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    “El Ángel de la Muerte, el barquero del Styx, el terror de los mares occidentales. Uno de los capitanes más temidos que jamás haya navegado y, sin embargo, tengo que preguntarme... ¿cómo un hombre como tú terminó solo? Registramos el área donde te encontraron, no hay otra alma a la vista. Entonces —lo mira largamente, permitiendo que el silencio se cierne como una nube oscura, las palabras salen de su lengua con todo el veneno y la suficiencia que puede reunir—, dime, Philza. ¿Dónde está tu tripulación?

    O: Technoblade es un capitán naval y Phil es su prisionero involuntario. De alguna manera, al final se las arreglan para salir como amigos.

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    Español
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    Chapters:
    5/18
    Kudos:
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    Technoblade选择在24小时便利店上夜班时,知道自己会面对寂静或者抢劫犯,或者嗑嗨了以后又饿疯了的顾客,但他没有想到会面对穿着西装的诡异青少年。

    在再次说明了自己并不知道会员套餐里某种面包的具体烘焙过程也不知道某些添加剂的原产地后,Techno又一次深呼吸,对看上去意犹未尽的男孩问道:“有什么需要吗?”

      “哦他们听上去都很好,”男孩说,“很不健康,恰到好处的难吃,很好。但事情是这样的,”他戏剧性地长长地停顿了一下,然后继续说,“我没有会员卡,所以一杯浓缩咖啡就好。”

    这份工作薪水可观,距离合适,还是夜班,可以完美帮他和他家人的作息错开,但他现在真的非常想要辞职。

    或者——Tommy是一个恶魔,他接受人类的召唤实现一些愿望,敛财、暗杀、恐吓,有时也做安保,非常简单,接受任务,执行任务,收取代价,然后汇报,他不需要真的进食或者睡觉,但是一个人类让他觉得偶尔尝尝也挺好。

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
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    14,079
    Chapters:
    2/2
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    It's been a few months since Techno found Tommy

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    English
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    381
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    230
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    “Have you ever considered working as an au pair?” Wilbur asked.

    Techno frowned, once again thrown off by the vampire’s archaic choice of words. “You mean, going to live with a coven?”

    “As our permanent, exclusive food source, yes.”

    ---

    Techno is a human who needs a place to live. Phil, Wilbur and Tommy are vampires who need blood to survive. Two problems are fixed with a single solution.

    Though perhaps Techno should have thought twice about the consequences of entangling his life with three powerful immortals.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    32
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    306
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    1012
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    Technoblade doesn't need friends, and he doesn't need Wilbur pushing him, either. Still, for his twin, he will try. Even if his methods are not the most common.

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    Technoblade summons demon Philza because he is too socially awkward to make friends the normal way

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    Language:
    English
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    2,446
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    214
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    Ranboo is suddenly whisked away in a not so nice way to a new world with magical creatures and people.

    He's also not human anymore. lol

     

    Or:
    I punt Ranboo into an AU

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,433
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    378
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    8104
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    If there's one thingTechnoblade has learned since the day he decided to help free enslaved hybrids it was that healing wasn't linear. Everyone healed from trauma in a different way. Some took longer, while others were able to shove their past behind them and never look back.
    In a perfect world, no one needed to be reminded that they were sentient beings, that they had autonomy and no one, read no one but themselves, had the right to themselves. But Techno didn't live in a perfect world. He has to help three young children heal. Oh joy.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    18,056
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    371
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    no summary for this maybe later since im already behind on this srry about that!

    Language:
    English
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    1,142
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    “What are you– I’m human. Maybe you don’t– Can. You. Under. Stand. Me? Do you. Speak. English?”
    This guy was dumb Tommy decided, real human or not, pink hair and punctuating every word like that. American too, this was the worst.

    Or
    It's about aliens and a space fightingring that Techno and Tommy are stuck in, possibly also tested on just because the angst is there.

    Or or
    Auther read too many aliens au and decided why not try it.

    Language:
    English
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    1,172
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
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    technoblade grabs a mushroom with his hand and eats it, then waves at tommy. “hullo.”

    “kinda rude to call him a pig” tommy says. 

    “well what other animal is he then?” philza minecraft asks.

    “that's a human man” tommy says, baffled. 

    “that's a pig,” phil says back. technoblade is very much a human man.

    ---

    Tommyinnit goes to a superhero interview at the Community House and it's very tense and very climactic right up until he gets rejected and loses a bet to Tubbo. It's very sad and pitiful and he decides to make that everyone's problem.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,609
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    255
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    Technoblade has always had a soft spot for animals, picking those too injured to take care of themselves up and nursing them back to health. So, when he finds a fox with its leg stuck in an iron clasp, he takes it with him, too.

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    Philza gets injured and stuck in the form of a fox. Techno finds him. They become friends.

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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
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    Tommy Kraken Innit, a merboy-*cough* I mean merman- who has lived alone since his parents decided he was old enough to live by himself.
    Techno Blade Craft, a man with little fear and lots of love. He and his twin live with their adopted father on his ship, the 'Lady Death'.
    Wilbur Soot Craft, a man with music and love blooming from his heart, lives with his twin and adopted father.
    Philza Myn Craft, an old man who adopted two chaotic twins that he loves dearly. Owns and captains the 'Lady Death', his most prized ship.
    Dream W. Taken, a man who was friends with the Craft family, is a scientist on his boss' ship the 'Harpy'.
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    Techno, Wilbur, and Philza's ship was taken down in one of the worst storms they'd ever seen. Tommy finds them and helps them survive on the dangerous island they managed to find. They befriend the young mer and promise to come back and visit the lonely child (he protests he's not though).
    Dream wants to thank the mysterious person who helped the Craft family but instead finds a young mer who is ripe for the taking.
    SBI find Tommy missing, what will they do?

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    English
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    9,638
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    “Let me guess. You want someone dead? Or want me to resurrect the dead? Because my answer to both will be no.” Dream stated, finally turning back to face him.

    Phil smiled. “If I wanted someone dead, I’d do it myself. No, the job I have is a bit more… weird.”

    This seemed to finally get the man’s attention. “How weird are we talking?”

    “My friend was attacked by another witch and was turned into a piglin brute. I need you to turn him back.”

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    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    520
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    1650
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    The hallway is silent.

    Wilbur slowly crept through, his hand having a death grip on his lantern.

    He gradually made his way through, slipping into the unknown darkness at the end of the hall.

    One step at a time. Left. Right. Left. Right.

    Wilbur cleared his throat. “Hello?” he asked, voice trembling and legs wobbly.

    “Behind you, Wil.”

    Wilbur turned around.

    Wilbur screamed.

    Or: A Halloween Special Fic With Haunted Creatures And Angst :)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
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    17
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    2
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    259
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    The inspiration to this fanfic is based off the song:

    “No Power” by Absofacto (the slowed down + reverb version)

     

    Anxiety is gently pouring over Technoblade’s shoulders like soft rain. As Hbomb starts exposing what needs to happen when they open the hatch. We are to march single file being sure to be vigilant of anything that flies or crawls. We don’t know what’s out there. Which just makes it all the more scary. At Least on earth he knew what he was getting into, but this-?

    Cher-Chunk

    The gate opens.

    “GO, GO, GO- MOVE IT!”

    Language:
    English
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    44,252
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1382
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    There once was a mother with three sons, but the elder two had eyes glowing red as blood. To protect her youngest, the mother banishes the other two with a curse. When Tommy finds out about his brothers, he sets out to find them.

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    Tommy will find his brothers, even if he doesn't remember them. Even if they are cursed.

    Or or:
    The Three Brothers but make it SBI

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,490
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    449
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    Tommy’s eyes widened and he rushed back to his ship to open a secure comms link with Las Nevadas. Tubbo rushed in after along with Ranboo, Techno and Wilbur. The call took too long to answer and every second felt like an eternity before it picked up. “Big Q-” Tommy stopped when he saw the Fawthern. Quackity was tense and a hand was placed heavily on his shoulder.

    Schlatt was standing behind him. “Hey, Jinx.” He smirked, “or should I call you Tommy?”

    Or...
    Did you forget about Schlatt? The gang's all here, get ready for an avengers level threat and I don't mean Schlatt and his Manburg fleet.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    17,764
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    103
    Kudos:
    267
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2726
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    If you’d have told him five years ago that he’d be locked up in a cell, light years away from home, serving time in space jail for crimes he didn’t mean to commit…

    Well, he would’ve told you to fuck off and leave him alone, typical moody teenager… god he missed when the biggest thing he had to worry about was homework.

    Instead, he was sitting in his cell, throwing a rubber ball against the clinical white walls just to pass the time

    Or, Phil is one of the only humans in space, until he’s tasked with babysitting some very special cargo

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,687
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    289
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    One fateful night will change it all, one mistake. Wilbur, Tommy and techno are thrown into a world of mystical and storybook creatures and their father knows more than they could have of ever imagined. Now they just need to navigate through this shit in one piece.

    Vampire Tommy au inspired by another fic called Bloodshed and Begonias by iggluminati. Please note that the first 3 chapters will be similar but chapters 4 and on are my own original plot and I hope it isn't too much like the fic.

    Any trigger warnings will be in the notes for the chapters, there will be no sexual assault e.c.t but always assume that there will be a sort of blood in each chapter but it will always be specified.

     

    enjoy.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,735
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    805
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    Techno Blade is a journalist writing a book about the cryptids of L'manburg. He learns much more than what he came to find, about himself and who the real monsters lurking in woods are.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,858
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    53

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