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“Ah, Jamil, well you see, Kalim and I were doing an assignment in class when-” Crewel snapped his whip causing both of the boys to jump, “This pup fell asleep in the MIDDLE of making a potion causing it to explode all over his partner.” He finished.
Silver brought a hand to his forehead with shame, “Yes, that.”
Jamil could already feel the onslaught of gray hairs he was about to get just from this interaction alone, taking a deep resounding breath, he inquired, “What kind of potion was it and how serious is the situation?” Depending on their answer, hopefully this predicament wouldn’t be as strenuous as Jamil thought and maybe he would have some peace for the evening.
Crewel sighed, and stared at Jamil before stating, “It was originally supposed to be a simple reversal concoction, turning plants into seeds and bugs into larvae,” Jamil physically shivered. Crewel massaged his temples, “What it ISN’T supposed to do is revert human beings back into children.”
Well out of all things, that..didn’t seem so bad. Babysitting Kalim was nothing new to him after all.
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After a potion mishap Kalim is now a child! Jamil is the one to deal with the consequences
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“How much trouble would you be in if something bad happened to me? Like, would you be punished? Or would it just be like, like oops! Oh well, good thing we have more, and maybe they'd just shunt you down the line to look after Farid instead? Or even just…let you off the hook?”
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20 Jun 2026
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Note: the intended issues/illnesses, while fully up to reader interpretation and not necessarily comprehensive, go as follows:
Jamil: perfectionism (not always a mental ilness, but in jamils case? ...yeah), anxiety, anger issues, general emotional incompetence despite intellect, parentification, control issues, probably some mild GI issues due to being a poison tester (though it could be explained by his general chronic stress) (high cortisol jamil), inferiority complex that has conversely created a symbiotic superiority complex
Kalim: ADHD, dyslexia, c-ptsd, possible age regression? (Kinda just how he is, but he defaults to cutsy childhood aspects when stressed), neuropathy caused by SA/poisoning, general complications common with CSA, also mild ocd?, purity complex, sacrificial lamb complex? (Is that a thing? He knows he's a sacrifice deep down), GI issues (not going into all of those complications tho, mainly because I don't think people would want to read it)
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strawberry tarts and other love languages by the_nameless_ramekin
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
19 Apr 2026
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“That weird redhead guy? All he does is stare angrily at our food,” Epel says, leaning over Trey’s crouched position to wipe a dash of icing sugar off the window. “He looks mad all the time.”
“Maybe he’s on a diet,” Silver suggests.
“Maybe he’s gluten free,” Ruggie adds.
“Maybe he’s homophobic,” says Rook. When several pairs of eyes stare at him pointedly, he responds, “what? Are we not all children of the rainbow?”
“You talk like a millennial self-help book,” Jamil says, rolling his eyes.
“And anyway,” Ace adds, “it’s not like we’re all wearing name tags that say 'I Like Dick'.”
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In the middle of the concrete jungle corporate district of the Night Raven Business Hub, Clover Bakery sticks out as a welcome interruption with its generous doling out of baked goods, advice, and warmth. After years of uneventful peace, it's about high time that the Bakery's in for a serving of romance and a heaping of chaos.
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