13 Bookmarks by Astlay
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Fresh off a bitter divorce, Aziraphale fabricates a perfect marriage to get hired at a wedding magazine—just a stepping stone on the way to his dream career. It's a foolproof plan, until he needs to produce said husband for the magazine's annual couples retreat.
Enter Crowley, his best friend's mysterious cousin, who agrees, for his own reasons, to play fake husband for a week—no strings attached, no messy complications.
One problem: the more Aziraphale discovers about the real man behind the act, the less fake his feelings become.
Aziraphale thought the hardest part would be fooling everyone else…
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- 13/13
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02 Dec 2025
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Patented Daydream by XxTheDarkLordxX for valoeveras
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2023
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“Did they blackmail you too?” Malfoy asked, nose lifting in the air. “No good bloody Gryffindors that should’ve been in Slytherin. When I get my hands on the Weasley twins I’ll—”
“Blackmail?” Harry’s brows rose. “I’m here because they suckered me into it.”
“I’ve always known you were daft, but damn.”
Harry was going murder Fred and George and blame it on Ron.
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30 Sep 2025
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The Sleeping Beauty Curse by who_la_hoop for magpie_fngrl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2017
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When Draco Malfoy falls into a cursed sleep and can only be woken – at least, according to the Daily Prophet, that impeccable source of truth – by ‘true love’s kiss’, Harry Potter knows there’s no way on earth he’s the answer to this particular riddle. Is he . . .?
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- English
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- 152,552
- Chapters:
- 23/23
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21 Jul 2024
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The Claiming of Grimmauld Place by bixgirl1 for lauren3210
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Dec 2017
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When Grimmauld Place begins fighting against Harry’s ownership of it, he decides he needs help to train the historic home — but little does he expect that it’ll be Malfoy who’s most suitable for the challenge. However, as Malfoy and Harry get closer, Harry comes to understand that expectations aren’t always the best path by which to guide his heart — and in the process learns just what is needed to make a house a home.
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- English
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- 74,228
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- 7/7
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10 Jul 2023
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Tea and No Sympathy by who_la_hoop for disapparater
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2014
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It's Potter's fault, of course, that Draco finds himself trapped in the same twenty-four-hour period, repeating itself over and over again. It's been nearly a year since the unpleasant business at Hogwarts, and Draco's getting on with his life quite nicely, thank you, until Harry sodding Potter steps in and ruins it all, just like always. At first, though, the time loop seems liberating. For the first time in his life, he can do anything, say anything, be anything, without consequence. But the more Draco repeats the day, the more he realises the uncomfortable truth: he's falling head over heels for the speccy git. And suddenly, the time loop feels like a trap. For how can he ever get Harry to love him back when time is, quite literally, against him?
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- 11/11
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Bookmarked by Astlay
12 Jul 2021
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Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.
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- Part 1 of Running on Air
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- English
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- 74,880
- Chapters:
- 17/17
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Bookmarked by Astlay
12 Jul 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
I'm trying not to rhapsody about this story for paragraphs, but it's borderline impossible. To the person who recommended it as a "classic" on Tumblr, all the thanks. First fic I've read in a very long time, and absolutely perfect.
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The Nightmare Club by Elle Gray (Elle_Gray) for RuArcher (Coriesocks)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Dec 2018
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Hermione and Ron are going back to Hogwarts to do N.E.W.T.s, Ginny isn't. Harry hasn't decided, until he has, in front of the Wizengamot and now he's responsible for Malfoy as well. A tale of enemies who learn to get along, get it wrong and get it on. Everything is purple, some things are on fire and no-one is sleeping properly. But don't worry, there's tea!
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- English
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- 16/16
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Bookmarked by Astlay
18 Dec 2018
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Harry felt Malfoy's breath on his lips as they came together over the bottle, hands firmly planted on the floor as though they each needed their familiar soil, refusing to cross into enemy territory.
Except that Malfoy no longer felt like his enemy.Malfoy felt inevitable.
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- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 2,553
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18 Nov 2018
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Every Me and Every You by bixgirl1 for magpie_fngrl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 May 2018
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Harry liked his life just fine, thankyouverymuch — so it was bad enough when a sly fairy cursed him to leap into alternate realities. But seeing Malfoy in all of them? Definitely way too much. And worse yet: needing the bastard's help to figure out how to get out of of it.
It was a disaster waiting to happen, really.
Well... probably.
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- English
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- 69,300
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 530
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Bookmarked by Astlay
18 Nov 2018
Bookmarker's Notes
Amazing fic. Definitely on the favourites list! One to be read again!
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The Four Ds of Apparition (or: Destination, Determination, Deliberation, and Dicks) by eidheann, firethesound_HP_archive
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jul 2015
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After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry's life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the
eighteentwenty dicks.Series
- Part 1 of Dick Chicken
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- English
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- 36,638
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Astlay
05 Nov 2018
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In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.
Their best isn't perfect.
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“Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezoar with them.”
Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –
Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”
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(Now with a TV Tropes page!)
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- English
- Words:
- 530,377
- Chapters:
- 34/?
- Comments:
- 16,048
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- 68,640
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Bookmarked by Astlay
09 Sep 2018
Bookmarker's Notes
I'm genuinely in love with this fic. It's hard to describe just how good it is. Definitely joining my "better than canon" list here.
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What's that crackling in the walls?
Harry has no clue at all.
He'll eat some cake and drink some wine
Because he is completely FINE.--A story about life's disregard for our plans.
[2017 advent story]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 80,957
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Comments:
- 706
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Bookmarked by Astlay
04 Aug 2018
Bookmarker's Notes
This is such a lovely little story... Quite different from a lot of the ones I read before, and perfect for the Holidays (even if I'm reading it in august).
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Paris would like to make a proposal.
Bookmarked by Astlay
27 Dec 2016
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Amazing story; feels like you're listening to the characters' voices.