Shane Hollander is a (checks leaked texts) freak

Shane no longer hides that he's texting with a guy. It is a badly kept secret that he is gay, and all the important people know already (his family, friends, and his team). So he doesn't delete all the evidence anymore, just the messages that make it clear he is dating Ilya Rozanov.

And now everyone can read his sexts with his boyfriend.

Set somewhere between Shane coming out to his team, before Hayden knows Lily=Ilya, this is a (twitter) reaction fic! (no need to read the first two installments).

OR: Shane Hollander's sexts and sappy texts with Lily get leaked, twitter reacts.

Notes:

First of all thank you so much for all the love you've shown for the first two parts of this series! I cannot express how happy it's made me!

Second: Shane would hate being known as the pervert he is, so this is definitely not a likely scenerio. So yes, we need to suspend our disbelief for this one. Also with the fact that I didn't put any negative reactions in it, the reason being I didn't want to :).

Third: I reread common goal and the long game for this one, so be aware that I use information from those books.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

Marius
@MariusPL

I am sitting in a cafe in Montreal. Someone tell me why I just heard two @MontrealVoyageurs players talk (loudly) about Hollander being gay🏳️‍🌈?? If I'd known the prettiest, most handsome, most talented hockey player was gay I would have started watching hockey ages ago.

1:46 PM · Nov 8, 2019

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LoverofStiles @Stileshasmyheart · Nov 8
Replying to @MariusPL

My dude this is not known knowledge!!! There have been rumours but no confirmation yet!!!

MikyMike @Isthismikeon · Nov 8
Replying to @MariusPL

I guess we now know how Shane Hollander fumbled Rose Landry😂

Thiadora @Teawithmilk · Nov 8
Replying to @Isthismikeon

Isn't really fumbling if he isn't interested in the first place🧐🧐🧐

SharonisCaring @Sharethelove· Nov 8
Replying to @Isthismikeon

No matter how much I want it to be true...some rando on twitter saying shit isn't confirmation of anything.

Monkey says so I do @Wanttobeyours· Nov 8
Replying to @Sharethelove

Agreed!!! Until Hollander confirms we know nothing. Outing other people is a dick move.

MikyMike @Isthismikeon · Nov 8
Replying to @Wanttobeyours

Sure, sure... but there is no other reason though???

Thiadora @Teawithmilk · Nov 8
Replying to @Isthismikeon

Uhm yeah there is? I can’t imagine someone like Rose Landry would be okay with coming second in her boyfriend’s life. Shane Hollander’s first and greatest love will always be hockey.

IsMyThing @inappropriateness · Nov 8
Replying to @Teawithmilk

I don't think there was a lot of coming between those two 🫣🫣🫣

CandiceQueen
@KlausCaroline

I know we all say Hollander is the politest boy to ever have done hockey, but when that reporter asked him about his sexuality??? the way he said: Do you have a question about hockey? That did things to me.🥵🥵🥵

9:49 PM · Nov 11, 2018

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IlyasIliyana @Iliyana95 · Nov11
Replying to @KlausCaroline

Yeah that tone was feral🤭

CallmeCas @Deansgirl · Nov 11
Replying to @KlausCaroline

If there weren’t camera’s in the room I feel like Hollander would have decked him for sure!!

Timmyyy @UedaS · Nov 11
Replying to @Deansgirl

Would have cheered him on if he did

Killa
@Naturalborn

I feel like Hollander could be one of those uber polite guys who goes absolutely bonkers in a cold rage though.

CandiceQueen @KlausCaroline · Nov 11

I know we all say Hollander is the politest boy to ever have done hockey…

11:29 AM · Nov 12, 2019

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Mikaelson’s son @HottiesonTV · Nov 12
Replying to @Naturalborn

I could see him as an Elijah

Elijah’s lover @VampTV · Nov 12
Replying to @HottiesonTV

Ugh Elijah was always the hottest Mikaelson<3

Jerry Berry
@Berrylife

Honestly I feel like the fact we never see Shane Hollander with a woman is confirmation? Like if he wasn’t gay he could just bring a date to a hockey event and squash the rumours?

3:57 PM · Nov 13, 2019

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Bazinga @Damina· Nov 13
Replying to @Berrylife

Uh what?? No?? he shouldn’t have to bring a random woman to deny being gay?

Natalia @Treesformees· Nov 13
Replying to @Damina

I don’t think the woman would mind?

I am a turtle @Turtur · Nov 13
Replying to @Treesformees

There’s always going to be weirdos who would then be like oh look he’s bringing a beard to prove he isn’t gay.

Strike Back @LaRevalution· Nov 13
Replying to @Berrylife

Are we forgetting Rose Landry??

Jerry Berry @Berrylife· Nov 13
Replying to @LaRevalution

That was three years ago

Kyandaro
@KyKyRaRa

Okay okay okay, apparently someone hacked Hollander’s phone and leaked messages between him and a Lily, and him and Rose Landry and he’s definitely gay. link

7:48 PM · Dec 13, 2019

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Sharon is Caring @Sharethelove· Dec 13
Replying to @KyKyRaRa

Dude!! This is fucking disgusting, please delete!!!

Monkey says so I do @Wanttobeyours· Dec 13
Replying to @KyKyRaRa

Outing other people is a dick move. Reposting someones private chat that was leaked is atrocious. Reported.

10PLYPOD
@10PLYPODCAST

@ShaneHollanderOfficial Please join us on our podcast. Please, pretty please🙏

1:30 PM · Dec 13, 2019

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Shane Hollander @ShaneHollanderOfficial · Dec 13
Replying to @10PLYPODCAST

Since I don't know your podcast and have a very busy schedule I will have to decline. In the future, know that all work deals go through my agent.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

Oh god, okay, I’m a horrible human being. I’m going to read the leaked messages. I know, I know. I’m sorry. I’m just a way too curious person, and I've been drinking cocktails all day. I'm making it private though and I'll donate to charity or something to balance out my karma.

8:14 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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Lily

Send glasses pic.

What? No.

Please.

I'm going on the ice soon.

I know. We won't be able to call after...

I didn't bring them with me.

Please, Shane. I know you have some saved.

Yeah but you’ve seen those.

Yes but I'm now not seeing them.

I cannot beg more than I’m already begging. I promise I will delete after.

Fine.

Thank you.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

I already love whoever this Lily is. I too would beg Hollander for glasses pic. Did we all see him in that interview?? 🥵🥵🥵

8:16 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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MerrySeason @NormalB · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

That interview😅😅?? He does so many...

Hollanderthebest @2424Dalia2424 · Dec 14
Replying to @NormalB

And yet I know exactly what interview she's talking about🧐🧐

24ismycaptain @MontrealGirly · Dec 14
Replying to @2424Dalia2424

Hollander on a normal day is HOT. Hollander with glasses and I would crawl for him he wouldn't have to ask twice.

Hollanderthebest @2424Dalia2424 · Dec 14
Replying to @MontrealGirly

Girrll staph. That's so unhinged.

24ismycaptain @MontrealGirly · Dec 14
Replying to @2424Dalia2424

You ain't seen nothing yet. (also it's just you guys sooooo)

Ɛ>Shannon<З @ShannonPaauw · Dec 14
Replying to @MontrealGirly

Let's keep in mind he's a real person who's probably in a relationship.

24ismycaptain @MontrealGirly · Dec 14
Replying to @ShannonPaauw

BOOOO Shannon ya borrring (also 1. I would never say it to his face and 2. it's really his fault for doing that underwear ad...I'm weak.)

Hollanderthebest @2424Dalia2424 · Dec 14
Replying to @MontrealGirly

Let's not call our DD boring!! Thank you Shannon for driving us home 🩷🩷🩷

24ismycaptain @MontrealGirly · Dec 14
Replying to @ShannonPaauw

Thank you Shannon<3

Lily

I miss you already.

I miss you too.

I also miss your freckles.

Weird but okay.

Ah but you loooveee me

I do.

I do love you.

I love you too.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

Stop. Stop stop stooohhhhppp. Lily is not a hookup. Lily 😱 is 😱 a 😱 boyfriend 😱 an I-love-you boyfriend😱

8:18 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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hockeyNHLhockey @hockeyhockey · Dec 14
Replying to @Holccando

Eh, Hollander seems like a relationship guy

VoyMon24 @Droverrr · Dec 14
Replying to @hockeyhockey

Euuuuuhh it's more that he kept that a secret for so long

LoveLove @EveryonesBestie · Dec 14
Replying to @Droverrr

Apparently even after the Hunter's kiss you can't just go "here's my boyfriend."

OhCaptainMyCaptain @Holcando · Dec 14
Replying to @EveryonesBestie

Ugh now I'm sad

Lily

You know what would help me sleep...

My 2016 documentary?

Well, yes, that too.

But for now I would like a picture of my boyfriend.

So I can jerk off and go to bed :).

and yes, I will delete it after.

I'm not really in a place where I can just take a picture.

You're at Pike's right? Go to the bathroom.

Take your shirt off, I want to see your abs.

Pull your pants down a little so your underwear peaks out.

Take one from above like that.

Also take a selfie with your chest and face visible please.

Perfect. You look so hot.

Fuck. Are you jerking off already?

No, I'm knitting.

Of course I'm already touching my dick. Is purpose of sexting Hollander.

Fuck off.

Wish I could watch.

Now go back to Hayden while I make do with your pictures.

Make do?

I can't go back like this.

I'm hard now too.

Pic or it didn't happen ;).

Want help with that?

I'm not jerking off in Hayd's bathroom.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

Mmmm.... Okay Shane. I see you. You deleted all evidence of jerking off in Hayden Pike's bathroom didn't you???

8:21 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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24ismycaptain @MontrealGirly · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Forever sad we won't be able to see the evidence😢

24ismycaptain @MontrealGirly · Dec 14
Replying to @MontrealGirly

Honestly deleting pictures should be a punishable offense.👀👀

CallmeCas @Deansgirl · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Oooh. Maybe crazy but I love the direction on how to take the picture??!! It would make me feel so much less insecure and unsure about sending a sexy pic!!

LoverofStiles @Stileshasmyheart · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Nobody is surprised by this...

CallmeCas @Deansgirl · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

What does that mean???

chirpsarelife @Finladibeau · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Did Hollander just roast himself before Lily could??

Lily

Three more weeks.

21 days.

We can do this.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

Are they long distance? I'm pretty sure there wasn't a three week away game road trip around this time right?

8:23 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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CanShaHol @Tankstadt · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Seems like it, with the missing, calling, and now the counting down.

Timmyyy @UedaS · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Is it weird that I think a long distance relationship is kinda perfect for Hollander? That way he can focus on his one true love (hockey) first?

LoverofStiles @Stileshasmyheart · Dec 14
Replying to @UedaS

Too much work and no play makes Shane a very dull boy...

CallmeCas @Deansgirl · Dec 14
Replying to @Stileshasmyheart

But a damn good hockey player. Let's not forget party-boy Rozanov only has one cup, while we were blessed with back-to-back cups.

Lily

Be good and edge yourself for me.

We haven't seen each other in weeks and you want me to edge myself?

Yes.

I will call in 45 minutes. You can get to three, yes?

Asshole

If you can't do it that's fine.

But it would please me very much if you could.

I will reward you, don't worry.

I'm doing it dickhead.

Don't be late.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

I give up. Can't defend them when the evidence is this clear. Not even gonna try, your Honor. Hollander and Lily are 😔 indeed 😔 freaks. Please sentence them to freakdom.

8:26 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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Hollanderthebest @2424Dalia2424 · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Lol you weren't even defending them???

OhCaptainMyCaptain @Holcando · Dec 14
Replying to @2424Dalia2424

I don't like doing pointless work🤷‍♀️

Hockey4life @MeeMooWW · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

"If you can't do it that's fine." You can't tell me that isn't like waving a red flag in front of a (very competitive) bull.

24ismycaptain @MontrealGirly · Dec 14
Replying to @MeeMooWW

Yeah "Lily" knew exactly what he was doing...

24ismycaptain @MontrealGirly · Dec 14
Replying to @MontrealGirly

The things I would do with a man like that...they'd have to drag me kicking and screaming out of his bed

JusticeforLina @Lina_Vas · Dec 14
Replying to @MeeMooWW

Lily's name should be puppetmaster the way he pulls the strings and Shane dances.

Lily

Want me to kiss and make it better?

Always.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

I might not make it to the end folks. Cause of death: Cuteness overload. It's a real thing🥰🥰

8:29 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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Lily

This will be higher stakes than our usual.

Why?

Because it is more work than just beating you.

Didn't beat me last time.

You already have something in mind, don't you?

😈

Tell me later?

Pervert.

But yes Shane, I will talk dirty to you when we call.

Asshole.

Such harsh words for your boyfriend.

Who only wants to give you what you want.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

Yeah Shane, Lily only wants to give you what you want👅👅.

8:30 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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OhCaptainMyCaptain @Holcando · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Also I really want to know??? Anybody have any suggestions

Timmyyy @UedaS · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Please don't summon you-know-who with her list of kinks

LoverofStiles @Stileshasmyheart · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Allo? AhAllooo? Did someone say my name???

Timmyyy @UedaS · Dec 14
Replying to @Stileshasmyheart

NO.

LoverofStiles @Stileshasmyheart · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Personally I think Hollander would look really pretty in ropes, especially in combo with some edging, but some other suggestions: degredation, breathplay, primal play, dollplay

CallmeCas @Deansgirl · Dec 14
Replying to @Stileshasmyheart

I don't even know what any of that means...

24ismycaptain @MontrealGirly · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

I'd ride him every hour on the hour

Lily

I miss you.

I miss you too.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

Sooo I think it's clear they're doing long distance. I cannot believe Shane Hollander, Hockey God Shane Hollander, Prettiest Man Alive Shane Hollander, Insanely Talented and Super Polite Shane Hollander, could probably get anyone he wanted Shane Hollander, that Shane Hollander is doing long distance??!! There really is no hope for us💔💔

8:33 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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Hollanderthebest @2424Dalia2424 · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

UGH if Hollander can’t even find someone close by what chance is there for me??? None, I tell ya!!

MerrySeason @NormalB · Dec 14
Replying to @2424Dalia2424

Maybe his standards are just really high? Like Shannon high🌞

Ɛ>Shannon<З @ShannonPaauw · Dec 14
Replying to @NormalB

Hey!

Lily

No, this is not allowed.

??

You wore glasses to your interview. There are pictures.

I thought you would be happy?

No? Why would you think this? Now everyone can see your slutty glasses.

My glasses aren't slutty.

Yes, they are.

I want to come on them.

No.

Yes.

No.

Please.

No.

I will clean them, and you, after.

Okay.

Thank you.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

Ahem🥵🥵🥵 (I'm so happy Shane's a freak)

8:35 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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MerrySeason @NormalB · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

I mean Lily's kinda the freak here...

Hollanderthebest @2424Dalia2424 · Dec 14
Replying to @NormalB

Did you see how fast Shane folded...

24ismycaptain @MontrealGirly · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

His glasses are 100% slutty!!! If I were a guy I'd want to come on them too.

24ismycaptain @MontrealGirly · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Think it'd be weird if I asked a guy to come on his own glasses, put them back on, then ride him until he comes again?

MerrySeason @NormalB · Dec 14
Replying to @MontrealGirly

...

Ɛ>Shannon<З @ShannonPaauw · Dec 14
Replying to @NormalB

Please don't encourage her

JustHollandersGirl @imjustagirl · Dec 14
Replying to @ShannonPaauw

Maybe if we don't move she won't notice us.

Lily

Are you done watching game tape?

Yes, I'll call in five?

I love you.

I love you.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

Ugh they're so sweet

8:37 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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Ɛ>Shannon<З @ShannonPaauw · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

You know how you guys always tell me to lower my standards...Please raise your standards...

Hollanderthebest @2424Dalia2424 · Dec 14
Replying to @ShannonPaauw

Girl we are not as strong as you...we couldn't survive even a fifth of the draught you're going through

Ɛ>Shannon<З @ShannonPaauw · Dec 14
Replying to @2424Dalia2424

It builds character 💪

Lily

I am turning on your documentary and I'm going to jerk off to you doing yoga.

Thanks for telling me, I guess?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSUdZ9sOQRU

What's that?

Compilation of me scoring goals.

No, I jerked off to that this morning.

We can also call in an hour?

Don't you have dinner with Hayden.

I can cancel.

❤️

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

Not Hollander sending Lily clips of himself playing (admittedly amazing) hockey as spankbank material😂😂😂

8:41 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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LoverofStiles @Stileshasmyheart · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Not Lily having already jerked off to that 😂

JustHollandersGirl @imjustagirl · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Clearly Hollander knows his boyfriend

Lily

I'm having dinner with your parents tonight.

I'm their favourite son.

I was their favourite for 27 years. Call me when it's been that long.

That doesn't count. They didn't know about me then.

I'm not going to compete about this with you.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

OMG Shane is currently 28 so Lily has been Shane's parents favourite for at least a year!!!

8:42 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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CanShaHol @Tankstadt · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Add some time for Lily to become favourite👀👀👀

JusticeforLina @Lina_Vas · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Ha! Shane doesn't even deny Lily is the favourite 🤣

hockeyNHLhockey @hockeyhockey · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Lily has dinner with Shane's parents...without!!!! without Shane!!!! I like my in-laws but I would never

Timmyyy @UedaS · Dec 14
Replying to @hockeyhockey

You like your in-laws??!!?

Lily

Tell me it was hot.

No.

Come on. You got hard watching me.

Fuck off.

That's a yes.

Did you jerk off?

No.

I waited for you.

Such a good slut.

Fuck off.

Call me.

I love you.

I love you.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

Watching him do what Shane???

Watching him do what????

8:49 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

Also Shane, Lily def knows you're a freak so stop pretending.

8:49 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

I waited for you?!!?!! I think I'm dead☠️☠️☠️

May this kind of horniness find me

8:50 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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OhCaptainMyCaptain @Holcando · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Not a joke!!

Hollanderthebest @2424Dalia2424 · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Shhhh we know

Lily

I have something better to do with my time.

Ah, do you? 😏

Yes.

Reading.

You are wearing your glasses?

Show me.

Cruel, cruel boyfriend.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

I wish this would never end. And with this I mean Lily being a slut for Shane in glasses. I will never get enough.

8:53 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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CanShaHol @Tankstadt · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Okay but that's a weird way to start texting right??

JustHollandersGirl @imjustagirl · Dec 14
Replying to @Tankstadt

Well...we know they delete texts...sooo....

24ismycaptain @MontrealGirly · Dec 14
Replying to @imjustagirl

omg I can only imagine the truly unhinged shit they're deleting...

Lily

I won at yahtzee.

She's doing it!

😊

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

Someone know what he's talking about?

8:56 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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CanShaHol @Tankstadt · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

We literally have the same information as you 👁👁

Lily

We won't be able to call tonight.

Give me something to jerk off to.

I'm going to pull up this picture.

I'm going to stroke my cock.

I'm going to think about your pretty face and your skilled mouth.

And then I'm going to come all over it.

Jesus fuck.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

In the words of our Lord and Saviour Shane Hollander.

Jesus. Fuck.

This man is FIINNNEE.

8:59 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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Lily

If I win you suck my dick.

If I win you suck mine. But I get to choose what you wear.

Fine. But then I can too.

Like you don't prefer me naked.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

Is there a word for competitive sexuals?? Like people who get aroused by competition? Because that's what they are.

9:03 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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LoveLove @EveryonesBestie · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

I think that's just a competition kink?

OhCaptainMyCaptain @Holcando · Dec 14
Replying to @EveryonesBestie

Pfff what a boring word for these freaks

Lily

I miss you already.

I miss you already too.

I love you.

I love you too.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

Disgusting.

I want it.

9:06 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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Lily

I don't only care about hockey.

No, you care about real estate as well.

I meant you asshole.

I care about you too.

Sap

I care about you too.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

Disgusting.

I want it.

9:07 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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LoverofStiles @Stileshasmyheart · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

You already said this.

OhCaptainMyCaptain @Holcando · Dec 14
Replying to @Stileshasmyheart

Some things are worth repeating.

Lily

I thought you liked boring?

No, no, no. Boring dragged me into a hotel room and gave me orgasms until I was programmed to like it.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

😂😂😂

9:11 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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OhCaptainMyCaptain @Holcando · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Also Shane-Probably-Jerked-Off-In-Hayden-Pike's-Bathroom-Hollander is not boring.

OhCaptainMyCaptain @Holcando · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Shane-Edges-Himself-Three-Times-In-45-Minutes-Because-His-Boyfriend-Dared-Him-Hollander is not boring.

OhCaptainMyCaptain @Holcando · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Shane-Please-Talk-Dirty-To-Me-When-We-Call-So-I-Can-Hear-Your-Sexy-Words-In-Your-Sexy-Voice-Hollander is not boring.

OhCaptainMyCaptain @Holcando · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Shane-Yes-Of-Course-You-Can-Come-On-My-Glasses-Hollander is not boring.

OhCaptainMyCaptain @Holcando · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Shane-You-Can-Call-Me-A-Slut-And-I-Will-Still-Ask-You-To-Call-Me-Hollander is not boring.

24ismycaptain @MontrealGirly · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Oh good, I thought you missed that.

OhCaptainMyCaptain @Holcando · Dec 14
Replying to @MontrealGirly

No I just didn't know how to respond, other than calling them freaks (lovingly) yet again.

OhCaptainMyCaptain @Holcando · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Shane-I-Will-Do-Anything-If-You-Dare-Me-To-Hollander is not boring.

Ɛ>Shannon<З @ShannonPaauw · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Please stop.

OhCaptainMyCaptain @Holcando · Dec 14
Replying to @ShannonPaauw

Shane-Dragged-Lily-Into-A-Hotel-Room-And-Supplied-Him-With-Orgasms-Until-Lily-Didn't-Mind-Being-Kidnapped-Hollander is not boring.

Lily

I miss your mouth.

More I miss your mouth on my dick.

Fuck off.

You love it.

Tell me I'm a sex god.

No.

Come on. Be good for me Shane.

I will make it worth it.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

Gaaahh no but telling someone you miss their mouth around your dick and then demand they call you a sex god...I can only dream of this level of delusion!!

9:14 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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Lily

I want to kiss the freckles on the back of your neck.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

Yeah same.

9:17 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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Hollanderthebest @2424Dalia2424 · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Neck freckles confirmed 😊😊

24ismycaptain @MontrealGirly · Dec 14
Replying to @2424Dalia2424

What do I need to sell to lick those...asking for a friend (the friend is my vagina)

hockeyNHLhockey @hockeyhockey · Dec 14
Replying to @MontrealGirly

Please find a fuck buddy, I can't deal with your horny ass anymore

24ismycaptain @MontrealGirly · Dec 14
Replying to @2424Dalia2424

I have a FWB situationship thing going on with Jason??!!!

MerrySeason @NormalB · Dec 14
Replying to @MontrealGirly

Find a better one - sincerely, all of us<3

Lily

You are trying to kill me.

They're just glasses.

Save the innocent act for someone you haven't been fucking for years.

Evil, cruel creature.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

☠️RIP LILY☠️

9:18 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

Also years!!!

9:18 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

Also the innocence is an act!!

9:19 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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Hollanderthebest @2424Dalia2424 · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Yes because that was absolutely not clear yet...

Lily

Did you think my fights were hot.

Did that get you hard.

Jerk off for me.

No

Come on. You know you want to.

No.

Watch my fights and jerk off Shane.

Call me.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

Ooohhh do we think Lily is a professional fighter?

9:21 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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OhCaptainMyCaptain @Holcando · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

That's probably just as homophobic a sport as hockey so it would make sense why they are hiding and why they are competitive sexuals.

Hollanderthebest @2424Dalia2424 · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

I love how at this point we don't even care about them being freaky freaks we just want to know more about Lily. Like who is heeee??

24ismycaptain @MontrealGirly · Dec 14
Replying to @2424Dalia2424

You don't speak for me!!!

Lily

Don't think too hard. You won't be winning anything.

Mhmm.

How do you feel about being tied up?

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

That mental image is never leaving my brain.

Rent free.

Forever.

9:25 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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LoverofStiles @Stileshasmyheart · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Lily sees my vision. He 👏 would 👏 look 👏 so 👏 pretty 👏 tied 👏 up 👏

24ismycaptain @MontrealGirly · Dec 14
Replying to @NoraDee91

Plus no way to escape...

24ismycaptain @MontrealGirly · Dec 14
Replying to @NoraDee91

Oh god, I'm hearing it too. Ugh time to look for a new Jason I guess

Timmyyy @UedaS · Dec 14
Replying to @MontrealGirly

🙏 Can't believe that is the best thing to come out off these texts

Lily

I need you.

Fuck. I can't call. I'm not alone.

Get on the middle of the bed.

On your hands and knees, phone down on the mattress.

If you tire you can drop down but keep your eyes on the screen.

I'll give you instructions.

If you follow them you're allowed to come.

Can you do this for me?

Yes.

Good.

You don't have permission to touch yourself yet.

You know how I love to take time to admire you.

Always so pretty for me like this.

Ready and waiting

Just for me.

Is a difficult choice

Want to look at you forever, but also get my hands on you.

Is always very hard until I see your freckles.

They seduce me every time.

Or you start begging and I cannot resist that ever.

Beg me now Shane

Very good. You were made for this. Made for me.

The freckles on the back of your neck, those I will kiss first.

I'd have to put myself all over your back to reach those

Make it so you feel nothing but me.

Smell nothing but me.

And only then, when I've looked at you, when I'm all over you, when all you know is me

Only then I touch you where you want me to

But with slow strokes, very slowly.

I can't just give you what you want.

No, I would tease you, with light touches that are not enough.

Tell me why I would do this Shane

Yes, and you are, very good.

You deserve reward.

Touch yourself and think about how I feel on top of you.

You are such a good slut for me.

Doing as I say. Looking so pretty.

Making those lovely sounds for me..

Always so good for me.

If they could see you like this...

Come for me Shane

Thank you.

My pleasure ;)

Are you okay?

Yeah. Just a bad day.

Needed to get out of my head.

Alright. Take my shirt out from under your pillow and put it on.

Drink some water. Go take a nap.

Will call later. If you're still awake we can talk then.

I love you.

I love you too.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

I might not make it to the end folks. Cause of death: ~~Cuteness overload. It's a real thing🥰🥰~~ overheating.

9:35 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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OhCaptainMyCaptain @Holcando · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

I get why The Shane Hollander is willing to do long distance with Lily. Lily is hot. HOT. Hot and a sexgod. There. I said it.

24ismycaptain @MontrealGirly · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

I'm going to need five to six businessdays to recover from this🥵🥵🥵

CallmeCas @Deansgirl · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

LoverofStiles @Stileshasmyheart · Dec 14
Replying to @Deansgirl

yes...oh... BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY what the hell are they deleting???? Because I would've thought he'd delete these???!!! But like, he clearly went back and deleted stuff!! So not horny Shane went through these text going nah, I'm not deleting that I like to be teased, praised, called a slut...Like what the hell did he delete???

24ismycaptain @MontrealGirly · Dec 14
Replying to @Stileshasmyheart

Thinking about this is going to get me through the search for the next mediocre hookup RIP Jason

Ɛ>Shannon<З @ShannonPaauw · Dec 14
Replying to @MontrealGirly

I think Shane deletes anything that can lead to Lily's identity

JustHollandersGirl @imjustagirl · Dec 14
Replying to @ShannonPaauw

Agree because at this point the only thing able to surprise me is if Shane is pregnant...

LoverofStiles @Stileshasmyheart · Dec 14
Replying to @imjustagirl

Lily's certainly trying

Lily

I hate this time difference.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

I kinda forgot that they're not just doing long distance but Shane has to go on entire roadtrips in different timezones. That's kinda sad. Can't he just take Lily with him?? Please coach?? We can shrink him and put him in his pocket🙏

9:41 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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Lily

Five more days.

Can you do something for me?

Yes.

Don't touch yourself.

I want you desperate.

Five days isn't hard for me.

😄

Fuck off, you know what I mean. I've gone longer without.

Yes.

But I'm making it difficult.

Difficult how?

Oh fuck that's unfair.

I hate that I have to delete that.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

Yes we hate that you have to delete that too...

9:44 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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JusticeforLina @Lina_Vas · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Judge! Judge! There has been committed a terrible crime against humanity!!

24ismycaptain @MontrealGirly · Dec 14
Replying to @Lina_Vas

A crime against humanity, I say!!

Lily

That was evil.

You didn't like listening to me come?

You know I did asshole.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

Anybody else get the feeling that in Shanespeak:

fuck off = please continue

no = no but I can definitely be convinced with some begging

dickhead = so close to getting an "asshole" but you're not being obsessed enough

asshole = god I love you so much my love

9:47 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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Lily

Can you also bring normal food?

Please?

I will do anything.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

🥰They're finally together 🥰 How do we know? Evidence #1 No freaky texts 😁

9:49 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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Lily

Mom asked if we're doing dinner Saturday?

Yes, she texted me, her favourite son, too.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

Evidence #2 Hollander family dinner

9:50 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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Lily

I miss you already❤️

I miss you too.

I also miss kissing your freckles.

2 more weeks.

Can't wait.

Will not let you out of bed for the enitre time.

That might be difficult with work.

Don't care. They can deal without the best player in the league for a day.

My morning skate isn't optional☺️.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

Awwww Lily thinks Shane is the best player in the league💖💖💖

9:55 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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Ɛ>Shannon<З @ShannonPaauw · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

I don't know there's something weird about this...

Lily

Good game.

Shut up and call me.

Why?

Don't be an asshole.

Don't worry Hollander. I will give you your reward.

I promised, yes?

One orgasm for every goal scored coming up.

Hurry up.

I love you.

I love you.

OhCaptainMyCaptain
@Holcando

Fans: Shane Hollander is so talented and focused on hockey. He's absolutely locked in, always looking for the W and the points.

Shane, meanwhile: And that's an orgasm...and that's an orgasm...and that's another orgasm.

9:55 PM · Dec 14, 2019

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Hollanderthebest @2424Dalia2424 · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

3 orgasms!!!! Damn!! I get where Lily gets his "delusions" from.

CallmeCas @Deansgirl · Dec 14
Replying to @Holcando

Shane: So if I score goals I get orgasms...Okay, guess I'll score more goals.

going gone
@onthemove

RIP HOLLANDER'S PR TEAM

9:38 AM · Dec 15, 2019

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Saymyname
@Dinathegreat

BRB looking through UFC figthers to see if someone looks like Shane Hollander's Soft Dom Boyfriend named Lily.

9:41 AM · Dec 15, 2018

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Real Playaa
@realornot

They spend years cultivating the perfect polite uber Canadian hockey player, non-problematic, non toxic, etc etc, and now this…

9:46 AM · Dec 15, 2019

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Hockey4life @MeeMooWW · Dec 15
Replying to @realornot

Uhmm. Sorry but I don’t think having somewhat freaky sexts with your longterm boyfriend comes close to what some players get into.

itsabear @Bufster · Dec 15
Replying to @MeeMooWW

Yeah like Pierre (like so many others) cheated on his wife, Smith is probably a walking talking STD at this point, Kent is a homophobic piece of shit, Lewlynn has allegations of domestic abuse, Tjatjak is fascist, misogynist, and everything else that can be wrong with a human being, and that is just of the past week.

Marius @MariusPL · Dec 15
Replying to @Bufster

It's because he's gay

Real Playaa @MariusPL · Dec 15
Replying to @Realornot

That's not what I mean at all...just that they worked very hard to strip him of any personality and it's all undone in one day

itsabear @Bufster · Dec 15
Replying to @Realornot

I doubt anybody's image could survive when their private chats get exposed.

Is this everything
@Allthereis

Have we all clocked the time stamps on those texts? I can't believe poster boy Shane Hollander sexts right before and after a game, during practice, team in attendance and everything...

10:34 AM · Dec 15, 2019

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Ma Nose @Manonase · Jun 12
Replying to @Allthereis

Of course he does!! Have you not been paying attention?? They call when they are alone because Shane wants to hear Lily's dulcet tones whisper dirty things to him☺️

How Deep
@Isyourlove

Well👀 that was an experience

10:41 AM · Dec 15, 2019

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Hol in Hole
@PrettyPretty

I too would jerk off to Shane Hollander twice a day...

10:49 AM · Dec 15, 2019

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Ilya Rozanov
@Rozanov81

Hollander isn't a freak. I would also cancel on Montreal's 15th best player to have phone sex.

10:51 AM · Dec 15, 2019

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MrBoots
@Walkingboots

Not Rozanov competing on who the bigger freak is🤣🤣

Ilya Rozanov @Rozanov81· Dec 15

Hollander isn't a freak. I would also cancel on Montreal's 15th best player to have phone sex.

11:14 AM · Dec 15, 2019

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MootPoint
@Mootpoint

Rozanov read the text messages...👻RIP Hollander (and Pike)👻 I can only imagine the chirps coming their way💀.

11:21 AM · Dec 15, 2019

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For the Fellas @HockeyBoyz · Dec 15
Replying to @Mootpoint

I kind of hate Rozanov read them. Like it seems extra invasive because they're sortof colleagues.

Hate the player @Notthegame· Dec 15
Replying to @HockeyBoyz

I did too until Dallas Kent was filmed saying he'd never read that ****** *****'* ***** *** **** ****

For the Fellas @HockeyBoyz · Dec 15
Replying to @Notthegame

So you're saying at least Rozanov isn't as homophobic as Kent...that's a low fucking bar though.

Who Play the Game @HGirlsH · Dec 15
Replying to @HockeyBoyz

I would quit my job if my colleagues read my private texts. I don't care about the rando on the street but the people I work with??? That's a hard no.

Thirsty
@Gotwater

Lily is the realest...I too would beg and plead for a scrap of Hollander's attention...And would do unspeakables for a picture...

12:54 PM · Dec 15, 2019

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LiveOutside
@OutsideLife

Where do I sign for a man like Lily? I think one orgasm from him would last me a lifetime. One picture would probably last me a year. A voice message of him coming a decade. But I feel like I deserve a Lily treatment on the regular.

1:24 PM · Dec 15, 2019

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Mezzo
@Zorprano

I didn't think hockey would be interesting but I guess Shane and Boyfriend are here to prove me wrong.

1:32 PM · Dec 15, 2019

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ShortThing
@Tinybutfiney

Can't believe we're getting Shane Hollander confirmed freak 🤯🤯 and confirmed bottom 🤯🤯 in one day🤯🤯 This is THE best era to live in!!!

1:36 PM · Dec 15, 2019

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PhilinEU
@Philtastic

Glasses mention count: 85736485

Freckle mention count: 84527482

1:47 PM · Dec 15, 2019

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BBNHL8181 @Spaladijo · Dec 15
Replying to @Philtastic

If this was a drinking game we would not have survived

Gimme
@tinydeaths

Now every time Shane scores a goal all I'll be able to think about is him getting orgasms...

3:28 PM · Dec 15, 2019

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Gimme @tinydeaths· Dec 15
Replying to @tinydeaths

such a hardship...so difficult being me

Rabotat
@Rabotayu

Shane Hollander finally beating the robot allegations...

3:28 PM · Dec 15, 2019

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Ilya Rozanov
@Rozanov81

In regards to the comment I made during last night's press conference: I don't speculate on the sexuality of other players as I don't believe it has any influence on the game itself, so me referring to being surprised has nothing to do with Hollander being gay.

I was surprised that Hollander most boring man ever locked down someone as fun as Lily.

5:36 PM · Dec 17, 2019

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Eric Bennett @BennettNY · Dec 17
Replying to @Rozanov81

🤨🤨🤨

Ilya Rozanov @Rozanov81 · Dec 17
Replying to @BennettNY

Did your favourite bartender teach you how to use those? The one young enough to be the child of the much younger brother of Scott Hunter?

Dubadub
@PickleRick

Me at the beginning of that seemingly written by PR Rozanov post: Oh nooo Media got him boys.

Me at the second half that was definitely written by Rozanov: Ha, never mind, false alarm!

8:29 PM · Dec 17, 2019

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Dubadub @PickleRick· Dec 17
Replying to @PickleRick

Also calling both Bennett and Hunter old in one reply is 👑

Shane

Dude, please tell me you didn't...

This is Lily.

Shane is having a panic attack and will call back later.

You have a beautiful bathroom.

Your wife has good taste.

in design, not men.

Bonijourni
@Hellaholla

Now that the Hollanov cat is out of the bag, do we think Ilya=Lily.

10:48 AM · Jun 12, 2021

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LosetheShoes @Shoeman · Jun 12
Replying to @Hellaholla

Moremoremore
@IfIhadaheart

OOOOoooooo I just realised that those leaked messages between Shane and Lily are actually Shane and Ilya....

11:58 AM · Jun 12, 2021

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hockeyNHLhockey @hockeyhockey · Jun 12
Replying to @IfIhadaheart

Forgive me lord I'm about to sin...

BozRoz
@Bostan

I can't believe that when the world thought that A) the Irina foundation was a PR stunt and they still hated each other, or B) they tolerated each other for the Irina Foundation, Rozanov was actually C) panting after Shane Hollander like a bloodhound after a treat (they drool so so much).

12:13 PM · Jun 12, 2021

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BoysBoys
@ToysToys

I didn't think I could find Rozanov even hotter than I already did but finding out he's a soft dom to Shane - the Canadian legend - Hollander 🤯🤤🥵🥵

1:36 PM · Jun 12, 2021

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Beerleague
@Wherefunisfun

Shane Hollander (in 2016): I'm dating Rose Landry, a beautiful and famous movie star.

Canadians everywhere: Oooohh very impressive!

Ilya Rozanov: Hold my fucking beer! I can do you one better.

1:38 PM · Jun 12, 2021

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ROZ81FAN @NoraDee91 · Jan 11
Replying to @Wherefunisfun

Rozanov is on a mission to become the most liked non-Canadian Canadian<3

Melinda Herringer
@MelindaHerr

Not us (Chicago WAG's) finding out the S-J Wags knew about Hollanov all this time😅

1:39 PM · Jun 12, 2021

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Mrs Lindhorst
@HelenaLindhorst

All this time I (and the rest of the San-Jose WAG's) thought Hollander and Rozanov were just the league's worst kept secret...

2:12 PM · Jun 12, 2021

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Lindhorstofficial @Lindhorsthockeyplayer· Jun 12
Replying to @HelenaLindhorst

I'm sorry what???

Rianna Parrot @RiannaParrot· Jun 12
Replying to @Lindhorsthockeyplayer

Ohhh I forgot about that! That was such a fun night!

JohnParrotSanJose @JohnParrot· Jun 12
Replying to @RiannaParrot

How is this the first we hear of it??

Rianna Parrot @RiannaParrot· Jun 12
Replying to @JohnParrot

We thought it was obvious!

Lindhorstofficial @Lindhorsthockeyplayer· Jun 12
Replying to @HelenaLindhorst

No! It wasn't! They hated each other!

Mrs Lindhorst @HelenaLindhorst· Jun 12
Replying to @Lindhorsthockeyplayer

They always leave public events (close) together.

Rozanov hasn't gone home with a woman in years.

They flirt all the time.

Whenever they look at each other they do it with the most yearniest of eyes.

Rianna Parrot @RiannaParrot· Jun 12
Replying to @HelenaLindhorst

Yes, like how sometimes a couple is standing on opposite sides of a room but you can still see and feel they're together and in love.

JohnParrotSanJose @JohnParrot· Jun 12
Replying to @RiannaParrot

No, no no no. They hated each other!!

Mrs Lindhorst @HelenaLindhorst· Jun 12
Replying to @JohnParrot

I feel like this is like the Matthew McConaughey and Austin Butler dilemma.

JohnParrotSanJose @JohnParrot· Jun 12
Replying to @HelenaLindhorst

I'm so confused??

Rianna Parrot @RiannaParrot· Jun 12
Replying to @JohnParrot

The one where women thought they were flirting but men thought they were showing agression.

Mrs Lindhorst @HelenaLindhorst· Jun 12
Replying to @RiannaParrot

Mazaree
@BrunoMaz

That text where "Lily" is rewarding Shane with an orgasm per goal scored really hits different when you know "Lily" is Ilya Rozanov, divisional rival...

2:28 PM · Jun 14, 2021

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White Ball @Pingpong· Jun 14
Replying to @Brunomaz

"Divisional Rival" Like he wasn't already playing for Ottawa...

Mazaree @BrunoMaz· Jun 14
Replying to @Pingpong

Okay but I think we can assume he did this when he played for Boston too...

Mazaree @BrunoMaz· Jun 14
Replying to @Pingpong

And Ottawa is also a divisional rival.

White Ball @Pingpong· Jun 14
Replying to @Brunomaz

Sure...but it's Ottawa (no offense).

AmIDog
@jaIamdog

Okay okay, so Rozanov definitely traded to Ottawa to be closer to Shane Hollander, right????

10:07 PM · Jun 14, 2021

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Ɛ>Shannon<З @ShannonPaauw · Jun 14
Replying to @jaIamdog

Must have right?!!!

CanShaHol @Tankstadt · Jun 14
Replying to @jaIamdog

OMG..OMG... I can't believe we finally solved this mystery!!!!

81isfun @Berthanotacow · Jun 14
Replying to @jaIamdog

Gaahhh that's so romantic!! Meanwhile I can't even get my guy to introduce me to his friends...

Dee @Dowadee · Jun 14
Replying to @jaIamdog

Oohhh Ilya Rozanov is whipped in love.

itsabear @Bufster · Jun 14
Replying to @jaIamdog

Shane Hollander must possess magic to make Ilya Rozanov join a loser team like Ottawa.

24ismycaptain @MontrealGirly · Jun 14
Replying to @jaIamdog

Glasses and freckles...that's the magic...

VoyMon24 @Droverrr · Jun 14
Replying to @jaIamdog

Guess that's one way to eliminate Boston from contention lol

IlyasIliyana @Iliyana95 · Jun 14
Replying to @jaIamdog

Fine, I guess true love is real.

Snitzel Fritzel
@Fritz1990

As a little boy Shane Hollander visited his first NHL game, the tragedy that was the Ottawa Centaurs. Then and there he came up with a 10 step plan to make the Centaurs Great Again.

10:55 PM · Jun 14, 2021

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Snitzel Fritzel @Fritz1990 · Jan 11
Replying to @Fritz1990

Shane Hollander's 10 step plan to make the Centaurs Great Again.

1. Become the best hockey player of the NHL.

2. Befriend the other best hockey player of the NHL formerly known as your rival.

3. Convince everyone you hate your rival so they don't suspect your plan.

4. Have sex with your rival and make him fall in love with you.

5. More than love, make him absolutely obsessed and whipped.

6. Convince him to move to Ottawa to be closer to you.

7. Start a charity together that does hockey camps so you can train the future best hockey players (they might come in handy later).

8. Your rival/boyfriend rebuilds the Centaurs so they don't suck.

9. Marry your rival-turned-boyfriend and join his team the Centaurs that are now actually play off contenders.

10. Win a fuck ton of cups.

Notes:

Thank you for reading!!

The photo of Matthew Mcconaughey and Austin Butler took place in 2025, but I felt this could have been Ilya and Shane so I wanted to keep it in despite not being time accurate.

I also had to take a break from formatting this one to work on some other stuff because my eyes hurt from it. That might mean that I will post something else before I'm posting the next part in this series, (there's a tiny hint in this one for the next one, it's going to be Yuna's leaked messages).

If you see me being lazy with some of the formatting...no you didn't ;)

Also, It took a lot of time and some scrapping and almost giving upping but I am apparently very stubborn to hit that 8124 again :D.

Series this work belongs to:

← Previous Work Part 3 of Deleted Messages can get you in trouble

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