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    Dennis Whitaker has spent six years running from the family table. Raised by Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham after being rescued from a cult as a child, he's the only one of their children who couldn't stomach the family business. He changed his name, buried his past, and built a life as a young resident doctor at Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center.

    Then his fathers move to town.

    Featuring:

    • Dennis Whitaker, the world's most stressed resident

    • Dr. Michael Robinavitch, accidentally dating into a family of cannibals

    • Trinity Santos, asking the wrong questions at the wrong time

    • Hannibal Lecter, being a supportive father (his way)

    • Will Graham, noticing things he shouldn't 

    • Thomas Graham-Lecter, the brother who didn't get the memo about boundaries

    • A loading dock, a hunting knife, and a very unfortunate family reunion

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    08 Jun 2026

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    5 times Ryland Grace suspects his new security detail is his dead older brother, and 1 time he realizes he was right.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Going through the report has his brain gears steaming. It's a lot. Logs of vessel depth, design and composition (iron mostly, with the other metal trappings of a human design with electrical cables), radiation output and source (x-ray and a buttload of it!), readings and scans of the biomass enveloping the vessel (a tree, of all things). More blood readings because the thing was utterly flooded with the stuff (same composition as the sample he coughed out, lovely to know and think about), and the final logs of the containment and quarantining of the vessel inside the Blip-A.

    The team was coming back home to Erid, and in double time. Because Grace gets to the important part of the report. Perhaps the single most important one since he arrived on Erid.

    They found another human inside the vessel.

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    Ever wondered what would happen if Simon brought along The Horrors™ with him into the PHMverse? Well, wonder no more! (It gets defeated by the power of friendship and altruistic science, is what happens. Please set your expectations to comical absurdism and have a good ride!)

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Grace is unprepared for the level of love that all of Erid seemed to have for him. It was vaguely terrifying, but also.... nice? To be cared for. To be wanted.

    It gets worse when they find out the circumstances of him ending up on the Hail Mary.

    When his declining health necessitates a trip back to Earth, he is faced with a planet that loves him so fiercely and wonderfully that it finally starts to break through his crippling lack of self worth and bloom into something incredible.

    And Earth? Earth has to deal with an Erid that is polite, protective, and most of all, pissed.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    In linguistics, a false friend is a word in a different language that sounds similar to a word in your own, but differs significantly in meaning. No word in any Eridian language could possibly be mistaken for English. But Erid absolutely has false friends.

    In his right mind, Grace would easily identify the mistaken assumptions inhibiting his integration on Erid. They are:

    1: A molecular biologist and a sapient rock can cobble together translation software that reflects the etymological nuance of an entire alien language.
    2: Eridians are enough like humans to have an area 51 and look forward to using it.

    Unfortunately, Grace hasn’t been in his right mind in years.

    Or: a ‘Return to Erid’ story where Grace struggles to touch down alone.

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    05 Jun 2026