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  1. Public Bookmark 66

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    LaPointe has the misfortune of rooming next to Shane & Ilya on a roadie. Chaos ensues.

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    They all stand there looking at each other for a minute when they hear the next smack followed by a whimper and a strangled cry.
    “SEE!!!” LaPointe shouts gesturing at the wall “What is going on”
    “okay yeah, that sounds bad” Hayes agrees
    “are we 100% sure this isnt some fucked up sex thing?” Dykstra asks “like it sounds bad but” he trails off
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    Once Barrett was able to compose himself he looks at the team and finally explains what he thought was so funny.
    “Guys, you do know that it's Roz and Hollzy’s room next door right?” he asks and then immediately returns to his giggling.
    LaPointe looks around the room at the wide eyed shock on everyone's faces, and the notable blush starting on Haas and himself devolves into maniacal laughter.
    “So it is definitely a weird sex thing” Bood groans as he chuckles looking at the wall.
    “Its always the quiet ones,” Dykstra adds, looking relieved and amused in equal measure.

     

    5+1.
    5 times the Centuars find out golden boy Shane Hollander is freakier than they ever imagined.
    +1 time they find out Ilya is just as bad.

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    28 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Shane no longer hides that he's texting with a guy. It is a badly kept secret that he is gay, and all the important people know already (his family, friends, and his team). So he doesn't delete all the evidence anymore, just the messages that make it clear he is dating Ilya Rozanov.

    And now everyone can read his sexts with his boyfriend.

    Set somewhere between Shane coming out to his team, before Hayden knows Lily=Ilya, this is a (twitter) reaction fic! (no need to read the first two installments).

    OR: Shane Hollander's sexts and sappy texts with Lily get leaked, twitter reacts.

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    23 May 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    23 May 2026

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    You all heard about sweet Hollander being outed as a "terrible boyfriend" to Lily, now get ready for menace Rozanov being outed as "whipped and clingy boyfriend" to Jane :)

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    23 May 2026

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    "You won't if you want to fuck me tonight." Hollander had said in Russian.

    Dmitry glanced up, pausing from where he was unlacing his skates. What the fuck could in the conversation possibly have possibly led to this?

    He glanced at Rozanov, who'd been smirking and teasing Wyatt only a second earlier. Now, his mouth was firmly shut. All the rest of the team stared at Rozanov.

    Wyatt laughed. "Oh my God, Roz I don't even know what he said but you are so damn whipped!"

    "One word from the husband and he shuts up!" Bood crowed.

    Chouinard jumped in. "Yeah, what the hell did you say to shut him up that quickly, Hollzy?"

    (4 times shane was less boring than people thought. including hickeys, never have i ever, being in the room next door to them at a hotel, and a russian rookie)

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    22 May 2026