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    FNaF Short Stories because I seriously have a problem.

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    What should be a wholesome family vacation turns into Tim’s personal hellscape when the Waynes decide to spend Thanksgiving at the Kent Farm.

    Featuring an impromptu road trip, a packed-out farmhouse, an overeager grade-schooler, and a festive sprinkling of unresolved trauma.

    (And pie, of course. There’s also pie.)

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    08 Jun 2026

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    "The, uh, yeah, the people like you 'round here." Sam inhales long and hard, frowns, breaks his eyes away from Bucky to stare out the window, "Me too."

    Bucky's heart leaps the fuck out of his body, "You do?"

    "Yeah. Like," Sam snickers quietly, "A lot."

    Bucky's brain is fuzz. It's just fuzz, like the kind of shit you find on a really old sweater or your favorite blanket, just lots of stupid, useless balls of fluff that do nothing but grin stupidly.

    "Wow," he says, then dumbly, "Are you sure?"

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    25 May 2026

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    At some point in your childhood, your parents put you down, and never picked you up again.

    Unless you’re Superman, of course.

    (Instead of returning to the Fortress of Solitude to get sun-blasted back to health, Clark just goes home.)

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    24 May 2026

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    Clark was standing in the hallway, dressed in his rumpled street clothes, having just kicked the door shut. Kicked it shut, because his hands were full.
    Full.
    With a baby.

     

    After tracking Lex Luthor’s activities for a few days, Clark comes home with a little surprise.

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    24 May 2026

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    Peter was alone, mid-way through an existential crisis after the Erasure™ and was dreading the upcoming month of May.

    Jason was sick of people telling him how he felt. ‘You don’t need us anymore,’ Artemis had told him, as if saying it would make it true. As if Jason needed someone to justify keeping them around. But three weeks back in Gotham and all Jason felt was fucking bored and lonely.

    It was a relief, then, when some random New Yorker was thrown into his living room through a portal straight out of some LSD daydream.

    Finally, something interesting to deal with.

    Cue some wild family misunderstandings, criminal conspiracies and cults.

    Because there’s always a goddamn cult.

    (Portuguese translation available; Spanish translation available)

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    22 May 2026