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This time, when Eren knocks on apartment number 638, Jean arrives prompt and cheerful. He grins with extra-deep dimples that make Eren’s throat and stomach feel tight. Worse, he stands so close that his heartbeat goes thumpthumpthumpthump. All that iron-rich blood, hot and fast-flowing underneath his healthy flushed skin. Oh, Eren would do insane, unforgivable shit just to taste a single drop of Jean’s blood. He knows it would taste sweet and soft, like thin syrup, and Jean would take him so well, fuck, he’d be so good for him—
“...Eren?”
“Hm?” They’ve barely walked down the hallway. Jean is staring at him with a furrow in his brow.
“Did you even hear the question I just asked?”
“Oh. No.”
Or: Someone has turned Eren Yeager into a strange monster. Eren asks Jean Kirstein for help tracking down the culprit.
(Vampire AU for EreJeanWeek2026 !)
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i cant stop thinking about u. by Autrealistic
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
20 Dec 2025
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“You really like me, huh?”
Jean instantly looked up again. Eren’s lips were curved in a sly smile, his eyes wide and glittering against the overhead lights. All of a sudden, he was so damn confident.
“I mean, yeah,” Jean muttered. “Why else would I be here?”
“Because you want to have sex again.” Eren licked grease from his thumb, glancing at Jean’s mouth. “Because you didn’t want to look too desperate, so you took me out on a fake date first.”
OR: With Sasha's assistance, Jean asks his extremely attractive, enigmatic drug dealer on a date. The only problem? He might share more in common with Eren than he initially expects.
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Eren Yeager is a psychology major who couldn’t give less of a shit about being a psychology major. The only reason he attends college at Shiganshina State is because of his two best (and only) friends, Armin and Mikasa. He hates his classes, he hates his professors, and most of all he hates his roommate— Jean Kirstein.
But things change after a night of heavy drinking. Jean and Eren realize that they might have more in common than they initially expect. And, in an effort to explore the more physical aspects of intimacy, they strike up a deal. A mutually beneficial pact to become better at sex. No strings attached.
Unfortunately, Jean happens to be very attractive. And Eren is finding it harder and harder to fight his feelings.
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Jean scanned the room, trying to hide his growing anxiety. Bunk beds lined grimy wood walls. A few male voices chattered in the distance, young and careless. Men’s barracks. The same one he’d lived in seven years ago.
“What…” He clenched his hair, which was short. Then he ran his hand over his face. Smooth skin, no facial hair. Oh, no. This couldn’t be real. This was a trick—some kind of hallucination that Eren gave him with the Founding Titan’s powers. But if this was Eren’s doing, then why here, back in their cadet days? And if this was a hallucination, why could he smell the dust in the air? Why did Connie’s face look so real, so confused?
“Are you feeling okay, John?” Connie tilted his head to the side.
OR: There's so much Jean wishes that he could change about Eren Yeager. If only he had enough time.
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He saw a figure sitting on the wooden platform and froze in place. Eren Yeager in the flesh.
As he drew closer, he made out more of his drug dealer. Eren was wearing a simple black hoodie (how the hell wasn’t he cold?) and loose blue jeans. His body looked pretty fit, although it was hard to tell beneath his baggy clothes. His hair was dark, tied up behind his head, and he scrolled through his phone, lighting up a face that was—
Handsome. Oh, fuck. This guy was really fucking attractive.
OR: At Connie's insistence, Jean hunts down a new weed dealer. His work-friend Armin hooks him up with a very attractive, very confusing person named Eren Yeager.
Kinktober 2025: Intoxication, Public Sex, Humiliation
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- Part 1 of toxic erejean au
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Friendship can blossom in the most unlikely places. So, too, can love with enough time and cultivation.
This is the story of two strangers who grow into more.
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how strange that i don't know you at all by recursiveloop
Fandoms: Monster (Anime & Manga)
26 Oct 2023
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“I was thinking, Doctor Tenma,” Johan starts. “Next time we fuck.”
Tenma’s hand jolts a little. He’s not sure he’ll ever really be used to this—both Johan’s crass dialogue, and the fact that it’s Johan at all.
Johan thumps one leg against the wood of the counter and continues, “We could put that gun of yours to use.”
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25 Dec 2025
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"Am I bad company?" Carol's words are slurred, and she can hear the insecurity leaking into her tone. She's drunk. Carol knows she shouldn't be, but she couldn't stop thinking about- everything. After Zosia bombarded her with questions about her books, her conversation with Helen in the bar began to loop in her mind.
"Of course not, Carol." Zosia frowns, scolding her, as if the implication itself was an insult. "We enjoy your company."
"I'm not a monster." Carol insists to no one. "I'm the only one who had a normal fucking reaction."
She doesn't hear Zosia's reply because she chooses that exact moment to attempt standing. Her legs buckle immediately. She feels Zosia catch her from under her arms, and Carol lets herself go limp like a cat, trying to refuse the touch without words. She won't tell Zosia to let go, of course, because then the woman actually would.
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24 Dec 2025
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Tracing Kim and Jimmy’s relationship through a series of telephone calls.
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17 Nov 2025
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Don't Pet a Parrot by walkingcatfish
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Jun 2020
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"Did you know you're not supposed to pet a parrot on its back or wings or it'll get turned on?"
“What the fuck are you on about?”
“Just making conversation.”Dabi reads an interesting news article which leads to some hands-on experimentation while he and Keigo wait for their info drop.
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