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Hlvrai chatfic because I hate myself, roughly inspired by my own discord chat with bad memes and murder. Wrote most of this in a fugue state at 12am so it probably won’t make sense.
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Two works at Walmart after TPOT ends, but little does he know he’s about to have an unfortunate encounter with someone he knows all too well.
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“You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”
“I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”
“Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”
Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.
That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.
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An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.
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He settled on Romania finally. A new country after a bad relationship and hopefully a new chance to enjoy the world around him.
What Ethan Winters doesn't expect though, is waking up something far far older than he would have thought possible. And of course, the ramifications of catching that attention.
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19 Mar 2026
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A LITERARY MASTERPIECE THE LIKES OF WHICH THIS WORLD HAS ONLY RARELY SEEN
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by any other name would smell as sweet by generally_gray
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 Jan 2025
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Jon has to navigate the timeless social blunder of neglecting to learn a person’s name but continuing to see them often enough that the window of opportunity to ask has been shut for just around a millennia.
Worse; the person in question is Jon’s best friend.
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14 May 2026
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DELIGHTFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A TRULY JOYOUS TALE
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"And who would I be dating? You?"
"Sure. If that gets them to leave you the fuck alone."
Ivan just needed some help in dealing with his relentless underclassmen who wants him so bad and Till just so happens to have a light bulb moment.
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07 Jan 2026
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“This will mark you as mine,” Ivan says, stepping over and fastening the gold band around Till’s wrist. He looks down at it for a moment, still holding onto Till’s hand.
Till stares at it as well, his heart pounding in his chest, still not a hundred percent sure he knows what’s going on. Ivan’s never mentioned anything about this before. Despite all his weird teasing and boundary pushing, he’s never brought up making Till his concubine of all things.
“You know I’m not like you,” he says softly after a moment, swallowing hard.
“I know,” Ivan says easily, nonchalantly. Like it doesn’t matter either way.
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In an attempt to protect the servant musician Till from further mistreatment by his sadistic father, Ivan, the crown prince of Anakt, makes a deal with the king. He promises to take a wife and continue the family bloodline so long as Till can be his male concubine. As the day of the wedding looms over them, the childhood friends are forced to finally confront feelings they've suppressed and ignored for years.
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28 Aug 2025
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It's so peak... peak writing, peak characterization, peak little guys, peak as far as the eye can see