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As she looked around her living room - at the green velvet ottoman she didn't remember purchasing, the 14th century Wizarding texts on her bookshelf, the hideous and obnoxiously ostentatious grandfather clock that could only belong to a Malfoy - she pictured the toothbrush next to hers on her bathroom counter, the old Slytherin quidditch jersey she regularly tripped over in her bedroom, and the mint chocolate chip ice cream in her freezer - a flavour she abhorred, but that a particular, pale, pointy faced aristocrat sat across from her had a tragic fondness for.
Her chest burning, as if she drank a barrel of bubotuber pus, Hermione turned to him with narrowed, accusing eyes. "Malfoy...are we dating?"
If there's one thing Hermione Granger knows, it's that she simply doesn't have time to date. Draco decides to date her, anyway.
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- Part 1 of Grandfather Clocks and Ginger Biscuits
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Bookmarked by RascalMike
08 Jun 2026
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It wasn’t until Draco found himself staring silently at his calendar for the following Saturday night, feeling as though he had floated several feet outside his own body, that fragments of the conversation began returning to him. Red spoke first. She had said it had recently come to light that their husbands had engaged in some very non-Gryffindor behaviour during an Auror trip to Portugal. Apparently, the only way to answer the spectacular shame of it all was to make use of the two men their husbands loathed most.
Which was how Draco Malfoy came to be standing in his study, hastily scrawling words across his calendar:Shag Granger — 7:00 PM
The ink was still drying when Theo, who was standing over him in his own brand of dumbfounded stupidity, leaned over his shoulder, plucked the quill from his fingers, struck a neat line through the entry, and added instead:
Foursome with Red, Granger, and Nott — 7:00 PM
Note: The girls to approve photographs before anything is shared with husbands, or ex-husbands, pending clarification.Bookmarked by RascalMike
07 Jun 2026
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A ward.
Or more accurately, a slave.That's what they've become.
Under the Restoration Accords, former Death Eaters are stripped of their freedom and forced into service.
As a Magical Compliance Assessor, Hermione Granger is forced to enforce a system she never believed in.
So she does what she can, quietly and carefully, trying to protect those trapped within it.Until protecting them is no longer enough.
When Hermione is pushed to act, she finds herself returning to someone she never expected to trust.
Draco Malfoy.
Not because he pulls her into the dark,
but because, like her, he refuses to accept it.And once she chooses him,
he has no intention of letting her walk away.- Language:
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Bookmarked by RascalMike
07 Jun 2026
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Sovereign Flare (n.): A destructive, ancient cosmic fire, choosing only one witch every Century. (Or in this case, the highly logical, surprisingly sexual and expectation defying Hermione Granger)
Anchor (n.): The only force capable of igniting it and grounding it. (Or, in this case, a thoroughly foul-mouthed, self-loathing Draco Malfoy who adores Hermione Granger.)Forced into hiding, under the pretence of imprisonment, Hermione Granger struggles to adapt to being the most intense cosmic power the world has ever seen. Under the watchful eye of her guard dog, she must grapple with her new abilities. Which would be pretty easy if it wasn't for her forced proximity to her incorrigible crush, Draco Malfoy...who just so happens to be magically tethered to her.
Together, they have to master a volatile magical bond before it kills them. They expected the terror, the torture, and the high-stakes survival. They didn't expect the fierce, undeniable love that grew along the way...or the sheer, inappropriate humour that they share throughout.
(Features a very badass Narcissa, a whiney Lucius, a hilariously unfiltered Ginny, and a totally useless Ron)
Bookmarked by RascalMike
07 Jun 2026
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Ambitious investigative reporter Hermione Granger doesn’t fancy Auror Draco Malfoy.
She doesn’t want to snog him senseless (although she does do it that one time she’s piss-drunk).
She is mostly sure she doesn’t want to kill him. (Hot coffee doesn’t count, okay?)
She certainly doesn’t want to end up on his lap at Harry and Ginny’s engagement party, after being drugged by Theo Nott’s newly invented potion.
What she doesn’t want most of all, though, are things she’ll never say to him.
Right?Series
- Part 1 of ...And Consequences
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06 Jun 2026
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The Ministry of Magic passed the Wizarding Marriage Act of 2002, requiring all unmarried witches and wizards of a certain age to marry their Ministry assigned matches and produce an heir within two years.
It was met with outrage, which fizzled into acceptance, which slumped into compliance, except from two very outspoken powerful opponents of the law, Hermione Granger and Severus Snape.
And it had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that they were matched to each other.
By mid-2003, they were some of the last holdouts of the early matches, and the Ministry took it into their own hands to force the pair together.
Faced with an impossible choice, Azkaban or marriage, they decide the best way to defeat the law is from within it.- Language:
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Bookmarked by RascalMike
05 Jun 2026
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Hermione's upcoming 30th birthday has affected her Omega in unexpected ways, causing substantial, frustrating challenges. In order to solve her problem, she must find her true mate.
But one long list and multiple failed attempts proves that task is not as easy as it seems.
**NOW COMPLETE**
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Bookmarked by RascalMike
05 Jun 2026
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Um, yeah. You're gonna want to read this (listen to it) again and again! 🥰
First read/listen: 6/4 and 6/5/26
Happy Birthday, Draco Malfoy!
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After a fall (from the world’s smallest step-ladder, mind you) Draco lost his memories, and all he can remember was his life as a teenager in the middle of a war. It was certainly going to be hard to adapt to this new life he knew nothing about – especially considering that he was married to Hermione Granger, of all people.
**COMPLETE! 🖤🖤🖤**
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- English
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- 16/16
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Bookmarked by RascalMike
05 Jun 2026
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Harry approaches Hermione with a serious message: “Someone is chasing me down through time, and we need to catch them before they change the past and the future.”
The culprit, not able to find the Elder Wand in their universe, seeks it out in another —jumpstarting a journey for Hermione to not only travel through the decades but also through alternate universes as she’s tasked with figuring out just why exactly they are after Harry and the Elder Wand.
To add to the complication, Future Draco travels back in time to tell Hermione to bring him along.
***NOW COMPLETE*** (yay)
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Bookmarked by RascalMike
05 Jun 2026
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The Time Draco Malfoy Bought A Date With The Golden Girl by GalacticSiren
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Dramione - Fandom
15 Feb 2026
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When Pansy Parkinson(Meddler Extraordinaire) signs Hermione Granger up for the Valentine’s Charity Blind Date Auction. And that was exactly how Hermione found herself standing on the stage, bathed in the warm glow of the chandelier light in a beautiful red dress. Yet she'd never felt more like an object.
Hermione expected this would end with an awkward dinner with some random droll who couldn’t string together a sentence of actual intellect.
That is until Draco Malfoy bid an obscene amount of money just to take her out.
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- Part 7 of Smutty One-Shot Collection—Dramione
Bookmarked by RascalMike
04 Jun 2026
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Let’s see where it goes by aniayouokay, Floliara, LilyflowerXIV, Malson
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 May 2026
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The orange rat had the audacity to break my Human.
I had scented the rancid odor of his betrayal long before he left her in tears. She took far too long to realize he was courting another female. My whiskers still tremble with indignation.
Having to watch my Human waste away like that, her whole body smelling of salt, is an insult I will not forgive.
As for the male next door, he carries a singular aura. Despite his clumsiness — he is far from making objects soar with the same grace as my biped — his territory is safe, and his mind seems noble to me. He does not carry the scent of deceit.
I gifted him that scrap of green fabric, a relic belonging to my Human. And he kept it, as one guards a treasure. I can sense the weight he carries on his shoulders.
He needs the soothing that only my Human knows how to offer. And I sense that she needs his as well.
Humans are always dreadfully slow; they truly require the instinct of a Kneazle to guide them.
I will still let them tell their story themselves. Humans are sensitive creatures.
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04 Jun 2026
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After the tone by GrangerInGreen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Dramione - Fandom
05 Jun 2026
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“I’m looking at your old mug on the counter, Mum. It’s chipped on the handle. I can't bring myself to wash it...I needed to hear the phone ring. I miss you. God, I miss you so much.”
A choked, breathless sob cut off the recording, followed by the sharp, electronic beep of a disconnected line. The secret basement fell dead silent again. Draco froze. He knew he should drop the device into the disposal chute. He knew it was a grotesque, illegal invasion of her privacy. But his thumb was already moving over the rubber keys, desperate to hear her private thoughts once more.
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This was Draco’s sixth year of Ministry-mandated rehabilitation. Every day, he was forced to descend to Level Ten and spend eight hours manually sorting through Muggle junk. He uncovers an enchanted Muggle cell phone. Hermione Granger has spent years dialing a wiped, disconnected number, leaving a trail of desperate, suffocating voicemails for the mother who no longer remembers her. Trapped in his own silent isolation, Draco becomes utterly consumed by the recordings. He can’t just keep sitting in the dark and listening to her drown alone.
After seven years, it was time someone answered her.
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03 Jun 2026
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After Albus Dumbledore’s death, everything goes wrong. Hermione Granger is a prisoner of war. Severus Snape is tasked with being her jailer. Unbeknownst to her, she carries a rare gift the Dark Lord would burn the world to possess, and Snape has been ordered to extract the details of it by any means necessary. But she is not the girl he expected, and he is not the monster she feared.
Some secrets are worth dying for, some gifts feel like a curse, and some servants were never truly loyal in the first place.
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03 Jun 2026
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“We can pretend,” she whispers, tugging on him. “Like we used to.”
Or: a step-sibling incest AU.
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01 Jun 2026
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When Hermione's parents find themselves tied up in a financial bind, she takes it upon herself to go forth and find work. Of course, who better else suited than the second most richest family in the wizarding world? What she didn't expect was to be given a washcloth and maids uniform and a list of "to-do's" and an even longer list of "don'ts" The worst part? The fact that something larger was at play, and the biggest escape plan of her life was about to unfold, and with her worst enemy, Draco Malfoy.
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31 May 2026
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The Morning After by annieinthesun for halfbl00dprincess
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 May 2026
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Hermione looked up at Draco and found his attention fixed on her throat, his eyes darkening as he took in what he saw.
“Who did this to you?” he growled.
It took a second for it to click, and when it did, heat rushed to her face.
Theo.
What a sneaky bastard.
Bookmarked by RascalMike
29 May 2026
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Great read. HEA. Don't give up on our guy yet. 😉
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Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister."
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Bookmarked by RascalMike
29 May 2026
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Nine years ago, Hermione Granger created a plan to become Minister of Magic by the time she turned 60. As part of that plan she knew she needed a husband and two children to convince the public to support her.
She is now approaching her thirty-fourth birthday and is still single, though not for lack of trying. She's questioning her dating methodology as friends grow distant, her parents age, her fertile years are peaking, and the professional goals she created at twenty-five are starting to become harder to cling to. She knows she needs something to change, but that's easier said than done when Draco Malfoy won't leave her the fuck alone.
As for Draco, there's nothing quite as alluring as an angry Hermione Granger, and that's why he's been teasing her for the last ten years. It's only when he comes up with his best idea yet - and gets himself assigned as her security detail for an event that absolutely does not require it - that he starts to peel back the layers and sees her for who she really is. She's more than just a beautiful witch with a fierce temper. She's flawed, lonely, and starting to burn out.
Draco knows he can help. He just needs to her to say yes first.
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Bookmarked by RascalMike
29 May 2026
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Hermione Granger is small. At only 160cm, she's always had to be brighter and louder than everyone else to be visible. Draco Malfoy is tall. At 190cm, he towers over her, makes her feel out of control, and prefers to stay invisible. When she realizes that Malfoy can see her when no one else can, Hermione learns that there are many reasons why someone so tall can make her feel so safe.
Hopefully, he won't notice how often she "forgets" her wand.
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Bookmarked by RascalMike
29 May 2026
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Draco Malfoy thought his life had finally became quiet. Three years after the war, he's an Auror, he lives in a small flat instead of the Manor, and most of his days are spent buried under endless paperwork. It's not exciting but it's stable.
Then Hermione Granger walks back into his life....with a stalker.
Now he's juggling a mysterious stalker, the unexpected return of Theo Nott, Harry Potter being irritating and the uncomfortable realization that Hermione Granger is quite attractive.
Also, he might get a cat.Bookmarked by RascalMike
29 May 2026