Revenant_Raven
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If one were to be delicate, one would say that Jazz and Prowl are incompatible.
The blunt truth?
'You just lie there with this blank expression on your face,' he'd been told by his last partner. Signal had stayed longer then most, willing to try since Prowl was so obviously doing his best, interfacing to please his partner and give him what Prowl himself disliked. In the end, though, it hadn't worked. 'You don't like me touching you, you don't like the mess, you don't even like the overload, and half the time I swear you're running economic simulations in your CPU you look that bored. I don't want that. I don't want you miserable, and I don't want me miserable, either.'
So why can't Prowl stop wishing?
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Mastermind by Land_Locked_Martian for final-milf-ratchet
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
30 Jan 2023
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The war ends without any major input from Optimus, which he is certain does not affect him at all. He’s stuck in a perpetual dinner debate camp with Megatron over the planet’s future leadership, and he might actually be able to retire. A few decades of stability brings with it the promise of sparklings, and Optimus finds his interest piqued. He’s ruled out 309 of the 310 remaining Cybertronians as prospective sires. It’s going to be the best one-night stand of Megatron’s life, and perhaps Optimus can pick up some clues about his latest nefarious scheme,
Megop gift exchange present for @final-milf-ratchet. Their prompt: “G1, Optimus wants a sparkling, but clearly asking any autobots to sire it would be a misuse of his position, so obviously the only option is to have a thrilling one night stand with Megatron.” I took this prompt and proceeded to run 6,000+ words in a sideways direction before looping back to the promised porno.
Big thanks to ConCentric for being an awesome beta
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- Part 2 of Megop exchange 2023
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26 May 2026
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Release the Sun by Fluff_Off (orphan_account) for Land_Locked_Martian, VioletCringe (Glyphthedragon)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
16 Aug 2023
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Megatron can hear Optimus’ struts grind as he hauls himself off the berth, and heroically refrains from steadying him.
Optimus draws himself up, “What have I done to merit the attention of Kaon’s Supreme Commander?”
Strika chokes off a snort. Megatron chokes on an in-vent.
“Existed,” he rasps.
_________________________AKA retired general doesn’t realize he painfully hits everything his ‘enemies’ find attractive.
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22 May 2026
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Cybertron hurtles toward war, and only a handful of mecha see it. Not Megatron, whose inflammatory writings gain him agonizing attention from those on high. Not Ratchet, the Iacon Medical Center’s most prized practitioner, whose Dead-End clinic remains the worst-guarded secret on Cybertron. Not Overlord, whose iron hold over Cybertron’s underworld is beginning to falter. Not Orion Pax, whose concern over the sudden silence of one of his favorite writers drives him to take up his hero’s pen. Not Terminus, who only wants to survive.
But Trepan and Senator Shockwave both know well what’s coming. One aims to use a defiant miner’s fall to crush the aspirations of the masses. The other wants to use that miner’s triumph to ignite them. Neither much cares about Megatron himself, or his ultimate survival.
Therein lies their fatal error.
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How It's Done by SlimReaper for Rayearthmagic
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
30 Oct 2015
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Two mechs walk into a bar... well really a lot of mechs walk into a bar... okay well some of them were there already... and really it's more of a club than a bar... okay the point is, Drift goes to a bar (or a club), and he's the hottest mech in the place. Pick-up lines ensue. It... yeah, it doesn't go well for them.
Well, for most of them, that is.
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02 May 2026