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Kakashi eagerly buys the newest book written by Jiraiya.
Except ... the characters seem awfully familiar.
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- Part 4 of Eternal Rivals Creators Challenge 2025
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So. The thing is …
Gai is strong.
(Who doesn’t want to read a fic of Kakashi being thirsty for his big, strong boyfriend? ;) )
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- Part 3 of Eternal Rivals Creators Challenge 2025
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He thinks about Rin, about Obito. About both of their fathers, both gone for so long now and about the countless others that have come before and will come after.
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- Part 2 of Eternal Rivals Creators Challenge 2025
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Kakashi has always prided himself on knowing what to do in a situation. He’s trained for it from a young age and, while some outcomes have been less than desirable at best and downright traumatic at worst, nothing has prepared him for this.
Love.
A first love to be exact.
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- Part 1 of Eternal Rivals Creators Challenge 2025
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I really need to stop fucking him, Buggy thinks.
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Eternal Rivals Creators Challenge 2025 by offensiveagentpie
Fandom Naruto (Anime & Manga)
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Sanji has a nightmare and needs help escaping the lingering fear. Zoro obliges.
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12 Jun 2026
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Sanji puts all his effort into their meals, especially on birthdays, but never receives the same love and attention on his own birthday. Zoro decides to do something about it.
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11 Jun 2026
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“Two years is a long time, Zoro. Too long to have your effort thrown back in your face. Even if it’s the same words and the same old argument, the stakes have changed.”
Or: The crew reunite after 2 years, and Zoro reassesses the weight of his words against his regard for Sanji.
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09 Jun 2026
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An Angel who did not so much Fall In Love as Settle Into It Gradually by TheLadyZephyr
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
01 Jul 2019
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Crowley was standing in the middle of the room, hands in his pockets, looking a little lost. Aziraphale eyed the distance between them. Five steps. Five steps, and six thousand years, and a battlefield spanning an eternity.
The story of the little moments over the millennia that shape an angel’s regard for a demon, and the way he slowly, with great reluctance but inevitable surety, falls in love.
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09 Jun 2026
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i'd do the stars with you any time by inthestarsisyourhome
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
05 Apr 2026
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Of course Sanji wants him. Any sane person with eyes and a functioning bloodstream would want him: Zoro’s broad and scarred in ways that catch the eye instead of repelling it and cursed with a body that moves like it was carved for violence and then, for some reason, accessorised with those tiny elegant little earrings that make Sanji want to bite things.
Or: Sanji arranges one special night to get Zoro out of his system once and for all.
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29 Apr 2026