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Oops, wrong human (INDEFINITE HIATUS) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Sleepy Bois Inc
14 Dec 2023
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Wilbur is the exalted one's most trusted advisor. He has been for so long. So naturally when they're trying to establish peace between the galaxies and Earth, he's sent to pick up Earth's diplomat.
Problem is, he grabbed the wrong human.
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A/N: PLEASE!!!!! do not link inspired by works to this fic!!!
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You & Me for the worst eternity to come by NotafraidtoSimp
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
16 Jun 2026
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Forced into an arranged marriage with Alastor, you end up finding out the well-known charming radio host is not what you had imagined. Other from his mother, his work, and his narcissistic ego, Alastor never gave much thought to other things. This includes your needs, dreams and concerns, as long as it did not interfere in his life. That is, of course, until he realizes you're getting out of hand and in need of a reminder of why marriage should be respected at all costs.
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This is the Worst Possible Outcome by hellonearthtoday
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
21 Oct 2025
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Aliens.
Aliens!
The adrenaline was slowly seeping away at this point, ragged breaths escaping him as he stared down at the defeated alien.
This was literally the worst possible outcome that couldโve come from his and his foster mothersโ argument. Like, he expected maybe a scolding when he got back, or at worst the police called on him for running away, but no. Honest to god aliens.Or,
Humans are a young race, and Tommy, a particularly volatile human, is plucked from his home and forced to survive in a foreign land. It certainly doesn't help with the fact that the whole of galactic society is under the impression humans lack the ability for complex thought.
OR, OR, tommy is a sewer rat and the rest of space is new york city and everyone is irrationally terrified of the rat. -
Project Ship by RegTheRag
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
21 Jul 2026
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A Rocky POV of Project Hail Mary, but add in a sprinkle of originally named astrophages, petrova lines, language barriers, trauma recovery, and extra, extra worldbuilding. Includes pre- and post-canon!
La traduccion al espanol by MichiHolmes! Gracias!
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One day, his strumming was not answered.
The silence that answered his one verse of song was horrible and grating. Incomplete. Empty. A sick, horrible fear built up inside him.
(He was going to die out here. Alone.)
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"Iz huhg," Grace sniffled out, sucking back in moisture from his noze, too. There was moisture and water and everything all over the place. "Huhg meens grayt, grayt, grayt affekshun."
"Oh," he said tentatively. Another hewmin thing! He shuffled closest to the wall Grace was huhging and leaned in. "Oh. Am I doing correctly, hmm?"
"Yis," Grace sighed out, calming down. He still leaked, though.
Oh, well. Leaky hewmins were his favorite, after all.
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๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ค ๐ฅ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ค๐๐๐๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ง๐๐๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐๐ค ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐๐ค๐ฅ๐ค, ๐๐๐ ๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ฅ๐๐๐, ๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ค๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฅ ๐จ๐๐๐ฃ
๐น๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐จ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ค ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฃ๐๐ค๐ฅ, ๐๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐๐ค ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ฅ'๐ค ๐ค๐๐๐๐ฅ๐.
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"๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐๐๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฅ๐ ๐ค๐ฅ๐ ๐ก ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฃ?"
"๐'๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ช ๐ค๐ฅ๐ ๐ก ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐จ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐จ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ค๐๐๐."
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Technoblade x Reader
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I'm so sorry to the people who know me and are reading this.
