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Showers make noise.
In his eighteen years of existence, Evan really ought to have figured this out by now.
(Or: ;) ;) ;) come on guys ;) ;) what ;) ;) do you think is gonna happen here ;) ;) )
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The Sudden Obliteration of Expectation by JulietRose
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
12 Jun 2020
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The majority of Evan’s thoughts after falling were not very coherent. Most of it was fairly obvious and to be expected after failing to kill yourself: there was the realization of what happened, the crushing sense of failure, and the pain. The pain was blinding. His head spun and it felt like gravity was working in reverse. But all of that was still preferable to what came after he went numb.
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- Part 1 of The Sudden Obliteration of Expectation
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- English
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- 107,085
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- 8/8
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Bookmarked by ProbablyNotCupid
08 Apr 2026
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I always forget how hard it is to go back to reading other fanfics for a pairing after reading one where the characterization is perfect.
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Professor Lee. Well-spoken and scarily clever and fifteen years older than Jisung, which should make him want him less, not more, but Jisung wants him so badly. He wants to be wanted by him.
Jisung has a fiction workshop every Wednesday. He also has a hopeless crush on his professor.
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- 53,243
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- 38/38
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19 Feb 2026
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Dude holy shit this is peak fiction
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Jisung thrives in the face of a challenge, and Professor Lee Minho is the most compelling he's ever faced. When intellect, impulse, and attraction intertwine, their scholarly interactions become a battlefield of seduction, logic, and desire.
“You know, you look young to be a professor.”
“I’m probably old enough to be your father.”
“That doesn’t mean much. My dad had me young. And honestly, poor impulse control might just run in the family.”
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15 Feb 2026
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My phone started jacking itself off
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Han Jisung enrolled in biochemistry to fulfill a requirement – not to spend every lecture throbbing, biting his lip bloody, and eventually jerking off in the third row while Professor Lee Minho lectured five meters away. He told himself he could just sit there, take notes, and pretend the professor’s low voice and rolled-up sleeves weren’t slowly killing him.
Well, he was wrong.
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The one in which Han Jisung is a young, shameless, needy disaster who keeps coming to class for his hot professor… until the hot professor finally decides to do something about it. Featuring A LOT of sexual tension.
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15 Feb 2026
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I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT!!! FUCK ALL YALL!!!
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The last thing Soobin ever wanted was to be associated with his sworn enemy, Choi Yeonjun from Grade 12, Class 9. He was loud, annoying, and he always went out of his way to make Soobin’s day the worst.
So when Soobin goes to sleep as an eighteen-year-old senior and wakes up eight years later in an unfamiliar bedroom, wearing a wedding ring and being called “dad” by a four-year-old, he’s certain this has to be a nightmare.
Because somehow, he’s married to Choi Yeonjun and they have a kid..?
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14 Feb 2026
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Morty has been in prison for several years. Ripped away from his daughter when she was young and having no contact with the family he had grown in only a few years of being back on earth.
Until he is set to be pen pals with his grandson. Something about trying to reform prisoners. Setting them up with kids to try and get them to have some kind of connection with the outside world or something. Morty isn’t actually told much. Most of it done by random.
This will be a big mistake for the prison.
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04 Feb 2026
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Rick is addicted, but not to drugs or alcohol. Nope, Rick is 100% a porn junkie. And not just any porn. Incest porn. He visits the adult theater, 'Cest It Up Cinema, on the Citadel so often, the other movie-goers have dubbed him "Regular Rick". When Rick finds a Morty sneaking in to watch incest porn too, he immediately forms a bond with him, and they both become a regular sight in the theater.
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27 Nov 2025
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When Morty accidentally travels back in time, can he count on Rick to get him home?
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25 Nov 2025
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When Husk starts acting strangely and Angel’s curiosity gets the best of him, our two favourite sinners will have to learn to listen to each other in order to turn an uncomfortable situation into something much more pleasant for them both.
Alternatively, Husk is in heat, but it’s not all fun and games and when Angel finds out, he wants to help him feel better.
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The Difference Between Medicine and Poison is in the Dose by deus_regina
Fandoms: Rick and Morty
02 Dec 2025
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Rick develops an addiction to Citadel pornography while attempting to avoid hurting his own Morty.
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19 Nov 2025
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I DON’T WANNA READ UNTIL IT’S DONE BUT I’M TWEAKING CAUSE IT SOUNDS SO FUCKING FIRE AHDHFKSKS
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two idiots try to be in love
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10 Oct 2025
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Cartman bets he can break his previous bike-jumping record. Kyle bets he cannot. Cartman bets that if he can make said jump, Kyle will have to own-up to his end of their old fourth grade bet, and give him head. Kyle accepts this bet, since he obviously, cannot lose.
Cartman wins and now Kyle, is totally, screwed.
...Only thing Cartman never betted on, however? Finally realizing he's got actual feelings for Kyle.
Now, they're both screwed.
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25 Sep 2025
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My compulsive need to bookmark anything over vague word limit
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Entry #401: It's annoying when you look at me (Your eyes are so blue) by Reoseiverse
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
19 Sep 2025
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Rin had a book. And before you ask— no, it wasn’t a death note. (He wished it was, though.) It wasn't anything interesting, really, just a book filled with entries that catalogued his feelings. He had no will for it, unfortunately; his therapist made him start this stupid habit of writing down his tepid feelings in that ugly book.
So far, the list was filled with colourful words of annoyance, a bunch of juxtapositions that made him wanna puke, and mostly, his stupid, lukewarm piece-of-shit brother.
Until Isagi came into picture.
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Till hates PE, Ivan is okay with it. But, when their old coach comes back, he is fucking awful. Till, somehow, begins to hate PE even more.
When they’re forced to do military-like training in fucking PE class, Till can’t help but act like a whiny bitch. Luckily for him, Ivan is into that.
Maybe, he's a little too into it...
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Did you like my drawing? by Dragonetti_X
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
05 Jan 2023
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Ena shows Mafuyu a drawing, and when she gets another "it's ok", she can't help but ask if Mafuyu really doesn't feel emotions.
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Now, it's her personal goal to draw some sort of reaction out of her.
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- 2,597
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Bookmarked by ProbablyNotCupid
29 Aug 2025
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This is so peak I love the characterizations
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your side of the bed by sweatybakugo
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
30 Jul 2025
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seven days.
that's how long shoto has to prove the kiss wasn't a mistake.
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“No,” Bakugo shook his head slowly. “You got a good thing going with her. I ain't gonna be the guy who fucks it up for you. You're just… confused.”
He's spiraling, pacing the space between them. Trying to find justification for it, when Shoto couldn't even find reasoning for it himself. All he knew was that he wanted Bakugo. In the way he should've wanted Yaoyorozu.
And that… really complicated things, didn't it?
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17 Aug 2025
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"What-- what are you doing in my head?" Michael demands to the Squip.
"I am going to destroy Jeremy Heere." The Squip responds coldly, "The question here is wether you want to assist me or get in my way.." Michael takes a sudden step backwards as the Squip advances on him once more, towering over him.
"Obey and I will become your best friend, Michael. I'll help you get the revenge you know you so desperately deserve.." The Squip begins with a gentle smile, watching Michael in intrigue.
"Disobey and I will make your life a living hell. I will torture you to get to Jeremy." It threatens him calmly, its smile vanishing from its face.
He wouldn't even consider the thought of betraying Jeremy. Jeremy is his Player 2. Jeremy is his favourite person.
"No," Michael states as firmly as he can, his voice cracking slightly out of fear, "I won't let you hurt him again. I'll stop you. I'll get you out of my head."
"As you wish, Michael." The Squip hisses, a grin creeping onto its lips, "I anticipated your resistance. And I will break you into pieces to make Jeremy pay."OR: Jeremy's Squip seeks revenge by torturing and breaking the one person who Jeremy loves more than anyone else: Michael Mell.
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Bookmarked by ProbablyNotCupid
31 Jul 2025
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Hello? This was literally fucking amazing 11k is nowhere near enough hits for this thing.
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"Yummy meal mm chomp" "THATS MY DICK!!!!!!" by soup_lover39
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
30 May 2025
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Basically they suck each other off then tsukasa jerks akito off and edges him and they kiss and i gave tsukasa a spit kink whoops ^^'
I swear this is good just walk with me now....
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- Part 11 of Cole’s Akikasa Brainrot Arc
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28 Jul 2025
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That Time I Got Reincarnated as the Vile Character in the Odyssey by Zenny_Pie
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
18 Jul 2025
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Anton Vale, cast as Antinous in the live-action Epic: The Musical, wakes up reincarnated as the actual villain in The Odyssey. With death looming and the prince, Telemachus, eyeing him with hate, he must rewrite a fate that was never his to begin with.