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    The room went silent. Not even the fire dared to crackle. “What the fuck was the commander of the Roman legion doing hanging up on a tree?” the wolf boy laughed, slapping his knee until he fell to the ground in a fit of laughter. Even Wilbur started to giggle while Techno stared at them with his brows furrowed, clearly taking offense at this slight towards his abilities.

    “Listen, listen. I was-- I was sabotaged!”

    “By whom? Your own people?” Phil chuckled. “That’s good news for us.”

    “How?” asked the wolf boy.

    “In-fighting causes disorganization. Another advantage,” Phil explained.

    “It’s not in-fighting,” Technoblade amended. “Just a practical joke.”

    “Then the Romans are too unserious to win a war. Thanks, mate, your intel just keeps getting better and better.”

    “Stop that!” Techno growled, sitting up further.

    //

    or, Technoblade is a proud soldier of the Roman army, ready to lay down his life in the name of the glory of the Roman Empire-- that is until he's betrayed by his underlings and left for dead in the middle of a foreign land.

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    Wilbur Soot does not like America but he has to live there. Oh what will he do?

    or: The Crowdads move to the USA! Nothing can go wrong, right? Right?

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    There are famous names that spread via word-of-mouth in the apocalyptic era: the Blood God, the Phantom, the Angel of Death, the Warden, the Demon King.

    They call him the Mourning Dove.

     

     

    Tommy had just turned ten when the virus took hold of the world with its bloody, insatiable jaws and separated him from his family. He was ten and a half when he was turned into a half-undead miracle-monster. Thirteen when he met Captain Puffy and her friend, Commander Sam. And nearly fifteen when he became the leader of the first real safe haven in the New World.

    He hunts. He fights. He survives. He expands his city and protects his people. But most importantly, he searches for his family—calls for them everyday—waiting for the moment when he will hear them call back.

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    “How do you know that name,” Techno whispered with a million daggers.

    The boy- Tommy, just kept smiling.

    “Oh, the name? Do you not go by it anymore? I do apologize. It was the name I remembered from the Empire days.”

    “The Empire was several lifetimes ago. Someone your age can’t remember that.”

    Tommy smiled even bigger. “I have lived more lifetimes than you, blood god. I remember the name of the dictator that took my land from me.”

    Apollo started snarling even louder than he was before.

    “So revenge is your goal?”

    :Or an AU where Techno meets SBI during his immortal life. He becomes a brother to each, only to have his curse take them from him. Except one, a child of light.

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    Tommy doesn’t know when he’ll ever get used to having a tail. Probably never. The only time it feels right on him is when he’s next to Techno.

    Red lionfish next to pink lionfish.

    (Techno always seems so proud when he sees their matching tails.

    Tommy can’t help but look at his tail and think that it’s just another thing Tommy took from him.)

    ~
    or, when the merfolk of his commune begin harassing Tommy because of his past as a pirate, Tommy tries to prove himself as a true mer - at the cost of himself. Techno is NOT okay with that.

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    As Phil composed the message, Techno sighed heavily and took a look around their surroundings. His heart twisted slightly as he observed the sight– the burnt out buildings, the streaks of blood, the scattering ashes.

    If only they’d gotten to the village just a little bit sooner. Maybe they would’ve been able to save even a few people.

    The world ended when Chaos invaded. But one shining beacon of a city saved what remained. One hundred years later, change is in the air, threatening what has been so delicately rebuilt.

    Techno and Phil are legends of a bygone era. They must be the ones to put a stop to it, along with whatever allies they may scrounge up along the way. They cannot let Chaos reign again.

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    The subject's life was structured. Predictable. Not every day was the same as the last, but there were certain patterns that would never deviate.

    At least, not until a man with pink hair and a crowbar showed up in the wreckage of their room and decided that they were important enough to save. The two of them quickly learned that, in order to survive in this world that neither of them were familiar with, they would need each other.

     

    or, a Half-Life 2 AU with Ranboo and Technoblade trying their hardest to understand what the fuck is going on in the aftermath of an alien invasion
    (no knowledge of Half-Life required to read!)

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    “The name’s Philza,” the druid says, holding out a hand. Techno takes it, shakes it, reeling just a little - an honest name is massive collateral, especially for a fucking druid, and it’s caught him off guard. It’s like placing your beating heart into a stranger’s hands. Trusting them not to sell it over to the City. Trusting them to keep their incantations away from you. But there’s a grim determination in this druid, Philza’s, stare - like he has very little left to lose. Like he’s buried layers and layers of fury underneath a thin veneer of pleasantness, and he needs this as much as Techno does. As much as Wilbur seems to.


    It’d be a fool’s errand to try to lift the Silverling from its place in the Central Museum, and Technoblade is assembling a band of those foolish enough to take it on.

    Techno wants to take down the City's government. Wilbur wants to free the city, in one last act of demolition, before he leaves it behind for good. Phil wants to revive an ancient people, keyed in to the magic of the city. And Tommy just wants to get his brother back.

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    It was supposed to be fun.

    Tommy manages to convince Techno to go on a night hike with him in the woods. What could possibly go wrong?

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    A dead, deformed wolf and a strange illness later, the SBI realise that this may change things.

    Just a little.

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    Monthly updates
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    Technoblade was king, once.

    He was a king. He was a human. Weather anyone accepted it or not.

    How did he manage to lose both?

     

    Or:
    Techno, called Protesilaus at first, gets cursed by Philza. Now he has to dodge war, cults and loans, and at some point has to juggle an eight year old Ranboo in between all of this at the ripe age of 18. Also, did I mention he got turned into a glorified furry?

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    Clay had always craved adventure. His interest in other servers stemmed from his childhood and never faltered even as he reached young adulthood. One day he would have a real adventure...

    Clay didn't expect that day to come so soon. Now with the god of the server Exdee missing, a group had to embark on a journey across the world to find him and bring him back before the SMP falls to ruin.

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    Hello.
    It’s me- from the tall yellow house across from that weird iron fence.
    Does anybody live here? Everyone says nobody’s been in or out of that house in years.
    I certainly haven’t seen anybody.
    I hope someone that isn’t a boring adult gets this.
    I hope anyone does.
    Sincerely,
    Your neighbor.
    — – –
    Hello Neighbor,
    Yes, someone lives here.

     


    Short story about Dream and Techno as children.
    *NOT A ROMANCE*
    I was bored and got an idea for this that is the only reason this fic exists but hey! It might go somewhere who knows.

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    I see the player you mean.
    Jack Manifold?
    Yes.
    He’s a bit of an idiot, isn’t he?
    Yup.
    Did he really just defeat the Ender Dragon by bopping it on the nose after swearing to protect it with his life?
    He did.
    Huh.
    Yeah.
    Hey, do you want to mess with him?
    Absolutely.

    Basically this fic comes after the previous one in this series, but you don’t need to read that one first. This is literally just pure crack and I think I’m losing my sanity. Enjoy.

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    Wilbur woke up to the sound of waves hitting against the beach. His hands curled into the sand beneath him, and for a moment he felt as though everything would be alright. He opened his eyes--squinting at the sun above him--until it was blocked.

    "Hello," The person waved.

    He sat up, taking in his surroundings. His mouth fell agape.

    Oh god. He was stranded. He was stranded, and he had no idea where Tommy was.

    "Uh," The person with pink hair spoke up again. "Don't freak out. I don't think my ears can take that."

    Wilbur screamed.

     

    Or, the fic where Wilbur and Tommy have lived on a ship all their life, and when they eventually get lost at sea, they stumble across Technoblade--who doesn't seem quite human.

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    Tommy or 'Theseus' is a piglin hybird, after the blood god's death Tommy is born as his reincarnation. Of course, too busy grieving their god his sounder forget about him. Obviously Tommy is a child, he doesn't know anything about the Nether, Survival or the Blood god. So he's lost, until two piglin hybirds find him! One of them isn't convinced this child is the blood god's reincarnatioc, the other is tightly wrapped around the child's finger (Even if the both of them don't know it. Not to mention how the other piglin hybird is also wrapped around the child's finger.)

    or funny little found family trying to get along

    I suck at summarys 😰

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    Crows filled the sky and L’Manburg froze.
    Everyone watched as the sun was blocked out above Hero’s Tower. Those who couldn’t hide watched in terror as they parted. A man clad in green with wings dark as night slowly descended from the heavens when he was fifty feet from the ground, he dropped what he was carrying.
    The bloody and beaten body of Tank crashed into the sidewalk in front of the Tower doors.
    Those who screamed had their mouths covered by strangers. Everyone waited in mute terror for what was to come and prayed.
    He smiled down at everyone with what would have been a kind smile in any other circumstance.
    “The Syndicate will bring retribution.”

    Or

    The much angstier rewrite of Let Me Down, with more plot, more angst and more character development. (Reading Let Me Down is NOT necessary to understand what’s going on, if anything don’t read it so you can be surprised by all the plot that was kept and double surprised at the new stuff.)

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    Time travel, angst, fluff, humor, tragedy, and trailing the line of dead:dove do not eat but not really (later chapters) is a fic I wrote something at something,something time!.
    What happened? Tommy can start telling you right now! (He is an unreliable narrator sometimes)

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    Techno stood frozen as the memory of the warm night he came to regret dumped a heavy, warm mass of blankets in his rigid arms before stomping away. "I didn't ask for this! I tried but I can't raise a freak for a child. You take it!" Before Techno could do anything, the forest had swallowed the woman whole.

    Frowning, Techno shuffled the mass into one arm and gently shifted the blankets away from obscuring the contents within them. And as the chat in his mind erupted, the Blade came face to face with soft, pink ringlets, pointed pink ears and wide, teary golden eyes.

    (Or, Techno discovers he picked up more from Phil than just his physical skills, the man in question gains another grandchild and Dream tries to run damage control as a role model to prevent another Techno 2.0, but only succeeds in making things worse.

    Meanwhile, In Manburg, a drunkard unknowingly loses the only ally who could have helped him and Ragnarok falls into place.

    Elsewhere, the gods smile.)

     

    Psst. This fic has a discord. Come say hi!

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    When Technoblade had promised Wilbur and Tommy that he would go find their father, he hadn't been expecting it to take so long. But in a weird twist of fate, he found their Dad after getting attacked.

    And that's great, but they still need to make it back home, don't they? That would take a while on its own, but coupled with the fact that there are dragons roaming the land...let's just say that this will be a long trip.

    -

    Yes this is an RLcraft au don't worry it has a happy ending. i think.

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    Hybrids exist everywhere -- animal hybrids, cryptid hybrids, mythological hybrids. However, these creatures aren't always accepted by society. Humans despise them. Kill them, make profit off of them.

    Tommy has had enough.

    He may not be a hybrid himself, but he isn't just going to sit and watch as they get imprisoned and tortured for no reason. So he acts. Ranboo and Tubbo are free now. The only problem? They're all wanted by the village now. Their only option is the pirate ship that sits docked at the decks.

    Who knew it'd be a pirate ship full of hybrids on the run too?

    or an sbi pirate/hybrid au

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