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Who Mourns For Aphrodite by Secretive_Chi_X
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series (TV)
28 Jun 2026
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“This is James T. Kirk of the ISS Enterprise, on a mission of exploration for the Terran Empire. Why have you detained us?”
“Detained?” the female voice sounded surprised. “I merely kept you from drifting past. Have you not been adrift on the astral winds for many weeks seeking shelter?”
“Not exactly,” Jim said dryly. “We have engines. Our ship is fully under our control.”
“Your ship design is not familiar to me,” she confessed. “Please, dock, and we shall speak further. I wish to give you shelter and rest.”
“A kind offer of hospitality, miss…?” Jim trailed off expectantly.
“Aphrodite.”
“Miss Aphrodite.” Jim exchanged a glance with Spock over the name.
The pink energy drew the ship into orbit and then faded to a background corona. Jim had no illusions that they were free to leave.--------------
In the Mirrorverse version of "Who Mourns For Adonais?" Mirror Kirk, Spock, and McCoy have a rare opportunity to explore their new relationship while being captives of an alien being claiming to be an Ancient Greek love goddess. Spock is more concerned with escaping as quickly as possible. The rest of the ISS Enterprise's crew seem far too comfortable with exploring love and passion.
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- Part 7 of The Imperial Universe
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It's Mutual by Secretive_Chi_X
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel
25 Jan 2026
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Tony chuckles, takes the bar spoon out of his glass, plops three cherries on top, and screws the lid back on the jar. “Relax, Peter. This is Deadpool. You really think he’ll get himself in trouble he can’t get himself back out of? Y’know, part of a good relationship is trust.” He casually walks the jar of cherries back into the refrigerator, then sits down at the bar and takes an obnoxious sip of his Shirley Temple. “Ah. That’s the stuff. Cap got me hooked on these. So good.”
Peter glares, disbelieving that Tony Stark of all people is lecturing him about relationships. Then he goes back to pacing. “You don’t know Wade like I do. He’s vulnerable. His judgment isn’t always good. He might be captured. Who knows what someone like Hammer could do to him? Hammer could stop his regeneration before he heals! It’s easier than people think. Oh, God. Why didn’t I go with him?”
“Hey. Stop catastrophizing and sit down.”-----------------
While Wade is away on a mission without Peter, Peter and Tony finally talk. Tony understands more than Peter thinks he does. Maybe Tony doesn't actually hate Wade...
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- Part 9 of Happily-Ever-After-Verse
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Sad Times by Secretive_Chi_X
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
07 Oct 2025
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Together they wrestle the terrorists into a bundle, and Spider-Man’s webs work on the canvas of the tent just fine. He wads the canvas bundle together until the men inside can’t move and then shoves the bundle on its side and webs the cocoon of angry, insecure White men to the ground.
Deadpool shakes himself as his body pushes bullets back out. “Eugh. I hate that. So itchy and weird. I will never get used to that.”
Tired, shaken, and wishing his mask is less stuffy, Spider-Man walks over to Deadpool and gives him a one-armed hug. That’s when Spider-Man looks around Deadpool’s shoulder and sees a teenage girl lying face down on the ground unmoving, with a knot of other people forming around her. In the lights of the night market, the blood all over her is too obvious.
Deadpool turns and looks, responding to the way Spider-Man tenses, the way his breath catches. “Oh, no.” The lack of swearing is a bad sign. Deadpool stumbles toward her. “No, no, wait. This isn’t supposed to happen. We saved the day. We did good. Why would this happen?”
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White supremacists attack Queens Night Market, a sign of these sad times.
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I’m Your Biggest Fan by Secretive_Chi_X
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
17 Jul 2025
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From his vantage point on the side of an office building, Peter detects Wade on the roof of an apartment building a block away. Peter swings out wide and lands a somersault effortlessly on the roof of the apartment, two feet from Wade. Wade is in “just chillin’” mode, sitting cross-legged, listening to his I-pod, and doodling on some cheap sketch paper in crayon. He’s clearly forgotten about their date to meet over by the Hudson River. Or this is the result of Wade’s poor sense of time. Dissociative disorders mess with a person’s ability to tell time or even what day they’re in.
Still, Peter is not prepared for Wade to glance up, leap to his feet, tear off his earbuds, and scream, “Spider-Man!”
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No matter which part of Wade Peter meets, they're all Spider-Man's biggest fan.
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- Part 8 of Happily-Ever-After-Verse
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Spock beamed up to the Enterprise, flush with happiness that Jim had seen the logic of abandoning Starfleet and living on Omicron Ceti III in peace. Why should they confront the horrors of space for a military based far away on Earth? Why should they continue killing and being killed? Being a captain did not make Jim happy. He was tortured the responsibility and the thanklessness of his loyalty. What Jim needed was a simple life, a farm life, like his idyllic childhood in Iowa. Omicron Ceti III could provide that. And they would all be safe here, all live long, happy lives together.
Jim stood with a metal bar in his hand and a sneer on his face, his body coiled for combat. “All right, you mutinous, disloyal, computerized half-breed, we'll see about you deserting my ship.”
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The first time Jim called Spock a computer, it was a compliment. The next time Jim called him a computer, it was not pleasurable.
(Note: The racism and not-okay-ness is baked into the episode "This Side of Paradise." I use the dialogue from that episode.)
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The Imperial Universe by Secretive_Chi_X
Fandom Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Original Series (TV)
28 Jun 2026
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Happily-Ever-After-Verse by Secretive_Chi_X
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Jan 2026
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- 33,984
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Kaiidth and K'oh-Nar by Secretive_Chi_X
Fandom Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
09 Dec 2023
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kinesthetic by niðavellir (KingPreussen) for idioticIntelligence
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 Aug 2024
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Deadpool waited a beat, trying to give his next move some actual thought, and then just blurted the first thing that came to his head. "Something up, web-head? Can Daddypool fix it?"
Bad move. Deadpool could almost see the frisson of distaste that ran up Spider-Man's spine, changing his lazy slouch into the couch cushions into sitting ramrod straight. His mouth was set in a hard line now and he stared straight ahead at the television for a long moment.
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Deadpool doesn't like seeing Spidey upset, but he never knows how to fix it. Until he does.
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- Part 6 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
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Bookmarked by Secretive_Chi_X
21 Jul 2026
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Lima syndrome (and other great first date ideas) by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Jul 2026
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Deadpool kidnaps Spider-Man and then quickly loses control of the situation. So, obviously, he does it again.
Bookmarked by Secretive_Chi_X
17 Jul 2026
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The Indulgence of Inefficiency by ceilingfan5
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series (TV)
02 Jul 2026
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Three months into their relationship, Spock and Jim are finding that they are working so well together that a minor setback feels intolerable. Spock takes the time to distract Jim, to get him out of his head and back into his physical body, and it works very, very well.
Bookmarked by Secretive_Chi_X
09 Jul 2026
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Three crayons and a dream by dreamypeter
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
08 Jul 2026
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Armed with his 24-step-plan to woo Peter to high heaven, Wade is ready to spend the best day of his life with his boyfriend, and to finally make him his fiance.
But of course, something always has to go sideways.
Or does it ?
Or in which Wade is ready to propose, the universe is not cooperative, and Peter saves the day.
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- Part 3 of Acts of Love
Bookmarked by Secretive_Chi_X
08 Jul 2026
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404 Spidey-Tingle Not Found by boredshyandbi
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 May 2026
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“Would it kill you to make a normal entrance every once in a while?”
“You usually catch me before I get to the jump-scare part,” Wade protested. “I think the real question here is why didn’t you turn around this time? Hm? If you think about it, you’re lucky it was your old pal Deadpool and not some perverted creep sneaking up on you.”
Spidey raised an eyebrow at him.
“Well, better the devil you know,” Wade muttered.
Or, Peter’s spidey-sense is missing in action, and Wade is determined to get to the bottom of it.
Bookmarked by Secretive_Chi_X
06 Jul 2026