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    Humanity falls when a virus infects the whole of the world's population. However, Phil survives.

     

    OR;

     

    Just a The Last of Us Mcyt AU but with bad writing lol.

    There wasn't enough Phil and Tommy content so I decided to create it myself.

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    I HAVE RETURNED

    Techno and Wilbur and their intern Tommy, live out in the middle of a god knows where desert. Working at a sanctuary for various wildlife, they often receive calls for various injured animals on the side of the road or roaming a farm. It's not unusual to pick up a bird of prey now and then that's been whacked by a truck and in need of medical care. And being the only few allowed to work with such animals for miles, they're often the best option.
    Except one night, they get a call to pick up a large injured bird that's been hit by a semi.
    When they arrive though, well....

    "You call that a fucking bird?!" Tommy nearly shrieked at the sight of the...creature...in Techno's arms.
    That's no bird, that's not a fucking bird if Tommy's ever seen one. His wrists and ankles taped up to prevent him from swiping at his rescuers, the creature glared weakly at Tommy with icy blue eyes. Glazed in pain and confusion and fear.
    That's NOT a fucking bird!

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    Philza laughed. He laughed so hard that Techno could almost hear his lungs protesting for air.

    Despite the rather harrowing circumstances, despite everything that's happened, Techno cracked a smile at hearing that laugh. He'll always smile when hearing it.

    After a few moments, they were back in silence.

    " Techno?" Philza asked after a beat.

    Techno turned towards the older man, silently prompting him to continue.

    Philza looked exhausted, yet his gaze was as sharp and expressive as ever, cutting into Techno with its vulnerability.

    " If I found you first and we didn't grow to be so... different, could you grow to accept Tommy, Wilbur, and me? Maybe, perhaps one day... love us?"

    Techno found that he was unable to respond to Philza's question.

    He couldn't give an answer that didn't exist.

    So he elected not to respond.

    The silence returned, answering Philza's question with painful absolution.
    ----
    In other words, Techno tries to save the world using the power of friendship and anarchy.

    Will he succeed?

    Who knows?

    Hopefully
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    Part One: Chapter 1-14
    Part Two: Chapter 16-?

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    For centuries, Tommy's kind has been sought after for their gift, a gift that has been passed down from generation to generation. There are laws set into place for them by their ancestors in order to avoid capture so their blessing doesn't fall into the wrong hands.
    1. Do not get caught
    2. Be clever, be tricky, be swift
    3. Tell no one of your gift, for it can be used against you
    So what happens when those rules are broken?

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    Technoblade has been on the hero scene for 6 months without the knowledge of his family. It’s honestly been easier than expected keeping his heroic identity a secret.

    That is, until his little brother decided to debut as a vigilante at the ripe age of 13 years old.

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    Twins Wilbur and Techno, along with their father Phil, move into a strange old house in an equally strange town. Actually, it's not so bad: the neighbors are friendly, albeit eccentric, the crows are quite cute and funny, the indelible red spot on the wall in the living room is perfectly covered with a picture, and the scratching behind the basement door is easy to ignore.

    But this kid hiding in the dark is really a little creepy.

    //Or: sbi the main characters of a horror movie who decide to adopt a demon

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    Word got around they say "This guy is insane!"
    Took a whole collection of bad guys just to cause some mayhem.
    And was one of the most feared villains.
    Dream is all ears.

    Or

    Techno want to retire but instead got his life flip upside down thanks to a few people.

    Dreams wants a nice, friendly and totally not dangerous dual, that can increase his ego. Is that too much to ask?

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    Tommy just really, really wanted to make a Pokemon friend. Just one. Then his life would be complete, he was sure of it.

    He didn't expect this ambition to lead to his older brother Wilbur traveling across the region as a Pokemon trainer - but he's got no complaints. Especially because he gets to tag along on the adventures. And because he gets to meet the famous champion duo, Phil and Technoblade. What could be better than that?

    Or, a Pokemon AU where Wilbur's a trainer, Tommy's the little kid brother who follows him like a puppy, and Phil just thinks the sibling duo is the sweetest thing he's ever seen. And Techno's just cool.

    UPDATES EVERY SATURDAY!! :D

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    So, when he was so close to the end of his shift at the coffee shop, a horrible smelling person stumbled in. Had they been just a few minutes later, Techno could’ve been home, enjoying not being in the middle of the streets when the first of the hordes started. But no, right at the end of his shift. Even zombies could be asshole customers.

    The encounter went by in a blur, people screaming, Techno jabbing the end of a broom stick into the zombie’s eye, he may have even taken a hot cup of coffee and threw it at one of the undead. By then the gig was up, he couldn’t be in denial anymore.

    Zombies were real, and they were the worst type of customer.

    ---
    Or, Technoblade finds himself alone in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. He clears out an entire city of the undead but people from his past and particularly annoying thieves keep disrupting his peace. Being alone has reaped it's benefits but maybe he can try something new.

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    (so we have to go and break it down)

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    The crowd is roaring, shaking the stands, just as restless as he is. His master told him to put up more of a show today, and the blood dripping down his brow has to be enough or he might not manage to see the next sunrise.

    The man fighting against him is on the ground now, and the crowd is getting louder. A chant picks up deep within the stands, it's getting hard to breathe, to think, everything is so loud and his head is pounding and he can feel smudges of blood on his hands and-

    A spike in the stands, the man gurgles against the ground, a second, then two, three, the announcer declares him the victor of the match.

    -

    Or: Technoblade is a mistreated slave, Philza gets him out and they try to learn to function as a family, but it's hard when one of them is resisting (Hint: Its not Philza).

    Technoblade centric

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    Maestro is a top hero in L’Manberg. He’s well respected and a force to be reckoned with, especially with the rest of his team next to him. “Courteous”, “charismatic”, and “charming” are just a few of the words reporters have used to describe the hero.

    Wilbur, well, he was just the asshole who played him.

    Don’t get him wrong, Wilbur likes the gig he’s got. But he knows he can do more good for the world, by joining politics and writing legislation, rather then adorning flashy suits and punching criminals. But he can’t just retire from hero work and leave his team down a man and without the only person capable of fighting Dream’s powers of manipulation.

    Luckily, the phrase “You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain,” might be just the solution he needs.

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    This is a collection of things I've written and liked, or have aus that have been posted on my twitter. These may turn into something more, they might not.

    (If you do want to use these, dm me on TL @lavender_eunoia)
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    My first "official" AO3 fic LETSGOOOO! Also please be nice :D

    if anything crosses cc's boundaries (all of these are characters, not they real people) please let me know!!

    I can't wait to start writing for you guys!

    okay I'm done rambling now-

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    Prison is a bitch, prison is especially a bitch when you are a 17 year old orphan named Tommy, with a list of crimes longer then that Dumbledore bitch's full name. How was he supposed to know you could be sent to prison for committing crimes. After arriving at the Dalton penitentiary and challenging ever single pussy in there to a fight, he sets out to conquer this place and make it more "pog champ" whatever that means. With his bitch of a cellmate the oddly cheerful yet suicidal Wilbur Soot, the intimidating weirdo Technoblade, and the only man ever Philza Minecraft, Tommy will prove that he is the superior woman getter in this entire place.

    Or, the Prison AU no one asked for.

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    "Wilby says that- that if a stranger ever tries to grab me, I can bite them." Tommy nods, giving a little glare towards Techno and his bitten hand.

    "Okay." Technoblade says slowly. "But don't bite me."

    "No, I'm gonna bite you."

    ---

    SBI Zombie apocalypse AU, in which Tommy is a little kid who's been separated from Wilbur. While Wilbur is on a desperate search for his little brother with Phil, Tommy stumbles across Technoblade, who is the definition of 'no chill' in the zombie apocalypse.

    Techno accidentally gains a new little brother.

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    Dream is dead. Tommy never has to see him again. Maybe now, he will finally get the chance to heal.
    Techno did not want to get attached to a child. He is a terrible role model, he kills people for a living, and he has no idea what he is doing. But maybe, just maybe, with Phil's help he can give Tommy the home he truly deserves.

    The third installment of what was supposed to be a one-shot. If you want these stories to make any sense, I recommend reading the previous two parts. Thank you for all the support, and as always, Assassinblade go brr

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    The Overworld, Techno was beginning to think, was shit.

    He didn’t know what he was originally expecting when he had used to think about the Overworld, but it certainly wasn’t a dingy, half-lit cell with scratches in the stone walls, half-rusted irons bars and the stink of something rotting in his nose.

    or:

    Technoblade has no idea who this "King Dante" guy is, or what a "Death Maze" is supposed to be, but he's not impressed. Luckily, he has a companion named Phil who is just as angry about it, and they're going to make it everybody's problem.

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    Ever since his parents' death, Tommy had been doing 'fine' living in Dream's mafia. However, his life flips on its head when he's sent to spy on the Angel. Not to mention; who's this tall bitch Dream's replacing him with???
    (I know I'm making this sound like a sitcom, but it's heavier than it sounds so be prepared)

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    There is a severe lack of mafia fics, so I thought I'd make one!

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    Should upload on weekends, but it might be intermittent

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    Bones always peeked out of Wilbur’s closet; fortunately he does well enough with his human anatomy class to know what to do with them.

    (Or, Mafia AU with SBI where Wilbur is a training med student who saved Philza, the head honcho of the largest Mafia in L’manburg. Fortunately, neither Philza nor any adjacent members of the said mafia are the scariest in this new friendship.

    (Or, Wilbur centric au with lots of BAMFs)

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    Tommy launched himself forward, heart racing, the watch on his wrist glowing so brightly it hurt. He prayed this would work like it should- he had to get this technology away from Dream.

    He watched as the fabric of time ripped open before him, and swallowed him whole.

    ___
    Or, Tommy tries to prevent Dream from finishing his time travelling machine.

    Turns out he's too late. Dream's now chasing him through time to get the prototype back. The catch? Tommy's watch has one issue. It draws from the wearer's memory.
    Cue SBI seeing this.

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    As Phil composed the message, Techno sighed heavily and took a look around their surroundings. His heart twisted slightly as he observed the sight– the burnt out buildings, the streaks of blood, the scattering ashes.

    If only they’d gotten to the village just a little bit sooner. Maybe they would’ve been able to save even a few people.

    The world ended when Chaos invaded. But one shining beacon of a city saved what remained. One hundred years later, change is in the air, threatening what has been so delicately rebuilt.

    Techno and Phil are legends of a bygone era. They must be the ones to put a stop to it, along with whatever allies they may scrounge up along the way. They cannot let Chaos reign again.

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