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    In which the Angels find out what happens when Sabina goes 'berserk'. Like, literally.

    Or

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    “Angels!” shouts Bosley over comms, voice cracking with desperation.

    Somebody roars. That’s the only way to describe the sound … which sends pure dread down Jane’s spine, despite the lack of air, the headlock she's in, the flashing vision, the ringing, the imminent threat of dying.

    The guard drops Jane. He is screaming bloody murder. Jane is on the ground, gasping for breath, gasping up wildly, trying to get a read on the rapidly changing parameters. What is happening?! Elena is on the ground too, very nearby Jane. They make eye contact for a long moment, and Jane automatically reaches out to grasp Elena’s shoulder, pull her girlfriend in close. Elena’s face is covered in blood and … chunks of brain? Is any of it hers?! Jane feels like being sick. Elena’s eyes are as wide and confused as Jane feels like her own are.

    “SHIT!” yells Bosley. “Jane! Elena! Retreat NOW!”

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    Every single thing about a person is determined by a series of chemical reactions taking place inside their bodies. The color of our skin, the texture of our hair, our body shapes, the way our muscles move, even our personalities - all of these things are facilitated by the rates and types of chemical reactions happening internally.

    When a desperate druid casts a spell to summon the ancient Irish goddess Macha, you become the unintentional recipient of a catalyst. A catalyst that changes the chemical reactions in your body and gives you... unusual abilities.

    What will be expected of you? How will you balance this new role while stepping into your professional identity as an attending neurologist? And why is Morpheus so irritated about it?

     

    note: this is the last multi-chapter fic in my series endless knights. The MC in this is the same one from Beta & Theta, "the neurologist."

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    33/?
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    Ever since he performed that cursed jutsu - he really regrets being curious for once - his life had turned around completely. For some reason he found himself in what seemed to be a different universe, like a very well made genjutsu. But the world around him wasn't the only thing that has changed, unfortunately. His body felt different as well and one day he found himself in a bad feverish episode, weird slick leaking out of his ass. It also didn't helped that he has been restrained and chakra bound, spending his days in a sealed room in the Uchiha's big temple. They called him omega and even after Kakashi had asked them countless of times what that name meant, they didn't answer him. Stubborn idiots.

    Aka Kakashi somehow ends up in a different dimension, experiencing his first heat with Madara Uchiha of all people to help him through it. But the world he finds himself in isn't such a kind and good place as his home.

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    NEW UPDATE SCHEDULE:
    one chapter per month usually at 11pm CET
    *STILL IN THE PROCESS OF BEING EDITED*

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    Amidst the drama among students attending McKinley High, Kurt Hummel mysteriously vanishes after a football game. When his fellow members of the Glee Club go out looking for him, they encounter a strange girl in the woods. Questions surrounding her identity are tied to Kurt’s disappearance and the fate of the town. The lines separating the jocks and the losers blur as unlikely alliances are formed to uncover the secrets of Lima Lab.

    ALTERNATIVELY: Season 1 of Stranger Things, but it’s with the characters from season 1 of Glee. It’s 2009. Hilarity ensues.

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    Butters sobs and releases a hiccuping, bubbling laugh. The only thing he seems able to say before the tears start in earnest is, "Ken, I'm so, so happy you made it."

    All around them the world is grey and brown and white, and in Kenny's head the timer ticks down, counting every lost second. There are less than three days left until the End of the World, but that doesn't matter.

    He could stay here, like this, forever.

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    Beomgyu finds a secret stash of yaoi under his fuckbuddy's bed, which wouldn't be weird if the same guy didn't swear up and down that he's straight for the entire duration of their friendship. What's up with that?

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    Utahime Iori lives a peaceful life as a teacher at a private religious school. She's considering a more pious path, but for now, she's content to work with her students, a handful of very interesting if not difficult eight-year-olds. When she meets with the legal guardian of one of her students, she's positive that Satoru Gojo, handsome and charming as he seems to be, is hiding a few secrets.

    Unfortunately for her, it turns out the secret is that Gojo is, in fact, a demon, who has been charged with watching over and influencing the kids in her class, who are apparently destined to either make or break the world. Even worse, he's very eager to sink his teeth in her, and Gojo has a penchant for helping people, especially pretty and faithful women, fall from Grace. This is not the job either of them wanted, but they're in this together, whether she likes it or not.

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    Hermione Granger is an average woman struggling against her age, her weight, her job, her lack of a man, and her many imperfections. As a New Year's Resolution, Hermione decides to take control of her life, starting by keeping a diary in which she will always tell the complete truth. The fireworks begin when her charming though disreputable boss takes an interest in the quirky Miss Hermione Granger. Thrown into the mix are Hermione's band of slightly eccentric friends and a rather disagreeable acquaintance into whom Hermione cannot seem to stop running into or help finding quietly attractive.

    A one-shot for the 2022 HP AU Fic Fest

    Inspired by the book 'Bridget Jones's Diary by Helen Fielding and inspired by the 2001 film, Bridget Jones's Diary

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    He can’t remember the last time he laughed. It’s been a while since Isaac Lahey felt anything other than pain. The fact is, pain isn’t the only thing he’s been feeling lately and it’s starting to make him think.

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    Can friendly monsters make an environment for coexistence with heroes? Can a man regain lost emotions? Can a girl finally get two years of torment lifted? Shall we find out?

    This is a bit of my own form of guilty pleasure that I have been working on off and on for some time. How long will this fiction go? I have no idea!

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    93/?
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    Norman is a p̶u̶s̶s̶y̶ coward and too scared to tell his best friend how he's head over heels over him, he's tired and needs a valid, concrete reason to go on so he searches for it

    he has the idea of all time when Emma's party comes
    how bad can it go?

    (this also focuses on belonging issues,self discovery and overcoming the sense of complete failure)

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    Let Halsey stick an AI in your brain, they said.

    It will be fun, they said.

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    You just wanted to get some milk.

    Instead, you got a brand new life, six brothers, and the worst headache you've ever had.

    You wish you were surprised.

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    aveces las personas en las que más confías...son las que más te harán daño....¿no es verdad zenitsu?

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    remake de mi historia perdonanos zenitsu

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    Transformed at the age of sixteen, Mina was by chance inserted into the mysterious and dark world of vampires. Imprisoned by her tormentor, known as The Father, the girl has no contact with the outside world, until one day, Diego Silva - a stranger - breaks into the old house where she is held hostage and kills her captor.
    Finally free, Mina is faced with a new reality: Two hundred years have passed and the girl has become an accomplice to the only crime of the ruthless society of vampires.
    Adapting to the 21st century becomes the least of her problems. Now Mina must join forces with a stranger to keep the secret and escape death.

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    A ghost killing people in the UK? Surely not! Lucifer and Chloe are going to London to solve a haunted house killing.

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    tartar: woof

    tartar: woof woof

    tartar: woof woof woof

    fandango: i hate it here

     

    (alternate title: hot people commit crime stupidly)

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    Peter Parker is assigned to interview the dangerous and crazy serial killer, Wade Wilson, in attempt to catch a psychopath on the loose.

    Basically a Silence of the Lambs AU that no one asked for.

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    The Kingdom of Silla has always been ruled by a queen. As such, Krystopher Bang led a relatively carefree life growing, unburdened by the royal obligations that his twin sister had to meet. There were no expectations of him beyond official court appearances—except to perhaps not disgrace the crown. One moonless night when Chris was out fulfilling his royal obligations, the entire royal family of Silla was murdered and wiped out (save Prince Bang and his grandfather). Now, the prince must change his entire identity to be the new Queen of the land and take on the role of his sister, Aera Bang. However, other kingdoms seek to prey on Silla in their time of weakness. Alliances must be solidified and marriages sealed in contract. Can Chris Bang keep his identity a secret? What will happen when King Seo Changbin of Goryeo discovers his true identity? And what of the dark forces at play cloaked in shadows under the guise of a guiding light?

    Note: This story will be updated weekly.

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    2/?
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    2
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    10
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    Being successful was the dream that became a reality...

    Dating the man of your dreams became a reality...

    Having amazing friends became a reality...

    Finding him cheating became a sad reality...

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    Words:
    2,405
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    3
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