UnfertilizedMayoPacket
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A Step-By-Step Guide to Not Kill Everyone You See by UnfertilizedMayoPacket
Fandoms: Vinland Saga (Manga), Vinland Saga (Anime)
28 Oct 2024
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In which Leif succeeds in retrieving Thorfinn from York, and he sets off to return the boy to his family in Iceland.
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Star Wars One-Shots: Vader and Piett Edition by UnfertilizedMayoPacket
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
19 Aug 2024
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Star Wars one-shots, things I wrote when I was bored. Mostly centered around Vader, some are AUs, others are cannon typical. All of them have Vader, but not all are from his POV. Enjoy!!
(No one proof read these except for me, sorry if there are occasional grammatical errors, ik it's annoying.)
edit: LITERALLY ALL OF THESE HAVE PIETT IN THEM SO I DECIDED TO MAKE IT VADER AND PIETT.
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- Part 1 of Star Wars One-Shots
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Emotions (Please Set Me Free) by UnfertilizedMayoPacket
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Jun 2024
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Oh, can't you see what you're doin' to me?
Emotions, please set me free(Emotions by Brenda Lee)
In which one of Signora and Scaramouche's little arguments gets blown way out of proportion. Of course, all the Harbingers have to watch it play out, and Childe gets second hand embarrassment.
A deep dive into Scaramouche's emotional repression and unrealized personal disgust.
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- Part 2 of Scaramouche’s Mental Illness
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When Anakin goes pad shopping because Padmé is in pain.
(Never in my life did I ever think I'd look up 'Star Wars equivalent to chicken wings', but here we are)
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- Part 2 of Star Wars One-Shots
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Scaramouche’s Mental Illness by orphan_account, UnfertilizedMayoPacket
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
20 Aug 2024
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The night before they depart, Pure Vanilla stumbles upon a breakthrough. A book, burned and scarred from the ages, but detailing the proper steps to starting a relationship. Dating back to Shadow Milk’s time, perhaps this will let him break past the other’s shell and finally make have the other take him up on his offer of friendship! All he has to do is follow these steps, and they should be friends in no time, as the book says!
Shadow Milk, for his part, is thrown by his counterpart suddenly flipping the script and trying to woo him.
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- Part 1 of Of Courtings and Confusion
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The room is too bright.
It’s quaint, in a nauseating sort of way. Polished floors glint from the gleaming honeycomb chandeliers overhead, make him squint. A few vases sprinkled here and there, filling the room with a sickeningly sweet scent – even a waffle-cone headrest framing the silken sheets of a neatly-tucked bed. Outside, the golden sun gleams, the gentle rays of light spilling past curtains that waver in the afternoon breeze.
It's meant to be beautiful. Luxurious. Welcoming.
With one sweep of his cane, Shadow Milk tears it apart.
[[ Completed ]]
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- Part 1 of Jamma Jambound's SDVN works
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when the lights go out (he's all i ever think about) by dsp4ir
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
12 Feb 2026
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“I’ll bring her back in one piece.”
“You won’t.” Scaramouche’s reply is almost automatic. “But I’ll fix her anyway.”
Childe exhales through his nose, lips twitching into something that might’ve been a smile. “Are you always this bad at pep talks?”
“Only with drivers who don’t listen.”
Scaramouche starts to walk off, tablet tucked under his arm, shoulders tight beneath his fireproof jacket. The noise of the garage fills the space he leaves behind; air guns, radios, the churn of generators. It should be enough to drown everything out.
But Childe leans forward just enough to call after him, and for a heartbeat, the distance between them feels less like hostility and more like gravity.“I listen. To you, anyway.”
That makes Scaramouche stop. Not turn, just pause. His back rises and falls once, slow.
“Then do me a favor,” he says, barely audible over the hum of the pit wall, “and finish the race.”
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a crashed driver trying to outpace his mistakes. a perfectionist engineer who refuses to let him burn again.
they share the same car, and absolutely nothing else.
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Life goes on best with good company by EatAmeal
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Feb 2026
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The Wanderer is still dealing with the aftermaths of Dottore. He may have his moments, but a little someone does not mind staying behind and by his side.
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- Part 3 of Oneshots
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Scars Where Wings Can Rest by Dark_Rafflesia_fanfic
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Dec 2025
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Set after the Archon Quest Act V in Nod-Krai, Wanderer distances himself from the group the moment he catches, even if just for a fraction of a second, a glimpse of his worst nightmare interfering with their plans to help Columbina.
This alarms Durin, who tries to stay as close to him as possible, yet finds no way to approach.
Until one night, he stumbles upon something unexpected that draws him closer to that dark past his first friend keeps hidden.
Or: Wanderer experiences a nightmare of Dottore’s tortures during the Sumeru Archon Quest, and Durin accidentally becomes a witness.