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Checks and Unbalanced by Mostlyhuman
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Apr 2026
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Jimmy uncovers a string of connected fraudulent checks, enlisting Lizzie and Scar to help him chase down the criminals.
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The Spanners have been at their game for awhile when the FBI picks up on their crimes. But what's the game worth without someone to play against? -
Friday Night Football (Suddenly Worth It) by Mostlyhuman
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Jun 2025
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"Jimmy? The football coach?" Impulse glanced up at him, a smirk begining to play on his features. "You got a crush or something?"
Tango locked up like he'd been shot by lightning. "No. What? No. That's ridiculous. You're insane!"
Impulse smirked to himself, already seeing the formation of a plan in his mind. He just needed to make a few phone calls.
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- Part 4 of Teachers AU!
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Backlit by Stage Lights by Mostlyhuman
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
17 May 2025
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Ren also didn't mind grabbing a few drinks with him at the end of the work week, laughing at each other's jokes into the late hours of the night, and parting ways, yet finding that Martyn never seemed to truly leave his mind. Not that Ren would ever dwell on such things.
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- Part 3 of Teachers AU!
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Don't Screw This Up For Me by Mostlyhuman
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 May 2025
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Joel Beans slammed down his phone and eyed his students with a glare.
"Everybody has to be chill." He said seriously. "You can't screw this up for me."
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- Part 2 of Teachers AU!
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In Platonic Pursuit of Education by Mostlyhuman
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 May 2025
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As soon as you stepped foot in the door as a freshman, word traveled fast: Mr. LeMann and Mr. SV sure seemed like they were married, but it was best not to bring it up.
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- Part 1 of Teachers AU!
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Teachers AU! by Mostlyhuman
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Jun 2025
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O House is sad about it’s closing.
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01 May 2026
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Cats in Bags and Beans Unspilled by boredshyandbi
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Apr 2026
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"What else you got in that backpack? Social security card? Spare key to the Spidey bachelor-pad? You’re lucky no one’s stolen your shit yet.”
Peter hesitated for just a moment, and instantly regretted it. Too late, Deadpool had already noticed whatever microexpression had given him away, and pounced on it.
Deadpool gasped. “No fucking way.”
Or, Peter Parker is not as good at the secret identity thing as he thinks he is, and Deadpool gains a few (metaphorical) gray hairs.
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19 Apr 2026
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Foolhearted by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
09 Apr 2025
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“I’m sorry, Grian,” Scar repeated. “Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?”
For a moment, Scar thought he saw Grian’s gaze dip again, but with distance between them, and the glare from a lamp on the other man’s glasses, he couldn’t be entirely sure. It made his heart squeeze all the same.
Grian straightened, huffing, “No.”
Scar hesitated. “Are you sure?”
“Positive,” Grian said. He leaned into the couch cushions, his countenance changing with the wave of a hand. His face relaxed, his legs crossed in front of him, and a wide smile split his lips. “You’ll pay for what you’ve done in due time.”
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After an April Fool's Day prank goes wrong, and his fake flirting attempts go south, Scar has to endure an entire day of Grian giving him a taste of his own medicine.
Bookmarked by Mostlyhuman
11 Jul 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Fake flirting but they want REAL flirting?? Perfection thank you
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Where the Light Won't Find You by Fire_Fly464, rindomness
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
07 Jul 2025
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"Here we are," Mumbo says, confirming Grian's suspicions (and the GPS map) that this is their destination. "Home sweet home."
"Swanky," Grian says. "How'd you land it?"
"Nice job," Mumbo says. "Pays really well."
"No kidding."
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Grian moves in with Mumbo after months of Mumbo asking, but things are... weird.
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Bookmarked by Mostlyhuman
08 Jul 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Perfect mafia AU!! Not shippy, but incredible character writing and world building. Fic of substance!
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Breathe, Grian thinks to himself. Breathe.
He nods. "Your plans are important to you." He mumbles weakly, heart in his throat as Mumbo holds his hands.
Mumbo looks up at him, their eyes meeting. "You're important to me." He says, like it's the most obvious fact in the world, smiling at Grian with a warmth that settles in his chest, right where his heart is. His knees feel like jelly, and he thinks, distantly, that it's a good thing they aren't standing.
Bookmarked by Mostlyhuman
08 Jul 2024