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    Cartman doesn't know how to be nice or romantic, at all.

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    Cartman stepped closer. The malicious sneer that lit up his face reminded Kyle of a snarling dog.

    "I want to see you break, Kyle. I want to see you suffer. I always have."

    The redhead decided it wasn't easy to close his eyes on the truth, once they'd been forced open.

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    South Park superhro AU focusing on Mysterion and Professor Chaos.

    Mysterion and his partner ThunderStorm protects the town of South Park from everyday evil. The two are inseperable until one fateful night ThunderStorm goes missing. Within hours he is made into South Parks greatest villain, deemed "Professor Chaos" by no other than The Coon. Mysterion goes throught the stages of grief as he tries to bring back ThunderStorm in all his glory. However sometimes you can't go back to how things use to be.

    Notes: There isn't any shipping content in this AU besides Creek. Everyone else is single and stays that way to the very end. Feel free to ship the characters but do not expect anything of that sort in the AU. Everyone in this AU are 18-20 years old (Graduated High Scool) because I felt like the school aspect wasn't needed for this AU.

    Enjoy this AU and want more content? Follow @Sp_forgotten_days on instagram for more info and updates on this AU!

    (Fics that inspired this AU: "What Happened to Electroheart?" (AO3) and a discontinued fic (will edit this part when I can find it/remember its name))

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    In South Park, Kenny's life sucks. I want to try and change that.

    Hey guys, sorry if this upsets anyone but this fic doesn't have a set update schedule and I don't plan on giving it one (yet). I am currently working on another fic at the moment and I told myself I would finish that one before I got myself involved in anything else. I only decided to write this since I recently got into South Park and I hate forgetting ideas. Anyway, hope you guys have a great rest of your day. - CreatorXXIII =)

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    After growing apart right before high school, Stan and Kyle need to rekindle their broken friendship in order for both of them to graduate.

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    Una serie de incidentes desafortunados hacen que eric tenga que refugiarse en la persona menos capacitada para cuidarlo, su medio hermano mayor, Scott Tenorman que con solo 16 años ya habia adoptado a uno de los niños que eric mas odiaba, pip pirrup

    PD: se tomaron libertades creativas con la historia guerras del streaming de south park

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    Domestic bliss in the kyman household is shattered when Cartman finds out kids are singing mean songs about his husband

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    In 1985, the AIDS epidemic was running rampant through America, along with the stigma attached to this terrible illness.

    Craig Tucker is working hard to desperately try to alleviate himself and his sister out of poverty, and out of the grips of their alcoholic father. Tweek Tweak, is a young student who lives under the thumb of his wealthy parents, who would rather build their corporate empire than to care about their own family.

    Their fates are forever changed, when their lives become intertwined.

    Disclaimer: This story contains violence, profanity, some sexual content and other potentially very triggering content.

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    This is what happens when Craig’s friends drag him places solely for the ourpose of getting him in a relationship with a certain blonde. Said friends are certain that they can get the two boys together in no time. Then again, with misunderstandings, mixed signals, homophobes and Tweek’s overthinking nature, the two of them becoming a thing is easier said than done.

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    “Listen here jew, I like you.. Please consider me?” The large boy yelps as he holds a box of chocolates and flowers while confessing his love. “I don’t- oh fuck off- it’s not funny too toy with my emotions like this.” The ginger responds.

    CREDITS TO OakBox ON YOUTUBE FOR ORIGINAL IDEA!

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    Perfectly sane and normal teenagers of South Park experience a cult awakening, perfectly normal. Partnered with high testosterone levels and homosexual tendencies.

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    Kyle joins a Facebook competition that partners you up with a stranger. Though Kyle is reluctant at first, he quickly changes his mind when he meets his partner, the mysterious Britney; and now that Kyle has fallen, he can’t help but wonder who the (wo)man behind the mask is.

    Spoiler alert: it’s not a woman...

    [Biweekly updates on Fridays and Mondays]

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    guhhh

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    Due to a simple errand, Kyle falls victim to a lightening strike that somehow turned him into a girl. Now he must adapt to life as a female.

    It’s definitely going to be a rollercoaster especially with senior year, exam season and his feelings for a blonde.

    But what Kyle didn’t expect was that, there is more to that weird storm. She suddenly finds herself in a fight to stay alive.

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    This is based on an ongoing AU on Instagram that I made called BloodPark. If you're interested in seeing BloodPark, search @askbloodpark on Instagram! (This story is also spoilers for BloodPark!)

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    Wendy and Eric have a company together, it's the 10th year anniversary of their business going so successfully well. How do they celebrate? getting drunk and fucking of course.

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    When one of Cartman’s pranks goes horribly wrong, he disappears for five years, only to return completely different.
    Kyle wants to know what happened, even if it means risking his own mental health to find out.

    ~ ♡ ~

    title is from 'ballad of the mighty i' by noel gallagher

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    Tweek no longer has to worry about underwear gnomes, but maybe he should be more worried about the thing watching him while he sleeps.

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    It was a sticky sort of situation she'd continuously find herself in. She blamed it on the adrenaline. At times, it tasted sweet like candy but mostly sour, like acid. The excitement never failed.

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    “Stop stressing out, bitch.” A rough voice whispered in her ear. “No one will find us here; the music’s too loud for anyone to hear.” He bit on her lip, and she kissed him hard in response. He was right, after all. No one had noticed their absence, and given the time, everyone was either too drunk or in the same state as they were in, hiding away in the nearest closet, sucking at each other’s faces senselessly.

     

    She promised it was the last time she, Wendy Testaburger, fell for the antics of the world’s first-class narcissist, Eric Cartman.

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    Fanart done by Min (Minthe_Draws, @_minthe_draws) please go give them all the love, they did an excellent job!

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