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    “You’re huge,” the stranger gasps as his eyes rake over Chan’s form.
    Even though the stranger isn’t actually touching him, Chan bristles at the intensity of his stare.
    “I bet your knot is even bigger,” the stranger whispers.
    The stranger must take Chan’s silence as permission to continue, because when he opens his mouth his words are even more foul.
    “You have no idea how badly I want to sit on it, fuck. Please let me sit on your knot.”

    Language:
    English
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    10,289
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    292
    Bookmarks:
    48
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    1878
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    Group chat with Just the Inazuma people cuz why not shawty

    Language:
    English
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    21,322
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    317
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    8450
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    A string of strange murders shows some signs of demon involvement, but that's no surprise to you since Red Grave City has become the capital of all things demonic ever since the Qliphoth incident. You're a detective trying to catch the culprit behind these violent crimes, but you soon realize that you can't do it alone...you need a little help from the notorious mercenary known as Dante, the Legendary Devil Hunter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,216
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    117
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2655
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    Molly finds a crumpled up love letter in her bestie’s bin and knows what she has to do.

    NOTE: please read first chapter for TW and important authors note

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    English
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    8,077
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    149
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    “Hey there. Does your father happen to be a baker?”

    Caitlyn raised an eyebrow in confusion.

    “Because you look sweet as a cupcake.” The woman replied, giving Caitlyn a smooth wink.

    “Oh my god. That was quite honestly the most cheesy pick-up line I've ever heard.” She groaned through her hands that were now covering her face.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,371
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    491
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    Lio makes his move.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,093
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    103
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    A lot has changed on Cybertron since the end of the war and some days are harder to adapt than others, but Starscream would say their collective sacrifice was probably worth it.

    It definitely helps that he's not alone anymore.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,138
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    186
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    Thomas bumps (literally) into Alexander. And discovers he is really bad at flirting

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,132
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    140
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    Gwaine is a different type of sugar daddy, and Merlin can’t say he’s opposed to it.

    Series
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    English
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    784
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    235
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    “Suga, is your name actually osteoporosis?”

    “Daichi, no!”

    “Because you give me a serious bone condition.”

    Suga groaned and pretended to bang his head on the steering wheel. “You’re the worst.”

    “Correction, I have the best medical pickup lines. And because I’m a medic I know your body better than you do. I’ll be more than happy to give it a thorough examination at any time. ”

    Karasuno Ambulance Company meets up once again with familiar faces to work the long weekend of The Miyagi Melee- a rock concert where sound is more important than talent. Featuring many bad medical pickup lines, off-duty shenanigans, and the constant love of two medics trying to wrangle their team along with a hoard of drunk concert goers. What better way to spend a weekend?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,368
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    288
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    Sirius finds a muggle book of bad pick-up lines and makes it Remus' problem.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,291
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    483
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    A whole lot of new stories telling us how Sirius and Regulus got their ears pierced, why everyone is so determined about finding out Peter's middle name, why James wanted Lyra to break up with her boyfriend and how Remus is to blame for a plate full of fried potatoes next to Sirius' bed. Or in other words: how did Minnie manage not to suffer a dozen heart attacks while those lunatics terrorized the school?!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,355
    Chapters:
    14/22
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    420
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    Steve's been swinging and missing all summer, Robin decides it's time to bring back the whiteboard.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,193
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    405
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    1806
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    A collection of little one-shots based around Bad Pick-Up Lines.

    A variety of settings, but all to do with Yugi and Atem being bad at flirting and resorting to hilarious, cheesy pick-up lines.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,468
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    894
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    "You like because and you love despite"

    Diese Geschichte ging nach mehrjähriger (!!) Überlegung tatsächlich in eine andere Richtung, als sie geplant war, und das ist gut so.

     

    Zusammenfassungen kann ich nicht gut, darum nehmt diese traurige Entschuldigung einer Inhaltsangabe:

    Kai und Yuriy sind zwei wandelnde Disaster. Ein freilaufender Takao stiftet Unruhe, während Max das F-Wort lernt - und verwendet! Stay tuned.

    Language:
    Deutsch
    Words:
    5,623
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    47
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    життя сону було б в рази легшим, якби він був хоч трішечки уважнішим. і якби він не приховував симпатію до баристи, який працював у кампусі.

    Language:
    Українська
    Words:
    2,467
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    30
    Hits:
    34
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    Eivor breaks her wrist and ends up at the ER, high on painkillers. Unfortunately for her, the nurse is a beautiful redhead.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,091
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    346
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    After a fight, Alec wants to apologize to Jace. Alec finds him drunk in Hunter's Moon.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    623
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    221
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    Makoto attempts to play cupid out of pure boredom yet Ei still somehow meets Yae with the help of Wikihow.

    (CHATFIC BUT WITH IMESSAGE IMAGES.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    148
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    420
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    your call sign is 'bambi' & bradley wants to use a pickup line to approach you. but none of it seems right. i wonder why....

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    470
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    124

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