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    Then there’s the apron. On one hand, it makes sense: Napoleon can be pretty precious about his clothes, so obviously he’d want to protect them. Even so, there’s something about Napoleon wearing one that makes Illya’s mind skip like a broken record. The top is too narrow on his broad chest, and the way it’s cinched in the back just emphasizes his tapered waist, like some parody of daintiness that doesn’t fit Napoleon Solo at all. And yet, somehow he looks like he belongs in it, like it’s the most natural thing in the world.

    (Napoleon wears a lot of random aprons. Illya never expected to be affected by such things. Or, five times Illya sees Napoleon in an apron and has thoughts about it, and one time he acts on those thoughts.)

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    Horror is put up with Sans being such an idiot. Too bad he's also one. Neither of them knows a thing about love.

    Sansgust - Universe Hopping

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    Stephanie could feel Gotham crumbling around her. It'd been like that for as long as she could remember. Before her father, before the Bats, before all of it. When she was a little girl and it was just her mother and her, her father never home, her mother refusing to answer questions about him, till she just learned to stop asking. Sometimes, she’d make up stories as to where he was, in the army and deployed, a businessman traveling abroad, always “he’ll be back soon”. She was pretty sure that’s where she got the endless optimism from. At least it appeared endless. Everyone has a breaking point. She hadn’t hit hers. Yet.

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    or, a rather self indulgent fic with steph dami bonding, a weepy shower in the dark, two girls bonding on their way home and a bit of stephcass

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    Izuku has spent his whole life running. He never imagined his dreams would consist of him running from the only man who cared about him; one who was now hungry for blood.


     

    "That's not funny."

     

    "It was just a joke," he grumbles.

     

    "It wasn't funny,"

     

    "Why not?"

     

    "I thought you had actually died. I thought I had let a child die."

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    Clay makes sure Jesse and her friends are well-fed before they head off.

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    Jake and Javy were eight and nine and kids on a playground, and then they were thirteen and separated by moving vans and 1,500 miles.
    Now, they're twenty-nine and home at the Machado's for Christmas.
     

    So Jake stands in the hallway of Javy's teenhood home with nothing to offer, nothing to give. Just his own hands, his blood, the breath in his lungs. But that's not anything Javy wants at 9:30 in the morning and certainly not on the carpets of his teenhood home.

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    It started with a brownie. A shimmery brownie.// Todo empezó con un brownie. Uno muy brilloso.

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    *See tags for TW*

    Quinntana would work so well in season 1 imo, so this is that.

    Rachel Berry buys Jacob's loyalty with another set of undergarments plus Finn does not sing at dinner, and Will and Teri are divorced - everything is smooth sailing, keeping Quinn's pregnancy a secret a little longer, though changing Quinn's relationship with everything and everyone around her.

     

    Also, it's 2022. I'm aware no one is reading this. This is completely self-indulgent.

    Side-note: The timeline of events is probably gonna get a little wonky because I don't care that much and I'm rewriting anyway so fuck it.

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    The first commandment was an answer that neither had to miss. The second was recognition; he kissed her but not her lips. Three of them were a choir dancing without a fight, if the definition made it clear that biting was a must. Then the fourth, and the fifth, his eyes, her breath, and her rise, her fervor, his earnest devotion. If he asked her, You must be hungry? and she prodded, So are you, she'd ask him, Why are you waiting? and he would saunter, Because it's you.

    And I – he didn't ask her if it was terrible for him to want, well-aware that she would thrust him with a finger inside his mouth – love you.

    He was a record that a monster would never bust, pillowed where a mask could slice him where it hurts, and moments from an answer when he asked her for a bite. Because what was worship without desire, without the world for a feast? What was worship when the lorde whispered that she could eat?

    Sausage, miso, mackerel, and bread: it wasn't breakfast until he kissed her, then he was supple within her hands. It wasn't breakfast until she wore him and found him somewhere on her lips.
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    Et oui, c'est pratiquement un marronnier ici aussi, mais à certaines traditions, on serait bien en mal de déroger. Voici encore une fois un nouvel alphabet de l'été. Les ratings et fandoms, comme vous y êtes habitué•es seront indiqués dans les entêtes de chapitres.

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    Harold didn't expect to live through the war with Samaritan. He didn't expect to make it off that last rooftop. He didn't expect one ill-advised night spent tangled up with John to have any lasting consequences.

    He should have learned to expect the unexpected by now.

    Or, after the fall of Samaritan, Harold learns he's pregnant. Where does a man who's lost so much go from there?

    Updates on Saturdays and Wednesdays.

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    Vegas played a big part in that day's meeting, but his idiot cousin Tankhun ruins everything. Now, Pete has to comfort him.

    a.k.a

    A few times when Pete, that uninteresting bodyguard, surprised Khun Vegas.

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    Living is exhausting.

    Breathing is a nuisance. Eating is a chore. The people around him want him to be full. Rintarou wants to be empty.

    He hates it. He hates being surrounded by this suffocating world filled with other people. He hates the feeling of being full.

    So, he makes himself empty, both inside and out.

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    'Between their shared interests and enthusiasm, their prior loneliness, Kari's passion for cooking and Milo's apparent passion for eating, the two of them fit together like missing puzzle pieces. They both knew it deep down.'

    Kari is a compassionate girl on the geeky side with budding culinary talents. After her family had to move halfway across the country, Kari is unable to adjust in her new school where she is an outcast. To make matters worse, these teachers have a perchant for pair-up assignments. Naturally she no one to pair with for them but fellow outcast, Milo. Finding him a bit odd and even unpleasant at first, she learns that they have things in common and soon they form a special bond. But after she comes to understand him, she realizes something about herself that becomes the bane of her existence.

    Setup for a plot-based weight gain/feedism story featuring a BHM feedee and FFA feeder (yes) who discover and accept themselves. Please read the beginning notes for important info.

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    Klaus rolled his eyes. “Oh, there you go again trying to pretend as if you’re not loved. You’re loved, okay? I love you. Don’t look so panicked,” he added with a laugh when Five’s eyes widened. “I know you love me too.”

    “I’m leaving this conversation.”

    “I will show you just how much I love you, just you wait.”

    Five teleported away and Klaus started working on a plan.

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    Eight sequential drabbles after Mac gets his Food Safety Certificate.

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    Ainosuke must have believed he could distract Tadashi with oysters and alcohol and that this would all go very smoothly, and he would have been right. But Ainosuke could not distract himself from his own nerves. He’d had a glass and a half of champagne and had been distractedly quiet for some time, studying Tadashi as he ate, inhaling and rising up every so often as if to speak, and then looking around instead with a shake of his head. Eventually, after tracing a fingernail along the wooden picnic bench’s surface for some time, he spoke up.

    “I don’t know if you remember,” he said, oddly loud and fast. “It was some time ago. The first time we ate oysters together.”

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    “Christing fuck,” Hank says. “I take it you’re happy with the news?”

    Connor nods, one sharp clear motion. “I am pleased to be given a new case. I am extra pleased to be given a case that has the potential to help negotiations between our people.” He pauses. “And I find I am - excited - to experience travel to a new continent with you.”

    Connor and Hank, as the premiere human-android detective team, are sent to Paris to assist on a case involving unusual android-human crimes. Connor's internal protocol seem to be evolving, but Connor is unaware as to how he should label these emotions going forward. Hank is just mostly pissed off, intrigued, or pissed off and intrigued at the same time. As it turns out, they're also both fucking idiots, especially for and about each other.

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    midoriya's mom ditches him as soon as he turns eighteen. given that this happens a couple months after nezu gets rid of the dorm system, this leaves him homeless for a while, until he gets sick and has to call aizawa to help him. aizawa helps him out.

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    They weren’t the same people that had followed each other belowdecks for the first time, age and experience had changed their bodies and chipped away at both good and bad traits. The sea had gotten into their bones and salted their hair and mixed with their blood.
    And yet, here they were.

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