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i stopped my rambling by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 May 2026
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Shane's first few weeks in Ottawa, as told by several unhinged groupchats, Twitter hashtags, and clickbait articles.
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08 Jul 2026
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I'm Reading Your Lips (You're Speaking My Language) by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Dec 2025
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Rozanov cocked his head. “You speak Russian? Or just the curse words?”
“Yes, I speak Russian,” he snapped, defensive and angry. He knew that it had been a mistake to even try to be friendly with Rozanov. “Why? Do I not look Russian to you?” He scoffed.
“No, not really,” Rozanov said. Some of his teammates laughed, although they mostly looked surprised that Shane was speaking to them at all. Rozanov didn’t laugh, though. “Are you Russian?”
“Go fuck yourself.”
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Despite an inauspicious start, when Russia’s Ilya Rozanov learns that Canada’s Shane Hollander is fluent in Russian at their first World Junior Championships tournament, it changes everything and sets them on a different course. Instead of being branded as rivals from the very beginning, Ilya and Shane start off as friends.
And, after all, a little friendly rivalry never hurt anyone, did it?
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- Part 1 of Competition is Better With a Friend
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07 Jul 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 6 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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06 Jul 2026
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“We do not say anything about the Hollander situation,” LeClaire tells them even though it sounds like he’s already resigned to what he knows is going to happen.
After all, Roz gets extremely mad whenever it’s brought up. Not that Cliff can blame him, he’s pretty sure that Roz liked Hollander before this (wouldn’t chirp him half as much if he didn’t). Finding out that he’s such a bastard must sting.
Not to mention that Roz does not mess around with people that disrespect girls. Or women. Or kids. Or dogs. Or the elderly (excluding Scott Hunter). Or really anyone, if it’s for petty stupid reasons.
“Of course,” Cliff agrees for both of them since Roz is still too busy texting someone.
It’s apparently not good enough for LeClaire because he asks, “Roz?”
“Just one second,” he answers without raising his eyes from his phone or stopping his typing. “Need to get my Jane to agree with something. She’s very stubborn.”
Or. My take on the 'their text leak and now everybody thinks that Shane is an abusive bastard' premise. Featuring Ilya giving a presser, Marly realizing in real time who 'Jane' is and the internet reacting to the craziness.
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- Part 4 of HR Social Media works
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04 Jul 2026
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One very long Valentine's Day changes Remus's whole perspective on his future.
"Today’s mischief had been solely Remus’s brainchild, and was still a secret from the other three Marauders. This is why, at 3 AM on February 14th, he was hiding under James’s invisibility cloak and sneaking back into the Gryffindor Common Room.
All this to say that he did not intend to eavesdrop on James and Sirius’s very private conversation at three in the morning. Of course, he didn’t intend to, but sometimes one must put a color charm on the entrance of the Great Hall to charm everyone’s robes hot pink for the day, and on the way back to bed, one happened to stumble across one’s two best friends discussing none other than … oneself.
“I think I might die if I don’t get to kiss Remus soon,” Sirius mumbled.
Remus, under the cloak, paused mid-step."
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17 Jun 2026
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In the interest of cultural sharing between two planets recently at peace, Karkat Vantas has opened a blog on a shared social media site, to schoolfeed humans on the nuances of quality cinema.
In the interest of doing some dumb bullshit and making hella money, Dave Strider has just released Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: The Movovie, the latest in his oeuvre.
The thing is though, SBaHJ has never just been dumb bullshit. And somehow, Karkat Vantas is the first person to notice. A revelatory review somehow snowballs into a whole new era for Earth-Alternia diplomatic relations, and said dumb bullshit lands Karkat and Dave right in the middle.
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- Part 1 of CCMA
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04 Jun 2026
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There’s something so insidious about it. Trolls can die from pailing, have died from pailing, but it’s a comparatively quick affair with the possibility of death ideally consensual on both ends. But this is a torture that not even the Empress could dream of.
DAVE: and then you gotta raise em for eighteen years but i mean hey now you got—
KARKAT: IT’S MY FAULT. IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF ME.
DAVE: w
DAVE: whatOr: Dave gives Karkat a crash course on periods and pregnancy, and Karkat has feelings about it all.
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02 Jun 2026
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Love Letters in Digital Ink (originally by tactfulGnostalgic) by Vidilia
Fandoms: Homestuck
27 Feb 2026
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In which Rose Lalonde runs a highly successful occult blog, wherein she talks about life, friendship, family, summoning the dark forces to do your bidding, romance, and other Typical Teenage Things.
And in which Kanaya Maryam moves into the house next door, runs a mildly popular photojournaling fashion/cosplay blog, and, unbeknownst to Rose, is one of her most avid readers.
And in which a summer courtship is performed through a series of message-board shenanigans, misunderstandings, daydreaming, awkward romantic overtures, indirect love letters, and one (1) séance.
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02 Jun 2026
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it's nice to be someone's favorite by Buttercup_ghost for PlayersUnited
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
04 Sep 2024
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“I'm going to tell you a secret, Stan. I'm your great niece from the future.”
He stares at her, incredulous, and she laughed, throwing her head back.
“It's true, it's true! My name is Mabel Pines, and one day, though you may not believe me, you and my Great Uncle Ford makeup… And even if you never did, you wouldn't have been alone. Because you would- will- have me and my brother, and we're not leaving for anything, okay?”
“You're pulling my leg.” Stan deadpanned.
“No, no, I'm serious!” She grinned.
“...Okay, so you're crazy,” Stan mutters. Mabel laughs.
“Maybe. You don't have to believe me, not really. You just need to keep hope. And when our parents call and ask for you to take us for the summer- marital problems, you know how it is- just know that when you accept, you're getting two amazing niblings that will change your life for the better! So… Grunkle Stan, won't you try? For that hope?”
She held her hand out to him, and he stared, not sure what to make of it. A moment later, he laughs- taking the hand as he does so. “This is either the strangest way a stranger has talked someone down from suicide, or you're really my niece from the future.”
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31 May 2026
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I've seen a lot of AU fics where Ford goes with Stan after he gets kicked out, or something like that, and decided to wonder what happened if we fixed things a little further back than that?
This is kind of a product of that line of thinking.Series
- Part 12 of Twangst Stories
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30 May 2026
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It's the end of summer, and Stan and Ford are going home. What exactly that means is yet to be determined.
An ending to Relativity Falls.
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- Part 2 of Normal
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30 May 2026
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“Is something the matter?” he asks, briefly glancing upward. Mabel’s eyes sparkle with mischief, and she flops over onto her side, dramatically bringing a hand to her forehead.
“I’m out of glitter glue, Grunkle Ford. How’s a girl supposed to get anything done around here without it?” She leans over the arm of the couch, twisting onto her stomach, peeking curiously at his writing. “What’re you doing?”
“A troubling predicament,” he says, smiling a little. He finishes off the sentence he was on. “Studying the manticore venom we found last week. You say you’re out entirely?”
Mabel nods, gravely. “And Grunkle Stan can’t drive me to the Shmichael’s over in Nedford because he’s got a tour going on and Dipper wouldn’t steal his keys with me because ‘neither of us know how to drive and also we’re thirteen’ which I think is so lame of him.”
a ford & mabel bonding adventure to the craft store :]
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28 May 2026
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“Don’t touch that button!”
Stan’s chest is heaving with exertion and the muscles in his legs are burning in ways he had forgotten were even possible. His eyes scan over Soos and Mabel, finally landing on Dipper, whose hand is hovering just inches above the kill switch.
Stan holds up his hands in a placating gesture and slowly creeps into the room towards them. He’s so close, so close to getting his brother back, it can’t end like this. He knows he’s a fuck-up, even more so now that he’s staring into the kids’ terrified eyes. He tried. He tried to keep them away from all of this shit, but that’s yet another thing he failed to do right.
“Dipper, just back away,” he says, as gently as he can. Stan walks towards him slowly, keeping his hands in front of him. He sucks in a shaky breath when he gets close enough to see the expression on Dipper’s face.
Anger. Disappointment. Betrayal. Distrust. Hatred.
The kid’s always reminded him of his brother, after all.
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a re-write of Ford's return scene (s02e11- s02e12) where Ford doesn't punch Stan, and instead gives him a much deserved hug.
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27 May 2026
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A tale of two old men who are horrible at phone calls, and their long-estranged brother.
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27 May 2026
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Ford's getting used to this family thing, of belonging somewhere again, but there are the occasional bumps in the road.
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27 May 2026
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The first winter after Weirdmageddon, Dipper and Mabel are invited to spend Christmas break with the grunkles on their boat. Dipper is excited, but Mabel has some trepidation about seeing her great-uncle Ford again. And maybe a few insecurities.
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"Grunkle Stan?"
"Yeah, sweetie?"
Mabel smiled at the nickname. He was such an old softie. "Did it ever make you... nervous that your brother was so smart?"
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27 May 2026
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not what he seems redux: not what she seems by untrustworthyglitch
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
25 Feb 2022
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“Stanford, please!” Mabel says. “I’ll explain everything, I promise, but you have to trust me! I wouldn’t have kept anything secret if it wasn’t to protect you!”
“Great job protecting us!” Stanley says hotly. “Now the freaky machine in the basement is gonna end the world, so you best start explaining!”
“I really, really need that portal to stay on,” Grauntie Mabel begs.
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- Part 2 of seance's forduary 2022
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26 May 2026
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AU in which Mabel's hearing is better than she claims, and Ford has underestimated the significance of family to Dipper; the end result is that Weirdmageddon doesn't happen, but there is still a biiiig rift that needs to be repaired by the Pineses.
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- Part 27 of Twangst Stories
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26 May 2026
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Ford’s heart sank as he froze in place, because he immediately realized what he was seeing.
No. Anything but this.
It was a moment that he had tried not to remember (had tried to not let Stan remember) but was never fully forgotten, as it was one of the worst punishments Filbrick Pines had ever given Stan.
Ford wasn’t close enough to see the sign yet, but he knew what it said. "Extra Stan, 3 dollars or better offer."A little Timestuck fic about Ford getting sent back in time and finding a young Stan holding the sign from thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com.
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26 May 2026
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none of those phds is an md, you dumb idiot by untrustworthyglitch
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
29 Nov 2021
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“Oh, what the fuck!” Stan yelps. Honestly, this cannot get any weirder. Or grosser.
“Can you understand me now?” Ford asks, like he didn’t just carve a microchip out of his fucking head, electrocute it, and cram it back in, without using sane people things like painkillers or, Stan doesn’t know, antiseptic? Shouldn’t there have been antiseptic involved?
Or, in which Ford's interdimensional universal translator breaks, and he realizes just how much he's lost. Turns out thirty years of dimension-hopping aren't great for language retention.
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- Part 7 of swear jar series
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26 May 2026