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    "Kyle," Cartman called out sweetly, softly even as he backed him up, Kyle wasn't paying attention to where he was going. And Cartman used that to his advantage as he backed him up and watched him fall over the swing, now sitting on it with wide eyes. Cartman leaned down slightly, looking him in the eyes while he held him on the swing.

     

    "Mind your own fucking business." He repeated again, as if it was a normal sentence and not a threat. He pulled away with a completely emotionless expression, patting Kyle on the shoulder and watching him flinch at the contact. "Marsh is looking for you, by the way. I saw 'em when he was leaving the house. You should go find him. Oh, and, don't tell him about this, 'kay? Be a good little Jew!" His playful voice came back again, sounding like he was doing his usual teasing with Kyle. Kyle would've believed it, it sounded believable. But he knew that Cartman wasn't kidding this time.

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    Cartman is acting weird… Kyle is the only one who cares and is trying to figure out what’s happening. Stan is in love, and he’s also slowly questioning his sanity each time he sees Kenny with anyone else.. Can Kyle figure out what’s happening before it’s too late?

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    ⚠️(warnings also in the notes)
    Very Important. Please read. No hate. Not romanticised. Dark story. Not happy. No kids here. No Antis (there WON'T be rape, in case people were wondering, but there WILL be violence and abuse)⚠️

     

    "You get it now, don't you?" she asked, not waiting for any reply. Her arms took him carefully from the cold floor and moved him to a different spot with a soft material under him. 

    "I'm the only one you have now. Not the crystal gems. Not the Diamonds. Not your human friends either. Only me" the pink gem stated matter of factly.

    She sighed. She knows it isn't fair, it's not what he wanted her to do when he helped her that one time. Spinel clasped her hands together, lost in her memories of her time in the Garden. That's all I've ever know though, she thought with a pained expression.

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    6/?
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    A comic originally started in December of 2021, from a series of doodles that formed into a story about a sad little puppet salesman as the victim in a toxic and abusive relationship with a human teenager. Drawn and written by hand on paper, scanned with one of the shittiest scanners known to man, formatted in a way similar to webcomics or newspaper comics in which each page or strip would be their own installment. I will try and upload a page a day, I have a massive backlog of nearly 100 pages and it's nowhere close to finished at the time of this writing. Apologies for the informal summary, the comic didn't originally start as a comic with a clear plot direction, it just sort of happened. Mind the tags, don't say I didn't warn you. No doubt more will be added.

    Any coloring (there's not much) is by normal_author.

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    36/?
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    “jaehyunah,” he starts upon backing into a parking space, prompting the younger to pause and look at him at once. johnny takes in a breath, turning the key until the car goes soundless. “… what if these guys really are creeps?”

    the dark-haired man blinks a couple of times, dropping the hand that had been fiddling with his hair into his lap. “we leave, i guess,” he answers simply. “are you worried?”

    “not more than anyone else would be,” says the blonde.

    jaehyun smiles at johnny, reaching out to pinch his cheek. “let’s go, hyung. we’ll be fine as long as we stick together.”

    in that moment, and under jaehyun’s touch, johnny believes it.

    --

    johnny suh, an average student living an average life at mit, experiences a series of eerie and utterly horrifying events after begrudgingly agreeing to a night out with his childhood best friend, jaehyun jeong (who just so happens to be one of the most desirable people on campus), ends in catastrophe.

    through it all, however, the one thing he will never do is leave jaehyun's side — even if a couple of people die along the way.

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    Tommy dies and comes back to life once. He dies again and comes back to life yet again. Except for this time, he never appears in front of a maniac, he wakes up to warm hands and worried gazes. Gazes from dead and jaded people. People he knew that had never truly loved him.

    He panics, even more, when the maniac he vowed to never see again turns up a day later, just not in the way one was expecting. Tommy tries to wiggle himself out of this shithole before anything else happens. He attempts to leave. But every time they tug him back, they give him something more to stay for. And he doesn’t have the heart to leave those things and the people.

    Not when each time they tug him back it looks like they’re willing to change for him.

    He won't fall for those tricks again. (Who is he kidding?)

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    The other peak lords are fed up with Shen Qingqiu's lecherous snake-like no good ways. Being the kind (but fair) sect master, Yue Qingyuan suggest a reforming program to appease the other peak lords. Yue Qi hates that he has to punish his childhood beloved, but tries making the punishment as painless as possible.

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    Wilbur opened the door, slipping out into the darkness. The streetlights had gone out a few hours ago, leaving him plunged in total darkness. But Wilbur had lived in the town for the better part of his life, ever since he packed up and fled his family with nothing but a note. He knew the town, with or without the presence of light to help him.

    Tonight, instead of following the usual path — to the park, the abandoned factory, the metal towers and gay bars where he could walk through and feel the ghosts of people long gone, where he could lie on the ground as if pushed and pinned to it and let long buried tears spill out while the stars gleamed impassively above — he took a different turn.

    Or: Wilbur and Tubbo have spent the last 2 years of their life running from something rapidly catching up to them

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    How far can an addictive Mask push an ordinary teenager?

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    19/?
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    Peacemaker tells the team about multiple sexual experiences he's had
    They almost all involve spanking

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    Day drunk, Ed told him the truth with only a little bit of editing, focusing less on the murderous fantasies and more on the psychology of killing, the way his body had to operate separately from his mind, which he felt pretty confident that Stede could understand on some level. That the urge stuck with him, even when he tried to force it away.

    Stede, the person who lit fires next to bookshelves, began to analyze him.

    “Hang on a minute. You reached some type of understanding with yourself after the kraken fuckery, didn’t you? It was hard, but you were able to feel more at ease with yourself afterward, by seeing it play out?”

    OR

    Ed still wants to kill Stede after the fuckery. Stede has an idea.

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    Loyalty. What did it mean?

    As the Second Titan War raged across the United States, Half-Bloods began to pick sides. To some Half-Bloods, loyalty meant fighting for their godly parent. For some Half-Bloods it meant standing beside their friends. Sometimes those two definitions of loyalty clashed. They pulled to either side of the war.

    And sometimes, Half-Bloods picked the wrong side.

    When the war comes to a close, the traitor Luke Castellan repents of his actions long enough to kill Kronos and is given a funeral with honor. His final act granted him redemption. But what about the living? Who redeems them in the eyes of the gods?

    This is the story of three Half-Bloods who become sacrificial lambs on the altar of repentance to the Olympians. Because the Olympians have been called many things, but forgiving is not one of them.

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    Igniri's boredom masking a traumatic childhood event overwhelms her to the point her actions snowball her into the hands of the Dark Brotherhood. A chance encounter with a fool in need flips her world sideways, forcing her to come to grips with her past, and the present emotional turmoil of falling in love.

    A Cicero and Igniri dark love dramedy.

    Posted as cleaned up first draft.

    Thank you, adoring fans!

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    Chapters:
    40/40
    Comments:
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    Life is like a box of murder chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

    As an avid Fannibal, Kiara Harris spent most of her nights watching her favorite fucked-up characters navigate fucked-up situations from the warm comfort of her bed.

    She never thought she'd have to tread those bloody waters herself.

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    Ralph had died on the beach that day.

    Jack had made damn sure of it.

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    13/?
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    You might be the worst Death Eater to ever serve under Lord Voldemort, and he certainly agrees. Luckily or unluckily for you, he thinks you’d be perfect in the position as his personal assistant.

    (Read: POV you are Voldemort’s punching bag)

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    Link Jacobson of Outset Island has been searching for a way to rescue his sister from the menacing shadow descending on his world and with the help of a talking boat ( no he's not kidding ) guiding him he's at long last found where he needs to go.

    A sword awaits him but... Will taking this sword really be the answer to all his problems?

    Why does Link... Just have a bad feeling about this?

    ***

    Initiating Rest Cycle: Duration
    Seven Years.

    ***

    A retelling of The Legend of Zelda The Windwaker's final act which asks the simple question:

    What if Link had been too "young" to wield the Master sword just like before ...

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    On a supply run to a no longer inhabited moon, Lister contracts a disease that only affects those suffering from unrequited love. He claims he doesn't have feelings for anyone, but he is faced with a choice: honesty or death.

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    Trey runs a food blog and it's fine. Really. He enjoys it so much.

    Until he doesn't.

    Until his neighbour moves in suddenly across the hall.

    Until the stress is just much too much.

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    1/1
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    Life in the City has always been rough, this is doubly so for the poor folks living in the Backstreets. The Nests are where most residents aim to be, as they are known to be safe and secure. Most don't make it, but many try regardless. Failure means poverty, misery, and unfortunate deaths, after all.

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    Chapters:
    19/?
    Kudos:
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    1
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    Crawford is a secret agent apart of a unknown facility that specializes in containing or eliminating the out of ordinary and paranormal. He was sent to the small town in a unspecified area to investigate a string of murders and rumors of unusual creatures to help return the strange town back into a normal one. But it might become more difficult with time considering Crawford is a strange one himself...

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    4,490
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
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    2
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