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    Hermione and Charlie start to write each other during The Triwizard Tournament. Charlie helps Hermione see things about the wizarding world she didn't realize before. Through the letters, they slowly fall in love. When Hermione goes back to complete her N.E.W.T.s, she finds things out about Draco she didn't know before. As they become friends, Hermione realizes she has feelings for Draco. She doesn't know if she should choose between the wizard who captured her heart through words or the wizard who captured her heart through actions.

    *Updates every Wednesday and Saturday night*

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    Canon rewrite of season 5 to accommodate Steo!

    Stiles' whole thing for this season is that he doesn't trust Theo. Well...what if he did? This is my interpretation of it.

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    When two magical worlds are linked together by mysterious forces, strange things can happen. There's dragons and prophecies, love and war, and as always magic. Just not the magic Lily was familiar with. With the help of some new friends, Lily learns how to navigate this new world in an attempt to get home. That is until something dark and dangerous threatens not just her, but everyone within both worlds. In an attempt to finish the war started on Middle Earth and not bring Wizarding London into their third war within as many decades, Lily finds out exactly what she and her newly found hoard are capable of.


    “What the fuck does that mean? What is Ooble…dorn…jeek?” [Theo] squinted at the words. “What language is that?”

    “That is their name.” Luna chuckled as she flicked her wand. [Theo] watched as [his] name disappeared and was quickly replaced with 'Anonymous'. “They are from another world, after all.” She turned and began to skip down the main aisle.

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    Drabbles from @mousie_writes on twitter!

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    Ron does something unforgivable to Hermione during their 8th year return to Hogwarts. Following graduation, Hermione must now find a way to heal. Meanwhile, enemies of the post-war peace hatch sinister plots and Hermione must relearn to trust her instincts in determining friend from foe.

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    Collection of prompts written for Chubtober, Chub'O'Ween, and Chubmass

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    He turned around almost instantly, seeming to remember something but looked up into Malfoy’s eyes first. There was a glint of trouble in Nott’s gaze and Hermione wondered just what he was planning.

    “I couldn’t trouble you for one of those apple pies, could I Granger?” He asked. Malfoy’s stare into the back of Nott’s head then turned feral. He looked to be extremely impatient to get Nott out of there and back to their own seats.

    “Of course, help yourself” she offered without really even thinking and lifted her tupperware box up to Nott’s hand so that he could easily withdraw one for himself. His long fingers wrapped delicately around one of the small pastry cases before he took a bite, looking directly at Malfoy’s face and making a small moan of satisfaction.

    “Mmm you should really give these a try, Draco. I think you’d love them. So sweet...”

    Hermione, without a word, offered for him to take one of the sweet treats as well but he simply looked at her silently as if all words had escaped him. A short shake of his head followed, hardly a polite decline but she didn’t mind. She’d been too consumed by that look in his eyes as he wet his bottom lip with his tongue to notice his reaction anyway.

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    dunbars_: anybody else wanna pipe up
    tallbot: yes actually i do
    tallbot: you smell

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    Liam Dunbar creates a groupchat. Chaos ensues.

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    Her husband, Draco Malfoy, a man she once could never imagine herself with and now could never imagine life without. She loved him with all her heart, which is why she wanted to do this for him. Deep down, it was also something she knew she would enjoy, but mostly it was for him.

    A Dramione tale of how Hermione suggests having a threesome with Draco. The tags make this story sound a LOT sexier and smuttier than it is. Trust me, there will be smut, and it will be spicy. But there will also be sweet and potentially awkward moments. This is a realistic take on a married couple having their first threesome.

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    In a misguided attempt at house unity after the war, Hogwarts has decided to start doing a student exchange program between the houses. For the pilot of this program, one male and one female student from each house will spend the Fall Term in a different house to experience new things and better understand their fellow students.

    Hermione Granger is looking for an escape hatch. Draco Malfoy is looking for forgiveness. The exchange program is just what they need.

    Post-war, 8th year, Dramione.

    18+ MATURE. CW: discussions of domestic violence and abuse, PTSD, panic attacks, and anxiety. Explicit language and sexual content

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    In the summer before 8th year, Head Boy Theo Nott and Head Girl Hermione Granger are dealing with alot of trauma at child soldier therapy camp. Pansy and Draco are waiting for their trials. The four of them end up growing closer over fire whiskey, cigarettes, group therapy and illicit touches. A polyamorous, kinky AU.

    The title for this fic comes from the lyrics to
    This Side of Paradise by Coyote Theory, with a slight change.
    https://open.spotify.com/track/79EkGysjP2dL5GdpeQjRxT?si=KgHwHheMRsuf8PfULt_cIA

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    red_riding_hoodie added McCalltheshots, Bansheebabe, SourWolf, and 12 others to a group chat.
    red_riding_hoodie named the group Woof Pack

    red_riding_hoodie: listen up you dirty dogs
    red_riding_hoodie: this is the pack gc from now on
    red_riding_hoodie: now everyone be nice and say your name :)

     

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    Scott might grow to regret giving Stiles the responsibility of creating a pack group chat after the war.

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    Wetting the baby's head:
    1. Phrase | Informal British: Celebrate a baby's birth with a drink, typically an alcoholic one.

    Or: Draco might've had one drink too many at the pub with his friends and now Blaise has to deal with it. Oh, Merlin! He just hopes that his wife doesn’t downright murder him!

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    After the Hogwarts’ Battle, everyone’s lives were slowly being reconstructed. Harry James Potter had everything planned: he was going to live in Grimmauld’s Place, become an auror and continue his relationship with Ginny. But, he realizes that life doesn’t always go the way you planned. And sometimes, it can be even better.

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    Professor Malfoy approaches TA Hermione Granger about a side job...

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    Then the night before freshman year, Stiles overheard his father about half a body in the woods. Theo sighed before following him out the front door to the Jeep and going to Scott’s. Of course, they were going to search for it. And that’s what truly started it all.

    Or

    The one where Theo didn’t go with the Dread Doctors in 4th grade.

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    Theo skips a pack meeting. Stiles reminds him why that's a bad idea.

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    Liam casts about for the nearest available projectile that will cause minimal damage to his boyfriend’s face, finds the embroidered felt miniature teddy bear Jenna had saved for him from that Christmas that Godiva sent her too many gift bears with the coffee, and launches it at Theo’s forehead. Theo doesn’t even bother dodging. The stuffed toy strikes him squarely between the eyes and thumps into his lap, and the chimera blinks down at it blandly.

    “I’m serious,” Theo says, shrugging. “Have you ever even stopped to consider why you’re full of rage and destruction when it’s the full moon?”

    “Oh, I don’t know,” Liam rejoins, one hand on his hip and the other twirling a length of chain sarcastically in the air. “Let me guess. Could it be the IED? My irritating boyfriend driving me to the edge of insanity? Oh, wait. The fact that I’m a fucking bitten werewolf?”

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    The Fairy Gala was a big deal to a young fae named Stiles. He thought that he could never, ever hate it. Enter Theo, another fae, who was randomly selected as Stiles’ mandatory partner. Theo was also Stiles’ sworn enemy. Needless to say, Stiles was not looking forward to the Fairy Gala anymore—not one bit.

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    Интересно, что почувствует Тео, если забрать у него такую ценность, как первая любовь? Наверняка ему будет очень-очень больно. Драко не смог скрыть смешок и лукавый взгляд. Нотт влюблен в грязнокровку — звучит как неудачная шутка.

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