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  1. Public Bookmark 67

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    LaPointe has the misfortune of rooming next to Shane & Ilya on a roadie. Chaos ensues.

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    They all stand there looking at each other for a minute when they hear the next smack followed by a whimper and a strangled cry.
    “SEE!!!” LaPointe shouts gesturing at the wall “What is going on”
    “okay yeah, that sounds bad” Hayes agrees
    “are we 100% sure this isnt some fucked up sex thing?” Dykstra asks “like it sounds bad but” he trails off
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    Once Barrett was able to compose himself he looks at the team and finally explains what he thought was so funny.
    “Guys, you do know that it's Roz and Hollzy’s room next door right?” he asks and then immediately returns to his giggling.
    LaPointe looks around the room at the wide eyed shock on everyone's faces, and the notable blush starting on Haas and himself devolves into maniacal laughter.
    “So it is definitely a weird sex thing” Bood groans as he chuckles looking at the wall.
    “Its always the quiet ones,” Dykstra adds, looking relieved and amused in equal measure.

     

    5+1.
    5 times the Centuars find out golden boy Shane Hollander is freakier than they ever imagined.
    +1 time they find out Ilya is just as bad.

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    28 May 2026

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    Shane no longer hides that he's texting with a guy. It is a badly kept secret that he is gay, and all the important people know already (his family, friends, and his team). So he doesn't delete all the evidence anymore, just the messages that make it clear he is dating Ilya Rozanov.

    And now everyone can read his sexts with his boyfriend.

    Set somewhere between Shane coming out to his team, before Hayden knows Lily=Ilya, this is a (twitter) reaction fic! (no need to read the first two installments).

    OR: Shane Hollander's sexts and sappy texts with Lily get leaked, twitter reacts.

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    23 May 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    23 May 2026

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    You all heard about sweet Hollander being outed as a "terrible boyfriend" to Lily, now get ready for menace Rozanov being outed as "whipped and clingy boyfriend" to Jane :)

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    23 May 2026

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    "You won't if you want to fuck me tonight." Hollander had said in Russian.

    Dmitry glanced up, pausing from where he was unlacing his skates. What the fuck could in the conversation possibly have possibly led to this?

    He glanced at Rozanov, who'd been smirking and teasing Wyatt only a second earlier. Now, his mouth was firmly shut. All the rest of the team stared at Rozanov.

    Wyatt laughed. "Oh my God, Roz I don't even know what he said but you are so damn whipped!"

    "One word from the husband and he shuts up!" Bood crowed.

    Chouinard jumped in. "Yeah, what the hell did you say to shut him up that quickly, Hollzy?"

    (4 times shane was less boring than people thought. including hickeys, never have i ever, being in the room next door to them at a hotel, and a russian rookie)

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    22 May 2026

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    When Rose Landry’s texts are leaked, Shane is outed not only as gay, but as an enthusiastic and talented bottom and deepthroater. He panics over being the literal embodiment of every locker room slur but gets advice for dealing with his next team practice:

    It’s time to get cocky. It’s time to own it.

    Or: Ilya grapples with top privilege and Shane gets to embrace bottom pride in the locker room.

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    21 May 2026

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    Inspired by this tumblr post.

    "I did," Shane and Rozanov answer simultaneously, then cut their eyes at each other, and Hayden is pretty sure he already regrets asking who made the first move, but honestly he's still trying to wrap his brain around this relationship and it seemed like the best place to start.

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    21 May 2026

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    Holmberg cracks first. “Do you know what ‘princess treatment’ means?” 

    Whatever Troy expected to hear, it was clearly not this. “...what?”

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    20 May 2026

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    Sock @ilyarozanovssocks
    Mate, I can guarantee that absolutely no one would be lucky to have you.

    Lily @shanehollandersrealgf
    Ah, and Rozanov is better than me?

    Sock @ilyarozanovssocks
    Obviously.

    Or: Ilya wants to thirst and brag about his boyfriend in public, so he finds a way to do so.

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    20 May 2026

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    Shane: You know, believe it or not, eating women out actually wasn't my favorite pastime
    Ilya: Sure.
    Shane: Ilya. I’m GAY
    Ilya: Not too gay to eat lots of pussy

    In which the women Shane has slept with share their experiences on social media, Shane and Ilya both react totally normally, and Hayden would like some clarity on his best friend's sex life

    A sequel to "ten out of ten"

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    19 May 2026

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    Shane exhaled sharply. "You know," he murmured, voice thick, "my favorite ways are this..." he arched again beneath him, emphasizing the point. Ilya’s breath stutters faintly at the flush contact before steadying, adjusting his position so the pressure stays even, intentional, controlled. He lets the reaction exist without letting it take over. "And having something in my mouth." The admission bloomed between them, lazy and warm, the kind of truth that only surfaced when he was this pliant, this boneless beneath Ilya’s touch.

    Ilya’s fingers paused. "Something?" he echoed roughly. His thumb brushed the corner of Shane’s mouth, lingering. "Or someone?"

    Shane’s lips parted around a breathless laugh, catching Ilya’s thumb between his teeth for a brief, teasing nip. "Both I guess. Like my mouth guard, pen caps, hoodie strings…" His tongue darted out to soothe the spot he’d bitten. His hips shifted restlessly beneath Ilya’s weight, the movement deliberate. "Your fingers. Your cock. Just..." he swallowed thickly. "Just want to feel something there. For a while."

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    Shane and Ilya venture into cockwarming

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    17 May 2026

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    Step One: Flirt!
    Step Two: Figure out what flirting is.
    Step Three: Attempt flirting again.
    Step Four: Why is flirting so difficult. :(

    Even Rose Landry might not be able to save Shane Hollander's flirting game, but she's going to do her best to try to help him seduce his crush, Ilya Rozanov.

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    17 May 2026

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    In the offseason, a steamy video of Shane and Ilya dancing at a club goes viral. Already out and married for years at this point, the first husbands of hockey can't believe this is news. For once, it's Shane whose media responses blow it up even further. Ilya’s not about to let an opportunity to compete with Shane go to waste.

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    The rivalry still hasn't died, they just find new ways to keep it going. Why choose silence when you can choose violence?

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    17 May 2026

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    Being famous means that a lot of people develop certain perceptions of you.

    Ilya Rozanov generally doesn't mind this. He has, after all, spent years curating that very perception.

    He minds it a lot more when people have certain misunderstandings about his husband, and sets out to rectify them in his signature chaotic way.

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    Or; 4 times Ilya taught the world about his husband, and one time Shane did.

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    16 May 2026

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    “Mn you’re not wrong. If that couch could speak,” Ilya said, his lips pulled in a smirk, “it would also complain about my libido.”

    Silence descended on the room once again. Wyatt slowly turned his head to look at the fabric of the sectional he was sitting on.

    Luca was the first to move. He launched himself off the couch as if electrocuted. “OH MY GOD!”

    Troy scrambled up next, wiping the back of his thighs frantically. “YOU ANIMALS!”

    Harris stood up slowly, a look of profound betrayal on his face. “I’m sitting on the ghosts of your dead would-have-been-children.”

    Wyatt simply stood, walked to a wooden dining chair in the corner and sat down with the solemnity of a man choosing a life of celibacy.

    (or, 5 times Ottawa Centaurs teased Hollanov for their crazy love and 1 time they showed that crazy or not, Shane and Ilya are family. And no one fucks with their family)

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    16 May 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 42

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    Shane is obsessed with getting another cup, because he wants to get to 7 cups. Because once he has 7, he wants to come out. But he hasn’t told this to Ilya.

    Ilya is struggling, he’s depressed, he’s in therapy, but he hasn’t told Shane.

    As the boys are missing each other, Shane makes the impromptu decision to……..get a tattoo. What did he get? What did Ilya think?

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    16 May 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov loves his husband normally.

    Or, at least, that is what he tells everyone.

    Unfortunately for Shane Hollander, Ilya’s definition of normal includes saying “my husband Shane” at every possible opportunity, reposting thirst edits from his verified account, attaching himself to Shane in public like an emotionally unstable wolf, and treating every casual compliment as a personal threat to the sanctity of their marriage.

    Shane complains. Loudly. Often.

    He also never really tells him to stop.

    A story about being loved too much, too publicly, too ridiculously — and learning, slowly, to love loudly back.

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    13 May 2026

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    It can be hard to understand Hollander and Rozanov, especially when you know them as players first. But the deeper you go, the more the truth comes out - they're soulmates, destined to be together, always orbiting, always in love. Despite his persona, Shane gladly shows the world just how in love he is with Ilya. After all, Ilya deserves all of it and more. Walking Ilya like a dog? Look at Shane Hollander being proudly collared.

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    5 times people realise Shane is insane about his boyfriend/husband + the one time they're freaks together

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    04 May 2026

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    "Why don't I tell you a story, then? You may not be able to relate—it's my story after all, and you're not that good at hockey, but try to keep up."

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    29 Apr 2026

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    Daily posts on the Ottawa Centaurs social media.

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    475,872

    28 Apr 2026

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