InAMomentOfWeakness



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    “Blaster: Communications Specialist.”

    “Yessir.”

    “Query: explain current position?”

    “What, you think a sound system can’t run out, guns blazing?”

    Blaster has never seen Soundwave’s face, but he’s pretty sure the mech is deadpanning at him.
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    or; what's better than being cut off from your team and taken prisoner on an alien planet? Being cut off from your team and taken prisoner on an alien planet alongside a bot who Blaster swears by Primus' sacred aft is an off-brand version of himself.

    (Soundwave disagrees, but that's besides the point.)

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Techno slammed his fists against the transparent wall of his prison, trying his best to break it down. His captors backed up, whistling anxiously to each other.

    He gave the barrier another loud crack, delightedly watching as they scrambled away in abject terror.

    Nodding in satisfaction, he turned around to meet the eyes of two other prisoners that had been thrown into his cell.

    He froze.

    Right.

    There were now aliens in his cell.

    And he probably just scared the hell out of them.

     

    Or: Humans are a dangerous race feared by all on an intergalactic scale. Techno, a human ex-soldier that was abducted by aliens 18 months ago, is biding his time in captivity.

    This changes when two young aliens are sent into his cell to die.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Fanfic of another fanfic, heavily inspired by "Operation: I am Human" by StandingBi.

    The Justice League believes Batman is a cryptid due to his tendency to use bird calls, hisses and grunts rather than words, odd mannerisms and other pieces of evidence that don't help Bruce's case. He struggles to clear the misunderstanding and continues making poor social decisions, which only fuels the fire.

    Chap 1: Hal gets the crazy idea to flash a laser pointing during a Justice League meeting. Bruce believes a sniper has somehow broken into headquarters, and chases after the laser. Everyone gravely misinterprets the situation, believing it to be some sort of instinctual urge. It spirals into something comedic, and entirely avoidable.

    + Various instances of the JL charting Bruce’s poor social skills to an animalistic instinct.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Ghost had been sure, many times in his life, that he had the worst luck in the world. Now, he could make that the worst luck in the fucking universe. Getting captured by aliens wasn't his idea of a nice Sunday, yet here he was.

    The 141 knows very little about humans. They're fearsome, dangerous creatures from an even worse planet. The few expeditions foolish enough to get close disappeared entirely. The one report salvaged from a lucky ship, a long time ago, isn't really helping.
    They have to figure out what to do with the one in front of them.

    Or, humans are space orcs but make it COD.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    One of the best ways to show a bot from another Tribe that you are very serious about pursuing them is to actually pursue them. Then catch them, then tie them up and... Well. The steps varry depending on a miriad of factors.

    But at least the steps are very clearly defined. The legends and stories are plentiful. The protocol is solid.

    And Prowl is much better at social interractions when he has a solid protocol to rely on.

    So that's how he plans to respond to Jazz's flirtation.

    Jazz honestly didn't expect that.

    Not that he's complaining.

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    21 Jun 2026