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Barty decides, Evan is just too pretty to be standing on the side of the road like that. And Barty has a preference for pretty things. So he wonders, almost idly, what that pretty face will look like after he ruins it.
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Evan wonders what would happen if he decided to climb onto Barty's lap right now, mid-drive and kiss him stupid. Rut against him like a feral fucking animal.
They'd crash and die like roadkill. That's what would happen. Oh well, that's fine. These things happen. Tragic, sure, but sacrifices must be made. -
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Evan unlocks the door to their apartment. "Hey babe, I'm home," he calls while toeing off his boots before turning right to head into the kitchen, heaving the heavy shopping bags over his shoulder. "Fuck, grocery shopping the day before Christmas Eve is my own special kind of hell. Too many people — which I hate by default. Zero parking — that's on me, though; I shouldn't have taken the Cayenne. And, worst of all, the heating in those stores makes me want to rip my clothes off. And I don't think that's what Frank meant when he sang 'Make the Yuletide gay', and since I already have a warning for public indecency — thanks to you — I'm not doing that again—"
He stops in his tracks.
The kitchen is a mess. At first glance, that's not out of the ordinary when living with Barty Crouch Jr., but there is red splatter everywhere — on the counters, the cabinets, the appliances, the floor, the walls, even the ceiling.
Again.
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Sometimes your boyfriend doesn't know the proper way to peel a pomegranate, and sometimes he's just hungry for cock. (It's not what it sounds like, trust me.)
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"What do you remember, Barty? Where have you been? Who fed you?"
His questions are reasonable, but Barty cannot answer them, even if he wanted to. In one memory, there is a dim streetlight; in the next, a dark shadow pressing to his throat; and then it frays, dissolving into random threads, because now there's only Evan, his voice, his face, his scent and his taste, which still lingers on Barty's tongue and continues to mess with his mind, so he simply shakes his head.
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In dark, Victorian London of the 19th century, the terrified but devout Bartemius Crouch Senior hires a charismatic priest to purge his son from his demonic possession.
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Barty was bitten by a vampire and Evan was hired to save him from damnation.
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James stares, captivated. “Which group is he in?”
Peter rolls his eyes. “The don’t-even-think-about-it group. That’s Regulus Black. Sophomore.”
James turns to Peter, bewildered, and runs his hand through his hair in despair. “Why not?”
Peter sighs. “Well, I could start with your haircut—”
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Sirius barks and bites.
Remus is a bad guy (not really).
Regulus just wants to be a normal teenager.
James is an idiot. And in love. An idiot in love.
Peter is the mastermind (duh).
Barty is a fuckboy.
Evan is a good friend (really...).
Marlene has a crush.
Dorcas is our queen.
Minerva writes smut.
Alphard needs a break.A 10 Things I Hate About You Rewrite feat. The Marauders
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‘Your boy’s pretty,’ Eddie agrees casually. ‘But I look at a lot of people.’
Billy's eyes narrow. ‘Funny, ’cause I only ever see you looking at him.’
‘This shit’s top shelf. What, you're gonna let me wine and dine him for an eighth? Don’t fuck around, Hargrove. If you can’t pay, just say that.’
Go for the pride, just a little nick.
‘You can fuck him,’ Billy says bluntly. ‘You can fuck him and I get to watch.’
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21 Mar 2026
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Barty wants to be the best just as much as everyone else. The goal is clear, make it to Formula 1.
He wants to win too. Desperately. But standing this close to Evan’s success, this is the actual goal. Not just Formula 1. Or any other championship.
Doing it with him.
OR rosekiller f1 au where Evan switches teams and Barty and him end up racing together again, not knowing how much it's gonna affect their friendship
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08 Mar 2026
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[you and me could write a] bad romance by ixiedust
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Apr 2025
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Bartemius Crouch Jr. writes real fantasy books. Not fairy porn. In fact, you may have heard of his ‘A Song of Snow and Lava’ series—which he will absolutely, definitely finish someday.
But when some guy named ‘Evan’ from Comic-Con tells him that only writers with completed series will be featured on their fantasy authors panel this year, he has some work to do. (No, not on ‘A Song of Snow and Lava’.)
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I want to qualify as a writer for the 2025 R/S Big Bang, so here is a 20k word completed fic.
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31 Dec 2025
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xxx overly enthusiastic twink gets fucked and turned into a vampire [REAL] xxx by roadsidehorror (mpr3g)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Oct 2024
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It’s sour cherries and ice cream sandwiches. Fresh baked apple pie and fucking rainbow ropes. Barty is a kid in the candy store and gasps for the first breath he can catch. He surfaces and it’s the most painful thing he’s ever felt, his head cracking against the tiles when he draws back.
It adds a bit of something, real pain versus euphoric overstimulation, and Barty’s hips buck. His mouth drops open and he licks his lips like a child. Drawing his bottom lip between his teeth to suck what he’d missed.or, Barty falls through a sliding glass door one Friday night and, consequently, Evan falls in love.
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31 Dec 2025
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I’ve seen the needle and the damage done
A little part of it in everyone
But every junkie’s like a setting sun
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Or, Barty and Evan are drug addicts. They live in a dingy apartment, they work dead-end jobs, and they score when they can. They’re broke, strung-out, and very much in love.Bookmarked by forced_conforming
31 Dec 2025