain that things will finally begin to fall into place then, if only he can hold on that long. But right when his goals are within reach, strange symptoms and maladies begin to affect his body, and mind.
Why does it seem like inhuman forces may just be at play? And how will Techno be able to keep going as things only grow worse and worse?
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26 May 2026
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"Wilby says that- that if a stranger ever tries to grab me, I can bite them." Tommy nods, giving a little glare towards Techno and his bitten hand.
"Okay." Technoblade says slowly. "But don't bite me."
"No, I'm gonna bite you."
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SBI Zombie apocalypse AU, in which Tommy is a little kid who's been separated from Wilbur. While Wilbur is on a desperate search for his little brother with Phil, Tommy stumbles across Technoblade, who is the definition of 'no chill' in the zombie apocalypse.
Techno accidentally gains a new little brother.
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21 Mar 2026
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“The Angel of Death, the ferryman of the Styx, the terror of the western seas. One of the most feared captains ever to sail, and yet, I have to wonder… how did a man like you end up all on his own? We searched the area where you were found—not another soul in sight. So,” He fixes him with a long look, allowing the silence to hover like a dark cloud, the words rolling off of his tongue with all the venom and smugness he can muster, “—tell me, Philza. Where is your crew?”
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OR: Technoblade is a naval captain, and Phil his unwilling prisoner. Somehow, they manage to come out of it as friends in the end.
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- Part 2 of here's a health to the company
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21 Mar 2026
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“Oh, I’m sorry, sorry, mate-” Phil reaches his hands out, Techno kicking his legs out, trying to scoot away.
“No, no-” Techno chokes out, heart slamming into his ribs. He’s going to die, he’s going to die here, he should’ve known, Phil was never human, he was never human at all-
“I should’ve told you earlier.” Phil smiles, kneeling down to Techno’s level. He’s not reaching out anymore, but he’s not leaving either. “Sorry again for the scare. That was a bit much, huh?”
Techno blinks. “What?”
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Phil is not quite human, but he’s still very much a dad, with two children he loves very much.
Techno gets adopted into the family.
He was not informed of this.
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21 Mar 2026