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Hockey, he can predict, he can prepare for. Nothing could have prepared him for the uncontrolled chaos, the aching fear, the unhinged joy of loving another person. That doesn’t mean Shane can’t try, though.
He opens an Excel spreadsheet and types: How to Make Ilya Rozanov Obsessed With Me (Sexually and Emotionally).
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If there was one thing Shane was envious of about Ilya, it was how completely he lived in his own body. What he wore. What he ate. The way he existed in the world without apology. Shane sometimes felt like apologizing just for breathing. Ilya didn’t seem to see him that way at all, and it flattered and scared Shane in a way he couldn’t quite hold the shape of in his hands.
Ilya seemed to notice him watching. “See something you like?” His hand shifted on the towel.
“You know I do,” Shane said, a little severely. Ilya knew he was beautiful; he hardly needed Shane’s confirmation.
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OR Shane and Ilya try some new things while shakily navigating old obstacles.
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“Darling,” Magnus began, wincing painfully, “I don’t think anything is supposed to be that shade of green.” He rubbed Alec’s tense shoulders as he heard a defeated sigh. “How did green end up on the ceiling, my lovely?” he asked, squinting up at the bright green splatter.
“Some bad things may have happened,” Alec allowed, sounding precipitously close to peevish.
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“Do you ever fuck men?”
Jaskier had gotten used to Geralt’s bluntness over the years, but this was kind of a lot, even for him. Unfortunately, he had been in the middle of taking a long drag of his particularly bitter brew and managed to spray it all over the table.
Eyes watering, he managed to meet Geralt’s spectacularly unimpressed gaze. “Pardon?”
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Jaskier gets infected by a sex demon, kind of. It goes about as well as you’d expect.
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“Uh, come here often?” Alec managed.
“To the elevator?” the man asked, eyebrows climbing upwards. The doors slid closed behind him, and they continued their painful ascent towards Alec’s floor. He seemed to notice that he was heading upwards and he cursed softly.
Alec didn’t blame him. He wouldn’t want to spend any more time in an elevator with himself if he didn’t have to, either.
“Yeah, no. I’m sorry,” Alec said, slumping forward over the handle of his mailcart. Ridiculous. The most beautiful man he’d ever seen and Alec insinuated that he regularly spent time hanging out in elevators.
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a soulmate au
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Flash Bang #1 - Bingo (Team Green) by 500_Shades_Of_Taupe (A_Taupe_Fox), A_Taupe_Fox, Demonic_activity, Fatale (femme), la_muerta, lovingyouiscomplicated, see_addy_write, stumbledhere
Fandom Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
21 Oct 2018
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Collated works of Team Green + Yellow for the SH Hiatus Flash Bang #1 (Bingo).
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good on my own accord by impetuous
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
13 May 2026
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No serious hockey fan or sports commentator worth their salt would have considered record-breaking Boston superstar Ilya Rozanov to be Shane Hollander’s rival exactly, but sleeping with a man who had a specific offense-related vendetta against him and a wrist shot like a jet engine to back it up was probably ill-advised just the same.
Or, Shane is a goalie. Ilya can’t score.
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26 Jun 2026
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Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.
The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”
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Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when he meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium.- Language:
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26 May 2026
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If Scott were a better person, he would turn this down.
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- Part 1 of in the dull village
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26 May 2026
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the courtship of ilya rozanov by cherrylilies (cherrydialectic)
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
28 Apr 2026
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After the tuna melt meltdown, Shane meets Rose Landry, has several deeply inconvenient revelations, and decides to do the only sensible thing: win Ilya back with sincerity, logistics, and a frankly alarming amount of emotional effort.
Ilya, meanwhile, mistakes every tender gesture for the kind prelude to an inevitable goodbye.
Or: Shane is living in a romcom. Ilya is living in a Russian tragedy.
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18 May 2026