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"As she entered her office, she had a sneaking suspicion that Ron was up to something when she saw several red envelopes on her desk.
It had been one day since she left him. One day, and she was already getting howlers from Ron and Molly Weasley.
Ron was incensed about her leaving because, “How dare you leave without telling me!” and “Why didn’t you ever say anything to me?” and “I thought we were so good together!” A whinging howler.
Ugh. Really, Ron? Don’t you ever listen?
Those howlers she could deal with. It was the ones from Molly that came to her office that were the worst. Oh no, Molly couldn’t have sent them to her flat. She just had to let everyone know that “Hermione Granger was a floozy and a cheater,” and “a no-good girlfriend that only thought of herself and no one else.” It wasn’t even original, to be honest.
No one else had given more of themselves to Ron in the past two and a half years. No one but Hermione."
But now Hermione has finally stopped doubting herself and stepped out on her own. Having done so has gained her a couple of "new" friends as well as brought some old ones closer. She's awakened a new self.
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He walks in and finds them not how he left them.
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A one-shot where Draco and Hermione wonder what they might be like in another world. Based on EJAE’s single “In Another World” released December 2025.
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Drabbles and micro-fics.
This first has no specific pairing. Use your imagination as to whom it might be. 😉🥰
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Draco and Theo already knew they would have no other witch than the Golden Girl herself. Their already established relationship only needed one more. Hermione accepts the position.
When the subject of marriage comes up, Hermione makes sure to tell her sweethearts that she may not be able to produce the heir their family requires. They tell her they would willingly give up names and titles just to have her as their own.
After their triad marriage on Beltane, Hermione notices something better than "good" may have happened.
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As she looked around her living room - at the green velvet ottoman she didn't remember purchasing, the 14th century Wizarding texts on her bookshelf, the hideous and obnoxiously ostentatious grandfather clock that could only belong to a Malfoy - she pictured the toothbrush next to hers on her bathroom counter, the old Slytherin quidditch jersey she regularly tripped over in her bedroom, and the mint chocolate chip ice cream in her freezer - a flavour she abhorred, but that a particular, pale, pointy faced aristocrat sat across from her had a tragic fondness for.
Her chest burning, as if she drank a barrel of bubotuber pus, Hermione turned to him with narrowed, accusing eyes. "Malfoy...are we dating?"
If there's one thing Hermione Granger knows, it's that she simply doesn't have time to date. Draco decides to date her, anyway.
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- Part 1 of Grandfather Clocks and Ginger Biscuits
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08 Jun 2026
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It wasn’t until Draco found himself staring silently at his calendar for the following Saturday night, feeling as though he had floated several feet outside his own body, that fragments of the conversation began returning to him. Red spoke first. She had said it had recently come to light that their husbands had engaged in some very non-Gryffindor behaviour during an Auror trip to Portugal. Apparently, the only way to answer the spectacular shame of it all was to make use of the two men their husbands loathed most.
Which was how Draco Malfoy came to be standing in his study, hastily scrawling words across his calendar:Shag Granger — 7:00 PM
The ink was still drying when Theo, who was standing over him in his own brand of dumbfounded stupidity, leaned over his shoulder, plucked the quill from his fingers, struck a neat line through the entry, and added instead:
Foursome with Red, Granger, and Nott — 7:00 PM
Note: The girls to approve photographs before anything is shared with husbands, or ex-husbands, pending clarification.Bookmarked by RascalMike
07 Jun 2026
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A ward.
Or more accurately, a slave.That's what they've become.
Under the Restoration Accords, former Death Eaters are stripped of their freedom and forced into service.
As a Magical Compliance Assessor, Hermione Granger is forced to enforce a system she never believed in.
So she does what she can, quietly and carefully, trying to protect those trapped within it.Until protecting them is no longer enough.
When Hermione is pushed to act, she finds herself returning to someone she never expected to trust.
Draco Malfoy.
Not because he pulls her into the dark,
but because, like her, he refuses to accept it.And once she chooses him,
he has no intention of letting her walk away.- Language:
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07 Jun 2026
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Sovereign Flare (n.): A destructive, ancient cosmic fire, choosing only one witch every Century. (Or in this case, the highly logical, surprisingly sexual and expectation defying Hermione Granger)
Anchor (n.): The only force capable of igniting it and grounding it. (Or, in this case, a thoroughly foul-mouthed, self-loathing Draco Malfoy who adores Hermione Granger.)Forced into hiding, under the pretence of imprisonment, Hermione Granger struggles to adapt to being the most intense cosmic power the world has ever seen. Under the watchful eye of her guard dog, she must grapple with her new abilities. Which would be pretty easy if it wasn't for her forced proximity to her incorrigible crush, Draco Malfoy...who just so happens to be magically tethered to her.
Together, they have to master a volatile magical bond before it kills them. They expected the terror, the torture, and the high-stakes survival. They didn't expect the fierce, undeniable love that grew along the way...or the sheer, inappropriate humour that they share throughout.
(Features a very badass Narcissa, a whiney Lucius, a hilariously unfiltered Ginny, and a totally useless Ron)
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07 Jun 2026
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Ambitious investigative reporter Hermione Granger doesn’t fancy Auror Draco Malfoy.
She doesn’t want to snog him senseless (although she does do it that one time she’s piss-drunk).
She is mostly sure she doesn’t want to kill him. (Hot coffee doesn’t count, okay?)
She certainly doesn’t want to end up on his lap at Harry and Ginny’s engagement party, after being drugged by Theo Nott’s newly invented potion.
What she doesn’t want most of all, though, are things she’ll never say to him.
Right?Series
- Part 1 of ...And Consequences
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06 Jun 2026