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“Isn’t this nice?” says Aziraphale with badly feigned casualness the next time Crowley stops by for a late night drink.
Crowley is all set to reply, words lined up in his mouth waiting to go, when Aziraphale adds,
“I mean, all of the books and furniture and bottles of wine and things?”
Aziraphale nests. Crowley relearns some crucial facts about angelic courtship rituals.
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15 Mar 2026
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When You've Eliminated the Impossible.... by JAC_is_procrastinating_again for SpaceGiraffe
Fandoms: Sherlock (BBC TV 2010), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Feb 2026
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....what remains, however ineffable, must be the truth.
Or:
Sherlock and Watson are in Soho on a case.
John meets an excitable bookseller (who's clearly as gay as a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide) and his grumpy but stylish "friend".
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06 Feb 2026
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One Year, Two Men, Three Rules, One Secret to Discover.
Or, in anticipation of Taskmaster's 10th anniversary, Alex takes on a secret task for himself, and gets far more than he bargained for.
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- Part 116 of Taskmaster Collection
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11 Nov 2025
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“So, let me get this straight,” Crowley said, dragging that r a little for best effect. “Your librarian asks for an escort, and the first person you think of is me?”
When tabloid reporter Anthony Crowley gets roped into posing as the loving partner of their intern’s fussy librarian friend for an infernal wedding in the country, he has an inkling that he won’t come out of that little spot of bother unscathed. There is more to Aziraphale than meets the eye, and soon Crowley will discover that relationships are not for the faint of heart.
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01 Sep 2025
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"Confidential journals,” Aziraphale calls them. Well, if he’d been so concerned with keeping his precious diaries safe from prying yellow eyes, maybe he shouldn’t have abandoned said eyes alone on Earth and fucked off back to Heaven.
A story about the following, in no particular order: boxing up old memories, unpacking even older ones, lots and lots of red wine, Muriel trying on sunglasses they're not supposed to, neatly looping cursive, Crowley getting his groove back, and an angel and a demon who are figuring love out.
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- Part 1 of Dog-Eared & Illuminated
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01 Sep 2025