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Simon x Billy by firstpersonnarrator for InkFable, Salvador_Daley
Fandoms: simon lewis - Fandom, The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, The Mortal Instruments (Movies), Billy Delaney - Fandom, Me & Mrs Jones (TV), Robert Sheehan - Fandom
19 Aug 2022
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Dear @cassandraclare : I’m sorry for pretending that Simon Lewis wrote every one of your books. Actually, he’s still working on book 4. Forgive please?
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- Part 1 of Simon x Billy
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You've gotten tired of the vampire thing, and it only took you about 150 years. Burnt out, oversexed, and tired of lurking in the shadows (literally). You long for the summer sun and a good festival. You're talented and wanted, but it simply is not enough.
Stuck between maintaining your life as is, or dying a sure to be horrible death, you decided to break your boredom with searching out for the famed Dream Lord, Morpheus, while you sleep.
For nefariously carnal purposes. Of course.
(CW: brief mentions of racism, but no details)
(spam tags: you're vulgar af, Morpheus keeps 'accidentally' turning you on, Reader Character Is A Baddie and a Bad Person, mind bending dream sex because you asked nice, Dream Likes To Watch, jokes on you morphy i'm into that weird shit, Desire tries to get you to see sense) -
Worst. Pickup line. Ever! by GunRoswell (GunRoswall)
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
19 Aug 2022
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Set around the time of SW The Book of Boba Fett, Chapter Seven.
Din Djarin visits the former town of Mos Pelgo. Recently given the name of Freetown.
Din is there to see his old friend, the Marshal of the settlement, Cobb Vanth.
The idea for said visit?
Well, to asks a favour and also, to offer the man a drink!
And thus, ending up delivering the worst pick-up line ever!An interlude in the life of the hard-shelled Mandalorian and the more soft-core Marshal.
What really happened when the “cameras stopped rolling” after the scenes were in the can? (The fourth wall and all that :p).A Din Djarin/Cobb Vanth pairing.
A short stand-alone tale.
Set in the world of Tales from Boba’s Palace.Series
- Part 3 of Tales from Boba’s Palace
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Levi is sick of his business trip, yet he's only just arrived at the headquarters of Ocean Ridge Company for a four day trip. This short chapter, modern AU fic will walk through each day of the blossoming friendship and love of the men with sky and ocean eyes.
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if thou be'st born to strange sights by Nemainofthewater for ThebanSacredBand
Fandoms: 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021)
19 Aug 2022
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In the jianghu, where such things as cursed artefacts and immortal mountains exist, it really is quite a misfortune to be born in the Ghost Valley. Everyone knows that you exist as nothing more than cannon fodder at worst and a ‘great villain’ for the young heroes of the jianghu to trains themselves against at best.
Howl's Moving Castle inspired/fusion
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With an imminent civil war in the Fire Nation and the surging of the Red Lotus, Catra finds herself under an unimaginable ammount of pressure the she can't seem able to manage alone, but has to.
In the meanwhile, Adora has to maintain peace among nations, but the tensions keeps on growing. Her role as the Avatar is put to question because of her relationship with the Firelord and she's put before a very important question: who is she, really?Prepare for an endless quantity of action, pain, heartbreaks and psychological depictions of a new world order.
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- Part 1 of SPOP x ATLA/TLOK AU
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All Roads Lead Back to You (Unfortunately) by Aeriane_Parkes
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
19 Aug 2022
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The year was 1988 when he met Sherlock Holmes, A bright-eyed, energetic, if not brash boy that was glued to John's side almost the moment they met. Every time the Holmes parents went on another one of their many, many holidays away, which seemed to increase in number as the years went by, John was there with Sherlock.
Until one day, when their little paradise came crashing down.
Will they be able to rebuild what they had before? Or will the chance to change only cause them to finally burn one another up and leave each other for their own sake?
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A Hypothesis for Falling in Love by OmnipotentPenmanship
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Aug 2022
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Izuku has noticed Kacchan’s been acting kind of weird, and he’s going to apply the Scientific Method to prove it.Bakugou Katsuki came with three immutable truths:
1. He didn’t let people tell him what to do. (Unless it was Todoroki. Then he listened without hesitation and gave up important belongings without a second thought.)
2. He stuck to a schedule and did not divert from it. (Unless Todoroki needed help deciphering a grocery list. Then he’d go out of his way to not only help identify the ingredients, but go to the store to make sure the correct items were bought, foregoing any semblance of his usual strictly followed routine.)
3. He did not care how the world perceived him. (Unless he was in a training match, then he acted like, dare Izuku say, he wanted to look hot. He wanted to be noticed — at least if it was Todoroki doing the noticing.)It led Izuku to step three, and by All Might did he have one bombshell of a hypothesis, because Kacchan was not someone who did anything by halves. Be it his training, his hobbies, his education, or his feelings.
Step Three: The Hypothesis.
‘Bakugou Katsuki is in love with Todoroki Shouto.’
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Saving Three Ex-cell-ent Skeletons by RecklesslyCaffeinated for Llama_Goddess
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
19 Aug 2022
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Saving Three Ex-cell-ent Skeletons, or, The Pros and Cons You Meet as a Prison Nurse is an Undertale Prison AU. You are a recently graduated prison nurse who’s still getting to grips with your new job at New Ebbott Prison. With a big heart and an almost complete inability to say no, you find yourself in charge of three Skeleton Monsters. One is grouchy, one is flirty and one is entirely insane. Despite your misgivings, and frequent warnings, you find your ability to remain professional with these skele-boys is sorely tested.
Gore and horror chapters (mild gore and only one real horror chapter) will be flagged in the chapter notes.
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labours of love by chivalrousamour
Fandoms: 告白実行委員会 | Confession Executive Committee, ヒロインたるもの！ | Heroine Tarumono! | Heroines Run the Show (Anime)
19 Aug 2022
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Hiyori finds a schedule that's absolutely crammed with work hours.
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your seat's right here, hiyori by chivalrousamour
Fandoms: 告白実行委員会 | Confession Executive Committee, ヒロインたるもの！ | Heroine Tarumono! | Heroines Run the Show (Anime)
19 Aug 2022
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A home date with Aizo, getting to see his home, and even eating food he cooked himself, it was all so amazing! Hiyori was so grateful that she was practically crying as she went to sit across from Aizo!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 210
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 5
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perfect golden resolution by chivalrousamour
Fandoms: 告白実行委員会 | Confession Executive Committee, ヒロインたるもの！ | Heroine Tarumono! | Heroines Run the Show (Anime)
19 Aug 2022
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Q: Suzumi Hiyori and Shibasaki Aizo are both right-handed. They want to hold hands with their left-handed boyfriend, Someya Yujiro, but if they both do that at the same time, they can't write notes during their study date... What's the ideal solution?
1) Take turns holding his hand
2) Rock-paper-scissors
3) Hold both of his hands at the same time
4) Give up- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 300
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 8
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indirect ice cream kisses by chivalrousamour
Fandoms: 告白実行委員会 | Confession Executive Committee, ヒロインたるもの！ | Heroine Tarumono! | Heroines Run the Show (Anime)
19 Aug 2022
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Yujiro was sure that Hiyori would blush and get flustered when he stole some of her ice cream. While Yujiro was right about her getting embarrassed, her real reaction was just a little out of line with the expectations he had...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 210
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 5
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does a red tie count as a red string of fate? by chivalrousamour
Fandoms: 告白実行委員会 | Confession Executive Committee, ヒロインたるもの！ | Heroine Tarumono! | Heroines Run the Show (Anime)
19 Aug 2022
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"Aizo-kun, your tie is a little skewed!"
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 490
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 7
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Wilbur, by technical standards is an amazing artist but he can tell his latest works have lacked passion. The next model for his art school somehow brings it all back at once
Or artist Wilbur falls for Model Tommy.
Title is from Doors Unlocked and Open by death cab.
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- Part 4 of Codes And Keys
- Part 34 of Elles Fucked Up Anon Dump (mainly Tombur)
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Welcome to Haven by PettyMermaidsGf for allstoriesintheend, alinafewwords, draqthedisaster
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
19 Aug 2022
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Steve's smile is genuine, though a bit flustered, as he brings himself to relax a bit and asks, “What can I get you today, man? We’ve got a ton of regular-approved favorites and a couple new menu items are coming out later this week.”
Again, the man’s gaze looks caught between Steve himself and the handwritten chalkboard menu for some two, three erratic beats of Steve’s heartbeat before he winks at Steve and leans close over the counter to murmur, “Know what, handsome?” His teasing smile from earlier blooms into a full-blown smirk when he says, “I’m feeling brave today, so how about you surprise me?”
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Or, the cafe owner Steve x florist shop Eddie fic I wanted and haven't quite found, so I'm writing it myself. Filled with fluff without plot, bad flirting & pick-up lines, and where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.
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Shadow takes care of Sonic after he hits his head. To repay him, Sonic takes Shadow out to a nice restaurant. He finds out Shadow thinks Chili Dogs are gross and won't eat them. Now Sonic has a new goal, to make Shadow eat a Chili Dog.
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When the door knob starts turning, Sapnap can't find it in himself to be shocked. It rotates and rotates and he does nothing but stare. Weirdly enough, his heart isn't thumping so loud that anyone in a five meter radius can hear it. Instead, it’s deathly silent and he thinks it may have stopped beating altogether.
What the fuck. Sapnap blinks once, twice, three times at the very shirtless man who just exited his bathroom. What the actual fuck.
"Oh, you're finally back. Sorry, I took a shower." The shirtless man smiles and laughs and he is quite possibly the most beautiful person Sapnap's ever seen in his life, even though he broke into his apartment.
— In where a hot guy (George) breaks into a confused guy’s (Sapnap) apartment a lot, and this fanfic is a huge mess and a bit queer.
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- Part 33 of you're an asshole (but i love you)
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Gintoki, a university history professor, meets Hijikata, the vice-commander of the police department, in an ordinary coffee shop in the center of the city."I'd like a hot coffee, please" he said. And Gintoki instantly fell in love.